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Clips from The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel (2017) - Vote for Kennedy, Vote for Kennedy (S02E02)

"Because none of you have any."
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"You're all incompetent."
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"You'll never work in any field"
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"that has the word "advanced" in front of it."
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"You'll simply be overqualified dishwasher repairmen."
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"I keep telling you that and you keep coming back."
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"Well, don't. Get out!"
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"-Now? -Now? Get out!"
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"Go. Go!"
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"(students murmuring)"
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"Get out."
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"(door closes)"
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"Waste of a good triangular wave."
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"(laughter)"
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"How about this? I met one potential date,"
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"and he was perfect husband material."
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"I knew he was 'cause that's what his wife told me."
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"(laughter)"
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"Yes? No?"
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"Kind of an in-betweener. Reject."
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"MAN: I'll marry you!"
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"Who's that? Cousin Shmuly?"
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"Come on, man, we've talked about this."
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"My manager's already heard from WNPO's Broadcast Standards."
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"That's the TV station's department of "Don't Be Funny.""
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"They told us nothing political, or controversial, or profane."
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"I've got this whole thing about my parents' sex life,"
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"that's probably not appropriate. Good-bye."
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"Let me try this, this should work:"
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"-Does the Pope get hard-ons? -(laughter)"
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"I mean, it would explain the whole obsession"
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"with resurrection."
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"My people."
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"-All right. -(laughter and applause)"
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"-Could you all come with me to the telethon? -So... Dr. Benjamin."
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"-MIDGE: Dick Shawn's gonna be on before me. -Yup."
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"You know, she told me you were tall,"
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"but she didn't tell me you were "fun house mirror" tall."
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"Height runs in my family."
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"Family of freaks. Yup."
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"(mimics carnival barker): Step right up"
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"and see the carnival freaks."
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"Guess so."
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"You ever rehearse an argument you plan on having"
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"with someone in your head, and during the rehearsal"
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"you're perfectly reasonable and they're a jerk?"
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"And then the argument actually happens and they're reasonable"
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"but that's not how you rehearsed it, so you become the jerk?"
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"(laughter)"
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"-No, no. -What?"
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"-Don't laugh. -Why not?"
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"Wasn't funny. Nope."
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"I call a joke like that a 50-percenter."
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"It's 50% there."
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"You get laughs from people who are drunk"
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"or super easy to please, but that's not good enough."
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"Not good enough for me, not good enough for her."
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"Nope, nope, nope."
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"Seemed funny to me. And everyone around me."
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"Well, it wasn't. Okay? It wasn't."
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"MIDGE: ...for the first time behind Midge Maisel."
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"Well, you are the worst audience I could have auditioned"
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"my TV-friendly material to,"
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"which is why I love you. Thanks, guys."
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"Watch the telethon and even give some money to it, ya schnorrers."
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"-(cheers and applause) -Whoo!"
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"SUSIE: That's become a thing now, too."
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"Can't get between her and her public now, you know?"
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"They will break every over-elongated bone"
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"-in your body. -She's a star in the making."
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"Yeah, I know that. I'm telling you that."
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"So what did you think?"
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"I think we're gonna need a few more sessions."
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"Work out some of those kinks."
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"I was asking Benjamin."
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"Oh, sure, yeah."
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"I think you were sensational."
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"Gee, thanks."
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"So kiss her."
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"-Susie. -That's okay."
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"No, kiss her. Go ahead, it's fine."
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"-We're adults here, right? -(Midge clears throat)"
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"Lay one on her, man. Bend down and kiss her."
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"Pretty skimpy there. Give her a big smacker, man."
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"There you go."
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"You were getting a Pope hard-on yourself, huh?"
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"Yeah."
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"I'll call you about work sessions."
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"Sure."
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"That's your manager?"
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"-You get used to her. -Really?"
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"-Mm. -So where do you want to go?"
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"-Let's go to your place. -Every night."
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"Okay, one more time,"
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"you're supposed to ask for dinner first."
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"Can we have dinner at your place?"
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"-Sure. -And can we skip dinner?"
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"-You're exhausting. -(laughs)"
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"♪ ♪"
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"(singers vocalizing)"
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"Wow. So this is really happening?"
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"-This is really happening. -Talent?"
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"-You bet. -You bring your sheet music?"
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"-She's not a singer. Mrs. Maisel? -I'm a comedian."
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"You're down for five minutes at 2150."
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"-At what? -We do military time. 2150 is 9:50 at night."
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"If you get confused, just add the number 12"
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"-to whatever time it is. -Add what to what?"
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"-MAN (over mic): Next. -Follow me? -Sure."
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"-I'm Sal. -Nice to meet you."
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"This is Mrs. Maisel, comedian."
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"She does five minutes at 2150, solo act."
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"-Any props? -Nope."
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"-Stand on the "X." -Okay."
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"-Mic check. -One, two."
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"-MAN: Next. -Thank you. -(bell rings)"
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"Oh, uh... okay."
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"Wait. We dragged ourselves down here at 8:00 in the morning,"
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"-and that's it? -That's it."
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"-I showered. -Thank you for showering."
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