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Clips from Maggie (2022) - A New Friendship Awaits You (S01E01)

"I'm going to ask her at the party."
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"- Well, I should get to bed. [chuckles]"
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"- Makes more sense now than when you said it"
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"at four o'clock in the afternoon."
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"MAGGIE: Yep."
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"- How was your date with the Adonis?"
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"- Physically, Helvetica."
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"Emotionally, Wingdings."
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"- Tiny wiener? - I don't know. I didn't see it."
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"- Oh, well, there's always Ben."
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"- No, there isn't."
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"I had a vision of him proposing to Jessie"
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"at their housewarming party."
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"- Fun."
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"I love a tacky public engagement."
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"It's my favorite part of straight culture."
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"- Angel, why do you keep telling me to be open-minded?"
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"Just tell me I'm doomed and let me give up."
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"I'm not like our clients. I can handle the truth."
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"- Okay, here's the truth."
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"Your problem is you can see the future,"
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"but you never see past it."
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"- What's past the future?"
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"- Hope, honey."
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"And that is something that everybody needs."
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"In that regard,"
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"you're no different than your clients."
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"- What am I even hoping for?"
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"- You'll know, when it walks through your door."
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"[stomach rumbles] Oh."
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"Oh, I need a Tums."
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"Those tiny wieners go right through me."
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"- I am surprised to see you back."
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"- I don't know where else to go."
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"Jo-Ann Fabric was closed,"
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"and the world just keeps moving on without my bird."
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"And I can't seem to--"
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"- I know what you mean. - I'm just hopeless."
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"- You know what?"
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"Even psychics need to double-check their work sometimes."
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"Can I have your hands?"
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"- Mm. MAN: [on TV] This bond"
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"between the octopus and its human--"
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"- I love you."
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"- Hmm."
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"Well, I don't know how to tell you this, Margot,"
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"but I do see a bird in your future."
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"- Are we happy? - Yeah."
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"[laughs]"
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"- Thank you."
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"[whistle blows] CROSSFIT TRAINER: Pain is a gift!"
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"It is everyone's-- MAGGIE: Oh. Watch out, Margot."
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"[panting] Uh, who are you? What are you doing?"
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"- Please, don't make me go back out there."
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"We have been running up and down"
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"the same staircase for 20 minutes."
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"- Yeah. You lost me at running."
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"- That's where they lost me, too."
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"Oh god, I'm so sorry."
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"- Well, I mean, you can hide in here if you want."
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"- Can I? I won't touch anything."
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"- Oh. I think you're going to change your mind about that."
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"- Wow."
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"You must be psychic."
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"So what do you do here? - I'm a psychic."
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"- Well, that explains it."
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"I'm Daniel, by the way."
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"- Maggie. - Thank you, Maggie."
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"Maybe, just maybe, this will get me through the battle ropes."
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"- Well, turns out I like giving people a little hope now and then."
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"- Look, um,"
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"I hate to ask you this when you can see the outline"
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"of my nipples through my shirt."
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"- Oh. DANIEL: But, um..."
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"would you want to go out sometime?"
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"- Actually, um,"
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"what are you doing tonight?"
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"- I may or may not die from CrossFit,"
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"but if I'm alive, I'm available."
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"- [laughs] Perfect."
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"[shouting in Spanish]"
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"- Thank you."
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"Hi. Thanks for coming."
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"Oh, bar's over there. Food's inside."
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"Uh, the party does end at 10:00, but have a great time."
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"- You look great, by the way."
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"I almost didn't recognize you with your nipples covered."
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"- Oh, don't worry. They're still there."
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"[Maggie chuckles]"
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"- So glad you decided to come. - Thanks for having me."
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"- Yeah. So, what were you doing today?"
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"- Oh, I was counting trees all throughout my neighborhood."
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"- Oh. How many were there?"
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"- Two. - Oh, okay."
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"Oh my gosh. John is so fascinating."
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"Did you know that he's found every Waldo?"
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"- Yeah. That was the first thing he told me."
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"- Oh, hey, Maggie. Have you seen Dave?"
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"Not like in the future, but like now."
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"- Oh no, I haven't seen him in either."
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"- Oh, I bet John could find him."
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"- Oh, okay. - Mm-hmm."
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"- Have you seen Dave? [clinking]"
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"- Oh. - Hi. Uh, thank you all so much for coming"
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"to celebrate this new chapter for Jessie and me."
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"There's a lot that could be said"
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"for finding the right person in your life."
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"Which brings us to what this night is really about."
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"- Dave."
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"- Thanks, mate. Where's Amy?"
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"Um-- - Sorry. Excuse me."
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"- Oh god. There you are."
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"- Dave, what are you doing? - You're as beautiful today"
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"as the day when we maybe got married at Burning Man."
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"- Oh."
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"- And I'm not even on mushrooms."
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"[all laugh]"
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"I've never looked back from that moment."
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"But recently,"
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"I've been finding myself looking forward and a little to the left."
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