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Clips from Upload - The Outing (S02E02)

"I always felt lucky I outlived you,"
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"but maybe I should be jealous."
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"You have quite the spread here."
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"Well, you're the older brother now,"
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"so that's some consolation."
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"So, to what do I owe this visit?"
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"The board is voting today. Want to give me your proxy?"
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"I'll cast my own vote, thanks."
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"You know the rules."
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"You have to be there in person."
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"Oh, I intend to be."
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"Father always said to check up on important things yourself."
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"Well, not that I don't trust you,"
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"but Father also said not to trust you."
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"David Choak is downloading off the system"
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"to Baskin Robots in Manhattan."
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"2552 West 43rd Street,"
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"New York City, 10036."
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"Call Nathan."
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"- Hi. - Hey."
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"Um, hey, what are you up to today?"
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"Not much."
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"Uh, want to go on a field trip with me?"
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"To New York City?"
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"Yes. Yeah... I mean, you know, if you want."
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"It'd be cool."
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"Also, how exactly would I do that?"
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"Uh, you would buy"
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"a Reality Private Tour and ask for me as your guide."
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"It's just one long FaceTime call,"
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"uh, but it's fun, and, um, I-I could, I could use a break."
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"Yeah, I could use a little vacation, too."
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"Your life is a vacation."
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"I know, and it's exhausting."
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"I could use a vacation from it."
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"You want to take a day trip to Manhattan?"
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"Oh, hell yeah."
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"I've always wanted to see the infamous Bean."
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"That's Chicago."
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"Then the, uh, bridge."
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"- Which one? - Hamilton?"
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"Close enough."
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"Yeah, this is gonna be great. The girls will be pumped."
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"Girls?"
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"Really? I'm Papoose-loading Luke?"
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"I thought you'd be happy."
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"Oh, wait, is it weird now between you guys"
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"'cause of the whole sex dream thing?"
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"Uh, nuh-uh. I do not do weird."
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"- Hi."
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"Hola."
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"Uh, surf's up, dude."
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"What the fuck?"
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"All right, let's go."
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"Check this out."
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"Help us!"
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"They're kidnapping us!"
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"- Somebody! - Help!"
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"You know we can mute these fools at any time."
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"Aleesha, don't forget to buy your chlamydia pill."
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"I'm clean, y'all."
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"- Coming."
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"Oh, if this is a singing telegram,"
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"I'm not interested."
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"Oh, Ms. Kannerman, we're here for an in-home inspection."
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"For what? Oh, bugs?"
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"Are you still interested in a digital baby?"
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"If so, then we need to look around and make sure"
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"you can properly care for one."
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"If not, and I feel like that would be a good call,"
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"we'll be out of your hair."
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"Uh, why would that be a good call?"
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"You set the record for the practice AI."
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"Birth to death in under 24 hours."
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"What were you doing with it?"
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"- Excuse me? - Ms. Kannerman"
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"tried her best, and babies can be very demanding."
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"And I can imagine, uh, it can be really frustrating"
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"to deal with demanding, entitled babies all day, every day."
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"Okay, okay, I am sorry, but how is it"
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"that you three are fit to judge me?"
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"The-the brainless scarecrow,"
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"the tin man and..."
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"and the cowardly incel?"
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"- Am I the incel? - Well..."
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"I think that what"
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"she meant to say was that"
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"you're single and, um, and lonely."
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"Which, so am I, so big deal."
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"- Sure. - I, too, am programmed for celibacy."
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"I am not programmed for celibacy!"
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"- Okay. - Don't touch me!"
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"- Sorry. - I'm in a relationship."
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"Ms. Kannerman, we have to grade you"
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"on a sliding scale of six characteristics"
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"to determine if you'll be a good mom."
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"And... Oh! Look at the first one."
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""Kindness.""
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"Zero."
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"Okay, uh, you know what?"
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"Why don't you come on in? Okay?"
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"- Oh. - And you can help yourself to the bar."
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"- Oh, thank you. - You make yourselves at home."
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"All right?"
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"Upload and beyond for free. Freeyond."
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"Back and better than ever."
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"Open in five days."
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"Upload and beyond for free."
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"Freeyond. Back and better than ever."
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"No sitting, I want to look out the window."
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"Where are we going? Is there a plan?"
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"Yeah, yeah, I was thinking we could start"
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"at, um, 43rd and 11th."
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"Hell's Kitchen?"
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"Look, we'll just get all the touristy stuff out of the way."
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"I got food poisoning from that place. Twice."
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"Next stop, the Brooklyn Bridge."
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"Aleesha, turn towards the window, I want to see it."
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"Oh, wait, Aleesha. Oh, oh."
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"You see? You happy now?"
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