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Clips from Mike Tyson Mysteries - The Gift (S03E03)

"-You're back on your back in no time. -Anyway, thank you."
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"Okay. So, what does she like?"
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"I always just get her a gift card."
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"Ugh."
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"Marquess does not like these gift cards."
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"He finds them very impersonal. I learned that the hard way."
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"Well, it's like you just gave up. You just gave up on friendship."
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"When's her birthday?"
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"-Tomorrow. -MARQUESS: Tomorrow?"
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"I know. I'm horrible with this stuff. Do you think you can help me?"
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"Well, it's not technically a mystery. But, we'll do it."
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"-For $800. -(EXCLAIMS)"
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"Uh, wow. Uh, okay?"
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"Who do I make it out to?"
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"The Mike Tyson Mystery Gang. Wait. No."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Um, the Mike Tyson Mystery Bunch."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"No, no, no, wait. What do we call ourselves?"
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"$800?"
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"What? We never charge for these things."
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"Man, Deezy always says we're leaving money on the table."
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"Man, I mean... These people, man, we're dealing with. Desperate, man."
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"I bet I could've got $1000 out of that guy."
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"(STAMMERING) Turn right up here."
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"Where are we going, Marquess?"
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"Don't judge a book. It's a little hidden gem of an antique store."
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"My friend, Maxine, is the owner."
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"Trust me, she'll have the perfect gift."
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"You're gonna love this place."
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"Hello! (LAUGHS)"
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"(GASPS) Oh, oh!"
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"(MARQUESS AND MAXINE LAUGHING)"
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"Is that who I think it is?"
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"-Yes! -(MAXINE SHRIEKING)"
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"My God!"
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"Marquess, I was just thinking about you."
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"Because I just got back from a buying trip to Sedona,"
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"and while I was there,"
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"-I found these salad tongs. -MARQUESS: Mmm."
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"And, you will die. I mean, have you ever?"
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"(GASPS) They're so fun!"
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"They're exactly what you want when you're having friends over, summer night,"
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"out on the patio, just light stuff, maybe ceviche,"
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"and just a perfect summer salad. (GASPS)"
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"I have to have them."
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"(GASPS) No, what am I doing? What am I doing!"
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"(CHUCKLES) No, we're not here for me. Shame! Maxi,"
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"we are on a mission to find a birthday present for a 42-year-old woman."
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"(GASPS) How fun. Okay, so what could we do?"
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"Hmm. Let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's..."
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"Okay, we could do jewelry."
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"I have a sublime cameo necklace. Oh, God."
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"But, maybe that's too something."
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"Okay. Does she, uh, does she drink tea?"
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"I have a darling silver spoon set that needs just the right home."
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"And that home is my home. (CACKLES)"
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"What about an antique photo?"
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"(MAXINE AND MARQUESS EXCLAIMING)"
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"Ooh."
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"(DOOR CHIMES)"
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"-Now where were you? -Making a call."
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"-Well, who were you calling? -Jesus Christ, you're a nosy (BLEEP) bitch."
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"What the hell are we all doing in this dump, anyway?"
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"(GASPS)"
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"I'm sorry, Maxi, we have to go. Let's go."
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"You know, let me just get those salad tongs."
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"Oh! And that little spoon set. Ah, and I should at least try on the cameo necklace."
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"Mmm."
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"-(GRUNTING) -What happened back there, Marquess?"
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"What was it about that photograph? Who were those men?"
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"I don't wanna talk about it."
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"I never want to think about, or see that photo again."
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"Marquess, I got a surprise for you!"
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"Ta-da!"
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"(GASPS)"
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"You seemed to respond to this photo, but then gasped when you saw the price."
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"-(MARQUESS EXCLAIMS) -But you're a dear friend,"
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"and we just got this $800, so, when I said I was going back in the shop"
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"to use the bathroom, what I was really doing was buying this photo."
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"But, I also did take a shit in Maxine's bathroom."
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"Marquess, who are those people?"
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"(SIGHS) Well, the man on the right is the poet Oscar Wilde,"
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"and the other is... Is my son."
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"-(SPLUTTERS) -(YELPS)"
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"What? Did you just... You say, your son?"
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"Yes! My son, Alfred. My wife called him Bosie."
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"(PIGEON SPLUTTERS) I'm sorry, did you say your wife?"
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"Stop spitting on me, Pigeon!"
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"Well, stop saying shocking things while I'm drinking."
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""In February of 1895, Marquess of Queensbury..." That's you."
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""Discovered the homosexual affair between Oscar Wilde"
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""and his son, Alfred 'Bosie' Douglas."
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""After a drawn-out legal battle, Queensbury prevailed"
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""and Oscar Wilde served two years hard labor.""
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"So, you had Oscar Wilde sent to jail for being your son's boyfriend?"
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"Damn, Marquess, you're an asshole."
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"(STAMMERING) It was a different time."
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"People weren't as accepting back then."
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"-What happened to your son? -I don't know."
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"We never spoke after that. It... It haunted me until the day I died."
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"MIKE: Of syphilis."
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"-(PIGEON SPLUTTERING) -(GRUMBLING)"
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"It's true, it's on here."
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""He expired after a lengthy battle with dementia, likely caused by syphilis.""
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