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Clips from Bob's Burgers (2011) - Mommy Boy (S11E11)

"- Hi. - Hello. - Women only!"
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"Uh, Gene is just gonna sit quietly and observe"
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"while he does some homework. Right, Gene?"
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"You won't even know I'm here."
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"Unless I sneeze or fart or sneeze‐fart,"
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"in which case I'll say "excuse me.""
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"Okay, let's jump in. Tonight we'll talk"
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"about how we can empower each other."
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"Empowered Women Empowering Women."
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"Or E. W. E. W. for short."
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"Or maybe "ew, ew"?"
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"Oh, no, not that."
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"Well, last week empowered this lady."
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"I applied what we talked about."
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"All that "grow change to change growth" crap."
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"You mean "you have to be open to change"
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"in order to grow and make change"?"
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"That's what I said. I made a lot of change,"
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"and we made a lot of change. Cha‐ching."
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"And I grew a lot. As a person."
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"The sex has never been better."
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"Oh, that's... very good."
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"GENE: Sorry to interrupt, but can someone"
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"point me to the bathroom?"
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"I have to do something that rhymes with soup"
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"and might have the same consistency."
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"It's just down to the right."
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"Hmm."
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"So, it's not exactly a side of beef,"
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"but it's, uh, beef chunks."
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"And the bag's thick, so I think it'll be good to punch."
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"I mean, I'd probably break it,"
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"- but you guys won't. - Okay, big shot."
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"Plus, beef is good enough for Rocky, right?"
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"It's fine, if you have"
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"absolutely no giant spools of string."
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"- We‐we don't. - You checked?"
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"I don't need to check, Tina."
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"Come on, give it a go. Punch the chunks."
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"Okay, so like this? (grunts)"
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"Oh, my God, no. Are you closing your thumb in your fist?"
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"- Yeah. - You can break your thumb that way."
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"- It did hurt a little. - And you got to keep your wrist straight."
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"How's this? (shouts)"
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"(chuckles): No, no, that's not good."
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"Uh, you don't punch with both hands at the same time, Louise."
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"But it's twice the punch, Dad. (shouts)"
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"- No. - I got the look of the lion."
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"(roaring)"
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"Oh, my God."
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"JANINE: So, yeah,"
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"I think we're realizing that some of us"
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"have a problem with being too nice."
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"I have a huge freaking problem"
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"- with being too nice. - (soothing music playing in distance)"
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"Wha‐What is that?"
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"Oh, boy. I'll, uh, I'll go check it out."
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"You guys keep going. I'll be right back."
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"(music continues)"
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"Hmm."
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"What the... What's going on?"
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"Gene, are you trying to Say Anything... me with spa music?"
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"Oh, thank God you finally got here."
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"I've been holding this thing up for, like, 30 seconds."
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"Anyway, since you're here, how about some scented moisturizer?"
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"Gene, sweetie, I need to go back to the meeting."
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"But you seem so tense. All those business issues."
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"And the eucalyptus is so soothing."
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"I mean, the eucalyptus is relaxing..."
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"But no. No, I got to go back to the meeting."
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"Ugh, I can't open it 'cause of the stuff on my hands."
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"- Gene, open the door. - Beauty mud."
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"- No beauty mud. - Yes beauty mud."
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"- It firms and tones. - Stupid lotion."
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"Well, I guess you're trapped with me here forever."
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"- Did I say forever? I meant for that to sound more casual. - Gene!"
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"‐Hah! Hah! Hah! ‐Thumb out. Thumb out. Thumb out."
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"Okay, okay, let's stop for a second."
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"I feel like both of you are not listening to a word I'm saying."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah. We heard. One hand."
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"Whatever. I think we're ready to spar."
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"- No, no. What? Wait. No. - Yeah. - Why not?"
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"Because you haven't learned any boxing."
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"You may have actually gotten worse at it."
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"(pounding in distance)"
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"Oh, great. That's probably an intruder,"
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"- and we don't know how to fight. - Puh. This is on you, Dad."
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"I'm gonna give him the two‐punch!"
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"Bob. It's me, Teddy."
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"I‐I can see you. It's glass."
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"Blink twice if you're being robbed."
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"I was driving by, I saw your lights on."
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"‐Are you in danger? ‐Don't worry, Teddy. Everything's fine."
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"- It's not fine. - Dad's scared to spar with us."
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"He's supposed to be teaching us how to fight,"
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"but all we're doing is hitting beef chunks."
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"Is "beef chunks" what you're calling Gene now?"
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"- No. He's at his women's group. - Got it."
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"So, sparring. That sounds fun."
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"Can I spar? We could call it "Spar‐turday.""
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"- Like Linda and Gene's thing. - You can fight with us,"
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"- but we're not calling it that. - (Teddy groans)"
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"GENE: This would go easier"
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"if you would just give in to the mud."
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"- Ha! - Damn it!"
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"You stay here, Gene."
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"We'll talk about this later."
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"Ugh. I may as well leave this on."
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"It feels like it's working. I'm so mad right now."
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"Oh, you're mad? You're the one that abandoned Spa‐turday."
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"Our forefathers fought for this right."
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"Now's not a good time."
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"We will talk later."
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"Hi, everyone. I'm back. Sorry."
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"Oh, now's not a good time?"
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"Well, when is a good time, Linda?"
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"- "Linda"? - Yeah. You're a real person, apparently,"
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"so if you're not Mom, you're Linda."
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"And I like Mom a whole lot more than I like Linda right now."
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"(gasps)"
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