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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Trivia Pursuits (S05E05)

"Richard. May I call you Richard?"
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"I got to tell ya, if I'm honest, I see myself as branch manager,"
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"and I know that's your job,"
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"but I feel like I could do it better"
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"with a little something I call the Ders Effect."
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""Ders Effect?" That's a new one."
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"(SIGHS) I'll tell ya, I've never had my job put in jeopardy"
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"by an interviewee, but..."
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"It's the wake-up call I needed, I'll be honest, Mr. Holmvik."
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"So you're hired."
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"In fact, I'm gonna give you double pay and full "bennies," so... Hi."
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"- Howdy. - Hey."
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"Hey, uh, what are you guys doing here?"
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"BLAKE: What are you doing here?"
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"Wait, are you doing a podcast right now?"
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"- No. - Oh, my gosh."
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"- You were about to 'bate it. - That's what I was figuring."
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"- (GASPS) Oh. - ANDERS: Wasn't gonna..."
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"What happened at the house?"
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"Oh, well, the scam nose-doved,"
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"'cause you ditched us like a real dickhead."
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"So, we brought the game to you."
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"Everybody's in the conference room."
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"What? No, no, no, no. This can't happen."
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"Oh, no, don't worry, you know, it's all good."
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"We're actually here to help you finish your stupid little Alice job stuff"
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"and then we're gonna send you in the room"
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"and you're gonna just clean up, buddy."
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"- Rack 'em and stack 'em. - Come on."
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"- Let's go. - I can't."
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"- That's the mask. - I..."
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"Alice didn't email me about working here, okay?"
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"I'm here because I'm about to interview with another branch manager."
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"There's an opening sales director position,"
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"and I wanted it."
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"Blake... Punch this man."
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"Okay, wait, we don't need a sales director, okay?"
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"What we need right now is a child who sat"
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"in front of a TV, unloved, for hours upon hours"
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"until he mutated into the '80s movie trivia genius that sits before us now."
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"I take that as a compliment, okay, buddy?"
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"And guess what? Best thing about the whole trivia scam"
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"is that it doesn't have to happen."
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"So, I'm gonna go squash it right now."
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"- Why? - No, no, no."
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"- Don't. We're scammers, Anders, just admit it. - No, Anders, do not!"
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"- ADAM: Hey, get, stop! - Hi, gang."
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"Sorry for the mix-up, but there's no trivia here today,"
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"so you guys can all just head on out."
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"- There definitely is, so... - Don't listen to him."
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"What's the matter? Scared you won't win the statue from us?"
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"If there was a statue, I would eviscerate you fools, do you understand me?"
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"But since there's not, I guess I'll be seeing you."
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"Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye."
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"What are you saying? There was never a statue?"
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"(SCOFFS) Yeah, there totally is."
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"Okay, there was a statue. Remember? At the house?"
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"You see it?"
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"I suggest you get it here now"
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"before I start looking around this place for a new grand prize."
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"There's no grand prizes here."
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"- No, no, no. Don't... - ADAM: Fax machine."
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"No, no, no, no. Please, don't. Oh!"
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"- Oh! - Hey! Heyl"
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"- Ooh. - You want to get physical?"
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"Let's get physical."
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"Okay! Jeez, stop!"
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"Get off! Get your hands off of me!"
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"Get off of me, bro!"
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"Get the Predator statue here, now."
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"In the meantime, we'll be in here"
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"slamming beers and trashing shit."
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"- ANDERS: You idiots. - No, damn it!"
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"BLAKE: Get him, Adam!"
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"What are you guys doing to me?"
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"What are you doing to us, man?"
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"- No, I asked first. - We asked second."
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"What are you doing to us, man?"
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"And you bailed first, on the scam."
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"Everything doesn't have to be a scam, okay?"
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"The whole reason I want this job"
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"is so that I don't have to trick people out of money anymore."
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"I'll just have money. Is that crazy?"
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"It'll be in my pockets, I'll pull it out,"
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"and I'll give it to you guys if you want it."
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"Trickle-down economics."
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"I know that. I watch Wolf Blitzer. Just 'cause his name's so cool."
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"But, guess what, there's three neo-greaser Asian dudes in there"
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"destroying our office right now,"
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"and our jobs are flying out the fricking window."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"I've got an idea, but it's a little scammish."
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"- That's cool. - Fine, I don't care."
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"Let's just do it fast, because the branch manager guy's"
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"- gonna be here any minute. - Okay."
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"- Sorry, I'm early. - Richard!"
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"- That's Mr. Ottmar, Anders. - "Ah-nders.""
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"That's what I said."
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"So, shall we head inside? Have a little chat?"
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"Yeah, uh, actually, the door is locked."
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"It's been a little finicky lately so, ugh, but..."
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"- Locksmiths. We're here to... - We're... We work... That's what..."
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"These are our uniforms."
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"ANDERS: Yeah, so they're gonna... Shut up."
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"- They're gonna... - Ye olde locksmith."
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"Just... Maybe go fix the door."
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"So, while that's happening, maybe we talk..."
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"In there?"
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"Uh... Sure."
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"- Yeah. Yes. - Okay. Yes, great."
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"- After you. - Oh, no, please."
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"- I insist. - No, I... It's your office."
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"(LAUGHS) All right, car, but yeah."
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"- Right, okay, fine. - Great."
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"Well, I guess I should have gone first. Sorry, I'll get the door."
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"ADAM: Hey, you should hire my boy Ders. He's hella smart."
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"Okay, these guys want a Predator statue?"
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"Let's give it to 'em."
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"ADAM: Ah, the hockey stuff."
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"I don't get it."
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