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Clips from Accepted

Short Films 2006 18 min 1,894 clips
Short Documentary

Credits

Everyone, have your money ready. We only have so much time.
"Everyone, have your money ready. We only have so much time."
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Say, Cheers!
"Say, Cheers!"
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Why?
"Why?"
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What the hell is going on here?
"What the hell is going on here?"
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We're providing a vital service to America's youth here.
"We're providing a vital service to America's youth here."
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Every day after eighth period,
"Every day after eighth period,"
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Vice Principal Matthews comes in here.
"Vice Principal Matthews comes in here."
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Uh, okay, well, we still have the rest of eighth period, right?
"Uh, okay, well, we still have the rest of eighth period, right?"
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We're just gettin' ready for Memorial Day. It's a big one for us.
"We're just gettin' ready for Memorial Day. It's a big one for us."
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We don't have a Glee Club.
"We don't have a Glee Club."
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a legacy that inspires future students
"a legacy that inspires future students"
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I don't know, privately defacing women's fitness magazines.
"I don't know, privately defacing women's fitness magazines."
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Whatever does it for... Stop it!
"Whatever does it for... Stop it!"
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That's all I'm gonna say.
"That's all I'm gonna say."
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to go to Harmon College, okay? Yeah.
"to go to Harmon College, okay? Yeah."
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I can't do anything to screw that up.
"I can't do anything to screw that up."
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You know, like, I don't know, getting busted for identity fraud.
"You know, like, I don't know, getting busted for identity fraud."
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I don't know.
"I don't know."
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Awesome! And I was wondering
"Awesome! And I was wondering"
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our mower's broken and my mom was just, like, Ask Bartleby!
"our mower's broken and my mom was just, like, Ask Bartleby!"
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That's cool!
"That's cool!"
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Sorry, I got to go.
"Sorry, I got to go."
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Hoyt Ambrose. What's that guy got that I don't have?
"Hoyt Ambrose. What's that guy got that I don't have?"
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That was my fallback!
"That was my fallback!"
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It was my safety school, my fail-safe!
"It was my safety school, my fail-safe!"
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Okay. Okay. Excuse me, Lizzie.
"Okay. Okay. Excuse me, Lizzie."
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R-R-Remember who you're talkin' to here.
"R-R-Remember who you're talkin' to here."
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'cause I claimed to be allergic to sweat.
"'cause I claimed to be allergic to sweat."
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I got the school bully, Frank Daley, kicked out for two years
"I got the school bully, Frank Daley, kicked out for two years"
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because he was sexually harassing me
"because he was sexually harassing me"
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Maybe if you didn't write an essay called I Don't Have a Clue.
"Maybe if you didn't write an essay called I Don't Have a Clue."
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Well, it's true. You know?
"Well, it's true. You know?"
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You can pass those around.
"You can pass those around."
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can expect to make about $20,000 a year in the current job market.
"can expect to make about $20,000 a year in the current job market."
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or I could make $80,000.
"or I could make $80,000."
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And the first rule is you go to college. Mmm-hmm.
"And the first rule is you go to college. Mmm-hmm."
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Well, you know what? Maybe I didn't get into college.
"Well, you know what? Maybe I didn't get into college."
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Damn it.
"Damn it."
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like his sister.
"like his sister."
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Now, she's got a shot. I've got a shot.
"Now, she's got a shot. I've got a shot."
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She's got a shot. Listen, guys.
"She's got a shot. Listen, guys."
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Suzanne Somers. Bono.
"Suzanne Somers. Bono."
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Check the cobbler. Glug, glug, glug.
"Check the cobbler. Glug, glug, glug."
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To the Class of 2006,
"To the Class of 2006,"
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Hey. Hey, man, what's up?
"Hey. Hey, man, what's up?"
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how excited they are to go to college, I'm gonna lose it.
"how excited they are to go to college, I'm gonna lose it."
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That sucks. What are you gonna do now?
"That sucks. What are you gonna do now?"
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I did... I didn't, I didn't get into Yale.
"I did... I didn't, I didn't get into Yale."
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Rory, who only applied to Yale and nowhere else.
"Rory, who only applied to Yale and nowhere else."
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It's a goose egg!
"It's a goose egg!"
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God, Rory! Rory!
"God, Rory! Rory!"
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Hey, Stu. Hey.
"Hey, Stu. Hey."
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I can't imagine your pride, knowing your youngest
"I can't imagine your pride, knowing your youngest"
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the load it takes off my bank account.
"the load it takes off my bank account."
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He's thrown his life away.
"He's thrown his life away."
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The minute I lost my scholarship,
"The minute I lost my scholarship,"
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my pop started talkin' about me getting my own bus route.
"my pop started talkin' about me getting my own bus route."
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Bravo, guys. Great. Both of you guys.
"Bravo, guys. Great. Both of you guys."
