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Clips from Weeds - Risk (S03E03)

"Previously on Weeds."
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""Whore.""
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"Fucking pregnant again."
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"Some Indian kid I mercy fucked for U-Turn."
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"Ain't nothing to say, faggot, except "send money.""
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"- I thought you were dating me. - I am."
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"So I'm just something for you to rub up against."
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"Silas, don't do this."
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"Thug means never having to say you're sorry."
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"- Kids need to know if there's danger. - What kind of danger?"
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"Big, scary men with guns."
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"I've been doing some research on the internet and I really think Pittsburgh is the place for us."
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"That little thing's a camera?"
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"I can broadcast the image to any computer in the house."
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"Dumb-name will know my wrath, the wrath of Doug. It's coming."
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"- Andy, meet Chess. - You wanna buy from me?"
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"Why don't you let Ms. Botwin know it's available if she's interested?"
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"Oh, yeah. I'm bad. Punish me."
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"You will start paying for the many sins against me."
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"I need to rent your empty house."
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"We need a grow house. Can you deal with that?"
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"Slut."
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"And where were you last night, young lady?"
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"Sinner."
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"- Why is this cross in my house? - Andy said I could put it here."
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"- Andy? - Let me ask you something."
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"You think our customers might be interested"
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"in some lovely outdoor-grown biker bammy?"
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"How did it get in here?"
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"Oh, it wasn't easy. Let me say that right now."
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"And getting it outta here?"
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"Ooh, I'm gonna say near impossible on that one."
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"Make the impossible possible, Doug."
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"Why don't I come back after you've had your coffee?"
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"Yeah, why don't you?"
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"I think it wouldn't be a terrible idea"
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"if we had an alternative source for weed."
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"- Bikers? - Motorcycle club."
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"They're great."
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"It's a family business, brother and sister."
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"- You met a biker girl? - No."
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"Yeah. No. She's not a girl. She's a woman."
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"Of course she is."
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"Discussion over."
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"But this has nothing to do with her. It's an opportunity."
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"- Where were you all night? - I was working."
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"You have a working mother, Shane."
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"Them's the breaks."
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"What's wrong with offering another choice to our clients?"
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"They aren't looking for choices."
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"People are too overwhelmed by choice."
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"- They seek simplicity. - I'm not buying it."
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"This is a culture where you can order coffee 80 million ways, and people love it."
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"Chess just wants you to think about it."
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"Chess..."
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"wants me to think about it?"
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"How does Chess know what I do?"
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"Yeah. That was kinda creepy."
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"He seemed to know a lot about you."
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"That's not good."
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"Right, Shane. Very observant. That's not good."
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"Don't cock-block me on this, Nance. She's really hot."
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"See how many bricks he'll trade me for a giant cross."
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"How the hell did he get it in here?"
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"I believe it's a miracle."
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"I don't believe in miracles."
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"I believe in Pittsburgh."
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"I swear I think the sky is bluer over here."
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"No graffiti, no drunks and junkies. Shoot, I'll take it. How long we staying?"
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"This is temporary, little girl. And don't kid yourself."
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"There's plenty of drunks and junkies out here."
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"They just ain't on the corner cos they got air-conditioning."
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"- Morning. - Morning."
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"- Did you hear how high her voice got? - Mm-hm."
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"She think we gonna jump her."
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"That's why we gonna be just fine."
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"How do you figure?"
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"There's only one thing more powerful than white fear..."
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"- Mm. ...and that's white guilt."
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"- Mm. - Now, they say, "Good morning,""
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"but what they're really saying is, "I'm not racist.""
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"Look at this one coming up here."
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"- Hello, there. How are you? - Good morning to you."
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"Ooh, yeah."
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"They gonna treat us like Maya Angelou and Condoleezza Rice."
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"So, how we doing here?"
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"Well, a lot of the plants that were ready for harvest didn't make it,"
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"and we're dealing with a lot less space here."
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"You are asking about the crop?"
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"Yes. I'm asking about the crop."
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"- I'm running low. - I can't fill you back up right now."
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"- I'm thinking of opening up another supply line. - With who?"
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"There's this biker chick that Andy wants to fuck and a guy named Chess."
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"18-foot cross in my house... I don't know."
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"Well, it's gonna be a little dry around here for a while."
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"Then I'll do it."
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"Ooh, Lord!"
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"I can smell this house from two fucking blocks away."
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"Smells like a skunk massacre happening up in here."
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"- What you gonna do? - How about this for a game plan?"
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"I grow inside, you and Vaneeta grow outside."
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"Rosemary, lavender."
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"Fine. As soon as I make a little something to eat, I'll get to it."
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"You need a shower."
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"- What, you don't want to stay and help? - I haven't got the green thumb."
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"She just got the white attitude."
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"Yeah. That's all I'm saying, Bill."
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"We substitute the cheap drywall from China, it'll save us a ton."
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"- Hey, there. How you doin'? - I'm gonna have to call you back."
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"You know, I hope for Nancy's sake"
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"that you used a condom."
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"God forbid you should replicate."
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"God bless you all."
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"My decorator."
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"We're doing a little remodelling."
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"I want to be part of the team, one of the cool kids."
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"What can I do? What can I do? What can I do?"
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"Ain't nothing for you to do but collect your rent every month."
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"Oh, sure. Everyone gets to have fun except me."
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"Well, fuck that shit. I am here to kick ass!"
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