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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Five Minutes (S08E08)

"So, I order my drink, and when I look up,"
Modern Family (2009)
"I thought I saw Sandra Bullock."
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"Stop."
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"Right there, you just said you thought you saw Sandra Bullock."
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"I already know the ending. It wasn't her."
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"End of story."
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"Yeah, but you don't even know who it really was."
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"I know it's not Sandra Bullock, so I'm not invested."
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"You know, I really loved her in that movie "Gravity.""
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"Who cares? She wasn't there."
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"Oh, please be leaving."
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"May I finish my story?"
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"So, I start following Sandra Bullock..."
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"Not Sandra Bullock."
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"... around the grocery store."
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"She goes first to the frozen section,"
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"then she goes to the detergent aisle."
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"I'm thinking to myself this whole time,"
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""I am gonna go and introduce myself,"
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""but it has to be at the right time.""
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"So I keep following her."
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"Eventually, she leaves the store."
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"She goes outside, which was actually really hot"
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"to be January, because, remember, last year..."
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"We know the month, we know the weather,"
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"we know it's not Sandra Bullock."
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"Are you leaving?"
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"I want your spot."
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"Oh, please."
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"Don't flatter yourself, lady."
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"Manny, are you listening?"
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"No, sorry. I wasn't paying attention."
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"Because you're not holding his attention."
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"And this is what I've been talking about..."
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"too many useless details."
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"Get on with it."
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"So, she turns around, she takes her sunglasses off,"
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"which was really weird,"
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"because it was the exact same pair"
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"that I bought last year that I lost on that plane ride..."
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"Nobody cares about your sunglasses."
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"Just get to the end."
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"I don't want to now."
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"The woman turns to your mother and says,"
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""Oh, my God. Are you Salma Hayek?""
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"- Here we go. - I'm just trying to help you."
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"Put on blinker, check mirrors,"
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"watch jerk steal your spot,"
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"regret quitting karate in 4th grade."
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"You know what, Jay, this is not about"
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"who tells the best story."
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"This is about you jumping in that night"
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"like you just wanted me to stop talking"
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"because I was embarrassing you or something."
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"You made me feel stupid."
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"You think it's nothing, but you hurt my feelings."
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"Gloria, that's the last thing I meant to happen."
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"You're just saying that. You don't really understand."
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"No, I'm sorry."
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"Hell, I'm the last guy who wants to make somebody"
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"feel like they sound stupid."
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"Did I ever tell you about the little boy"
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"from my neighborhood who stuttered?"
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"He was real self-conscious about it."
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"What kid wouldn't be?"
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"At school, when the teacher would ask him a question,"
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"he tried so hard to get the words out,"
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"but it just wouldn't come."
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"Rest of the kids stared at him,"
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"which only made the stuttering worse."
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"They'd whisper behind his back and laugh."
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"Finally, got to the point when the teacher called on him"
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"to answer a question, even if he knew the answer,"
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"he'd just say, "I don't know.""
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"Then the teacher would shake his head and say,"
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""Next time, study harder, Jay.""
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"You were that little kid?"
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"So sad."
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"That must have been very hard for you."
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"It was."
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"We're parked."
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"Okay, the movie's about to start."
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"Let's go."
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"Man, I haven't thought about that in years."
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"That was really moving."
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"'Cause that's how you tell a story."
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"Hi, could you bring out the birthday cake"
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"in like five, minutes?"
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"Sure, do you want the whole song and everything?"
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"Oh, that would be great."
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"I only ask because we don't love doing it."
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"Okay, thanks."
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"Hey."
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"So, birthday boy, how you feeling?"
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"Um, a little nervous, actually."
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"Why?"
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"Uh, well..."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Haley, when I woke up this morning,"
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"I just had this feeling."
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"And I know this is sudden,"
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"but like any mid-to-large market weatherman,"
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"I trust my instincts."
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"And it might have something to do with turning 45,"
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"but today my instincts told me not to wait another second"
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"to spend the rest of my life with the woman I love."
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"Haley Gwendolyn Dunphy,"
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"will you marry me?"
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"Yes."
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"- Yes, I'll marry you. - Really? You will?"
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"- Yeah! - Oh!"
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"It just feels right, you know? I don't want to over-think it."
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"That's what I love about you. You don't over-think anything."
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"Aww."
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"Oh, you've made me the happiest man in the world."
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"I don't know how to say this without sounding superficial,"
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"but I need a closer look at this ring."
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"Yeah, sit down, sit down."
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"It was my grandmother's."
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"She hid it in her hollowed-out wooden foot"
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