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And your future's lookin' really good,
"And your future's lookin' really good,"
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and I'm psyched for you, pal, 'cause you're my best friend and I love you.
"and I'm psyched for you, pal, 'cause you're my best friend and I love you."
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Please.
"Please."
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Well, what's it say?
"Well, what's it say?"
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I gotta open it first.
"I gotta open it first."
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Oh. I'm nervous.
"Oh. I'm nervous."
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Aw, thank God. Thank God. I got in!
"Aw, thank God. Thank God. I got in!"
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Well, because it's the baby sister.
"Well, because it's the baby sister."
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It's the most discreet and unharmed of the sister schools.
"It's the most discreet and unharmed of the sister schools."
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Cool.
"Cool."
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Unreal?
"Unreal?"
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Yeah, it looks pretty unbelievable, huh?
"Yeah, it looks pretty unbelievable, huh?"
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Hey. Hey, Glen,
"Hey. Hey, Glen,"
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when did you start working at the Kwik 'N Stop?
"when did you start working at the Kwik 'N Stop?"
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Why, what happened?
"Why, what happened?"
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Some political crap.
"Some political crap."
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just for signing your name, right?
"just for signing your name, right?"
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Now, where we gonna find a place to pass off as a college?
"Now, where we gonna find a place to pass off as a college?"
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I used to do volunteer work here.
"I used to do volunteer work here."
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Great. The birthplace of crack.
"Great. The birthplace of crack."
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Hey! Hey, guys, don't go in there.
"Hey! Hey, guys, don't go in there."
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Schrader, you were scared to try the new flavor of Dr. Pepper.
"Schrader, you were scared to try the new flavor of Dr. Pepper."
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That's actually a legitimate fear.
"That's actually a legitimate fear."
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We don't have to renovate the whole place.
"We don't have to renovate the whole place."
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I think this could really work. Huh? It's awesome!
"I think this could really work. Huh? It's awesome!"
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Welcome to the South Harmon Institute of Technology.
"Welcome to the South Harmon Institute of Technology."
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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Schrader, what the hell was that?
"Schrader, what the hell was that?"
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Are you kidding?
"Are you kidding?"
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What are you doing here, buddy?
"What are you doing here, buddy?"
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What are you doing? We were gonna keep this place a big secret.
"What are you doing? We were gonna keep this place a big secret."
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He got fired from the Kwik 'N Stop.
"He got fired from the Kwik 'N Stop."
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Is that true? Why'd you... Why'd you get fired?
"Is that true? Why'd you... Why'd you get fired?"
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I got fired for making a shrimp slushee.
"I got fired for making a shrimp slushee."
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That's disgusting. See?
"That's disgusting. See?"
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Oh, God.
"Oh, God."
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Close it!
"Close it!"
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Good luck, Son.
"Good luck, Son."
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That is a great idea, sir. Yes, it is.
"That is a great idea, sir. Yes, it is."
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in the neighboring community.
"in the neighboring community."
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for the Van Horne Gateway.
"for the Van Horne Gateway."
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It really looks professional. Hello.
"It really looks professional. Hello."
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Hey, kid, where the hell are you?
"Hey, kid, where the hell are you?"
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Oh, I'm, uh... Listen.
"Oh, I'm, uh... Listen."
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Glen, go long. Set up a meeting with the dean.
"Glen, go long. Set up a meeting with the dean."
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Dad, you know, he's a busy guy, though, you know,
"Dad, you know, he's a busy guy, though, you know,"
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I want the Pump!
"I want the Pump!"
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I'm glad my mother's dead.
"I'm glad my mother's dead."
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You want me to be the dean of your college?
"You want me to be the dean of your college?"
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No, I want you to pretend to be the dean.
"No, I want you to pretend to be the dean."
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I've retired, I'm no longer a shaper of young minds.
"I've retired, I'm no longer a shaper of young minds."
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It was a metaphor. For what?
"It was a metaphor. For what?"
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For You're full of shit! Oh.
"For You're full of shit! Oh."
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Wh-Where... Where you going?
"Wh-Where... Where you going?"
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I'm going off the grid.
"I'm going off the grid."
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No more, uh, franchises, no more Botox,
"No more, uh, franchises, no more Botox,"
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It's not my fault the kid's a crybaby! Little dipshit.
"It's not my fault the kid's a crybaby! Little dipshit."
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But I get to bring my house.
"But I get to bring my house."
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You got about 12 feet.
"You got about 12 feet."
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into the American college environment.
"into the American college environment."
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Okay! We're on, guys!
"Okay! We're on, guys!"
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The real deal, huh?
"The real deal, huh?"
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