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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Model Kombat (S02E02)

"- Is that right?"
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"'Sup?"
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"- Kind of backpack is just-"
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"- Right. - Hey, bud."
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"Tell us more. What's going on?"
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"- Apparently, she's looking for a male model"
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"for the new website,"
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"so I just have to become a professional male model."
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"- Sounds easy enough."
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"- She's gonna be lookin' at me in a different light,"
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"probably because we're gonna be"
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"scissoring each other's bungholes."
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"- Ah. - [growls]"
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"- But, like, what's your planly, Stanley?"
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"This can't just fall into your huge lap."
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"- I'm gonna find one of those model searches, win that,"
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"get an agent, go big time, probably-"
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"Oh, here's one."
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"Who is ready to go to a mall 237 miles away?"
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"- Mmm, not us."
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"- Well, they've got a Wetzel's Pretzels,"
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"and I'm buyin'."
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"- You can smell the obesity. It's amazing."
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"- Oh, my God. I love these pretzels."
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"They make me wet-zels."
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"- They make-a me wet-zels."
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"- [laughs]"
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"- Ooh, welcome to whale tail country, gentlemen."
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"Uh-oh! Tail spotting."
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"- Uh-oh. - Starboard side, four o'clock."
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"- Very nice. - And it's real."
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"- Oh, wait. Wait up."
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"- Ow. - What up?"
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"- Man, is this garlic gettin' to you?"
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"Can I get some of that gum?"
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"- No, I need every stick."
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"Defines my jaw line. I need it for the comp."
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"It's a Men's Fitness fact. August '02."
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"Vin Diesel, XXX spread? It's in my bathroom."
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"I'll let you read it. - All right."
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"- That guy knows how to get svelte, real house."
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"- I'm with you. - Hey, you know what?"
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"Don't even listen to Ders."
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"I have a feeling today is gonna be"
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"a very tight butthole for you, my friend."
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"- Ooh, thanks, Blazer. - Mm-hmm."
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"- At least one of my friends"
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"cares about my hopes and dreams."
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"- I'm not, like, putting you down."
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"I'm looking out for you."
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"This is a joke job. Babies do it."
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"- Yeah, sexy babies with incredible discipline."
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"- All right, whatever, man."
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"I'm gonna go up to Genius Bar,"
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"see if they can fix my laptop."
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"Okay? See you guys later."
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"- All right, man."
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"I'm gonna hit that sports store,"
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"get my fitness on."
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"- No, Blake. I need you here."
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"Help me with my looks, man."
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"I don't know what I'm doing."
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"- Just keep being yourself."
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"Stud muffin. [chuckles]"
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"- That's horrible advice."
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"Most people don't like me, actually."
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"- Hey, how are you? - Oh, hey."
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"How's it going?"
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"- Not good."
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"Listen, I can't get my laptop on."
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"Got a couple files on here I really need."
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"Help me out, please."
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"- Great. Uh, no problem."
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"Is your battery charged?"
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"- Is the bat-yeah, the battery's charged."
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"I'm not-"
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"That's why they call you a genius, okay."
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"- Okay."
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"Yeah, looks like you downloaded"
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"a pretty serious virus."
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"Do you frequent any low-security websites?"
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"- Oh."
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"Okay, well, then yeah."
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"Yeah, of course."
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"I'm on Blacks on Blacks"
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"and Blacks on Blondes, Buff Blacks-"
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"- Okay."
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"Um, yeah."
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"It looks like you got a pretty serious bug"
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"from a website called Whaletails dot-"
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"- No, no, no. That's impossible."
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"I'm a full-seats boy shorts kind of guy."
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"You know."
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"- I don't."
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"Oh, okay. Uh, here's the bigger problem."
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"- Okay."
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"- Underneath your keyboard here-"
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"- Mechanical thing, okay."
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"- You've got quite a bit of dry semen."
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"- [groaning]"
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"Sorry."
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"Huh!"
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"Oh, ho, ho."
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"Mama likes."
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"[groaning] Gonna...squeeze it..."
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"- Hey, not bad, not bad."
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"How can I help you?"
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"- Uh, well, I don't know."
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"I'm just trying to get into fighting shape,"
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"trying to get a Claude-o-graph,"
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"so maybe pump some iron,"
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"if you got any steroids"
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"that won't shrink my goods."
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"- Well, you got raw power."
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"Solid technique."
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"The thing to work on with amateurs"
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"is usually the mental part of the game."
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"- Okay, wow."
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"Looks like I'm talking to an experienced warrior here."
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"- I used to box in the army."
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