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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - She Crazy (S07E07)

"-[ Sighs ] -Ay, what is it?!"
Modern Family (2009)
"You can always tell when something's wrong."
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"What is her name?"
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"Chelsea, the prettiest barista who's ever served me"
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"a double-shot half-caff caramel macchiato"
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"with a dusting of cinnamon."
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"I want to talk to her,"
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"but whenever I do, all I can say is, "mmmm.""
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"Maybe you used up all your words ordering that coffee."
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"Why are you so scared?"
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"Any woman would be so lucky to look into those beautiful eyes"
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"and listen to that sweet voice."
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"-She's so -- -shh! My show is on!"
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"[ Speaking Spanish ]"
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"Ay, que Linda..."
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"Mariela morales is my favorite actress,"
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"and she's staying in a hotel in town"
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"under the fake name carmelita contreras."
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"I am going to wait for her at the lobby,"
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"and I know I sound like a stalker,"
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"but -- but this is very different,"
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"because when we meet, we're going to be best friends."
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"I can already smell her hair."
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"Okay, commercials."
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"So, this is what you're going to do."
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"First you're gonna take me to the hotel to meet mariela."
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"I'm gonna invite her over for dinner tonight."
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"She has a charity event at 5:00, but they're not serving food."
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"-Stalker. -While I'm with mariela,"
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"you're gonna go back to your coffee girl"
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"and you're gonna give her the chance to get to know you."
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"-You really think I -- -shh!"
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"Commercial is over."
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"-This show again? -Yes."
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"I don't know what it is. I love this character so much."
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"Itengo sed!"
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"Who's the old crank?"
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"Her husband, of course."
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"¿Por qué nadie me quiere?"
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"Who's the disaster with the scarf?"
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"Her son, pepito."
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"[ Speaking Spanish ]"
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"You at least look like your guy."
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"-My guy -- -can it, pepito."
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"-Hey, honey. -Hmm?"
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"Can you read that?"
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"-"Quack Nicholson." -Oh, good."
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"If I spent the whole morning painting these"
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"tiny duck mailboxes and no one could read them,"
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"I'd feel pretty ridiculous."
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"Phil, duck feed!"
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"Hey, that's almost my name."
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"Or "I'm sorry"?"
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"You're right. I'm sorry. I'll, uh --"
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"I'll sweep that up in a minute."
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"Just come over here and help dust me off."
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"I've got an important meeting,"
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"and I can't go into the office covered in flaxseed."
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"It's actually a proprietary blend"
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"of oats, grub worms, and cricket parts."
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"-And we're dusting. -Yeah, sorry."
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"Yeah. You're not nervous about the meeting today, are you?"
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"Yeah, I am."
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"This is the first time I'm pitching closet-design ideas"
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"to my dad and his pretentious creative team."
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"You mean the young guys with the walking sticks"
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"-at the Christmas party? -Yes."
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"They don't think anybody in corporate can do what they do,"
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"but my ideas are good."
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"Or they suck. [ Doorbell rings ]"
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"Luke: I've got it!"
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"I'm sure your ideas are great. Stop doubting."
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"The more you believe in yourself, the more they will."
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"Thank you."
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"-Hey, nerds. -Ha!"
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"-Hi. -Hi."
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"-Ignore this. -Oh, yeah."
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"So, what's this super-fun project"
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"you want me to help you with?"
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"We are building a duck village."
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"-Oh. -Um, hey, mom,"
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"my driving instructor just canceled on me."
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"Oh, shoot, fine. Fine, I'll take you."
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"Oh, shoot, fine. I'll sit in the back."
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"No, no, no. You're gonna stay here and help Phil."
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"Let's go meet your cousins."
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"Well, thanks, Uncle Mitch."
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"Yeah."
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"You know Luke has failed that driver's test twice now, right?"
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"My options today are frat house, duck village, or car crash."
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"I'm feeling very comfortable with my decision."
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"-Okay. -Yeah."
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"What are you doing with those lights?"
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"I'm trying to get some heat on these eggs."
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"Due to a grocery mishap,"
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"they spent about seven minutes in the fridge."
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"So, uh, eggs he found a month ago,"
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"building a whole village for them now..."
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"How's everything at home? Okay?"
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"There is some debate as to the alive-ness of the ducklings."
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"But I have to say,"
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"living with that kind of belief and optimism,"
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"it just rubs off on you."
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"I am just gonna..."
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"This should keep my eggs warm."
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"You're so quiet. What am I doing wrong?"
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"Nothing."
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"Silence makes me nervous."
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"Talk about something."
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"Tell me about your day."
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"Uh, okay."
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"Well, this morning, uh, I woke up"
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"and almost got my nose broken by a football."
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"We have some frat guys staying upstairs,"
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"and cam hangs out with them a lot."
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"And you're not okay with that?"
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"I don't know. I-I guess."
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"[ Sighs ] Who cares?"
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"Come on, let me in."
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"Okay, if I'm being honest,"
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