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Clips from The Parent Trap

"- You've got to get Mother out here. - I want more time."
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"You've had her for 13 years! I won't. Do the best you can and stay on Daddy's tail."
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"- Susan, please! - I won't give up Mother this soon. Goodbye."
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"Susan?"
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"I'm glad you came today. There's something I want to talk to you about."
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"- What is it? - You know the girl you met - Vicky?"
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"I thought we ought to be alone a little so we could talk."
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"- I wanted to talk about something too. - OK. Go ahead."
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"Those weeks at camp, I've been wondering about my mother."
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"Why do you want to wonder about something like that?"
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"It's perfectly natural for a girl. Where is she?"
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"I don't know. Maybe she went to Spain and married some drunk."
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"Daddy, that's not true."
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"All right. You wouldn't like her anyway."
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"Big staring eyes, red frizzy hair and she was fat, really fat."
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"Then why did you fall in love with her?"
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"You lose your head sometimes. Besides, I... Wait a minute."
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"Fletcher, play on through. I'll pick you up at the bar."
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"Sit down."
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"Honey, you don't want to start thinking about your mother."
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"There's no need for that. You can always talk to me about anything."
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"It's not the same."
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"Father and daughter is OK, but when a girl gets to a certain age,"
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"that's when she misses a mother."
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"Why? I mean..."
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"- You mean to talk about certain things? - Yeah."
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"That?"
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"I guess we never have talked about that."
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"This is a kind of odd place, but it's as good as any."
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"We might as well get it over with."
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"- How much do you know already? - About what?"
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"- About what you were talking about. - Absolutely nothing."
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"- Nothing? - Well, you never brought up the subject."
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"Well, honey... All right. Let's get straight on one thing first. Little boys."
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"I know how they are because I used to be a little boy once, so I know."
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"- I don't know... - I used to be a little boy and I know."
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"- I know about it. - Daddy, you're too funny for words."
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"- What do you mean? - I've known about all that for years."
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"- What were we just talking about then? - What were you talking about?"
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"Well, er..."
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"I'd better putt out."
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"There's the little beast now."
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"She's nothing but a child."
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"She's a conniving, vicious, two-faced brat."
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"Just smile, pet."
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"Think of California and that wonderful community property law, and just smile."
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"- Hi. - Hello, Mitchell, darling."
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"- Hi, Edna. - Who is this ecstatic bright-eyed child?"
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"- It couldn't be... - Sure. It's Susie."
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"- This is Vicky's mother. - How do you do."
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"- This girl is the one you call Peanut Face? - Daddy, really!"
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"Come over here to your Auntie Edna and we can get to know one another."
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"I want to hear all about you. Down you go."
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"- Hi. - Did you tell her?"
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"I started to, then I don't know what happened."
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"- Oh, Mitch... - All right. Let me do it my own way."
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"It's all settled. Susan and I have decided we'll all have a jolly lunch here."
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"Edna, I'm sorry, we can't today."
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"I promised to spend the whole day with Susie."
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"- I'm terribly sorry. - That's all right. Another time, dear."
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"- You're an adorable thing! - We're going to take a ride."
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"- Have fun. - Bye, darling."
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"First change I make, off she goes to a boarding school in Switzerland."
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"Honey, I've been meaning to ask you... what do you think of Vicky?"
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"In what respect?"
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"Well... It's just an ordinary question."
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"No, it's not. You asked me what I think of Vicky."
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"What do I think of Vicky as what?"
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"If you asked me what do I think of her as a fashion model or a famous aviatrix,"
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"then maybe I can express an opinion, but just to ask..."
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"All right. What do you think of Vicky as a person?"
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"Daddy, I really couldn't say. She's a perfect stranger to me."
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"- Race you to the house! - Wait a minute. Susie!"
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"I'm not through talking to you!"
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"Hi, darling."
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"- Hi. - Hello, sweetie."
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"He can't. He just can't."
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"It makes me so mad."
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"A man of his age."
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"All our work and our plans!"
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"Hi."
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"You used to confide in me."
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"Anything you want to talk over with me?"
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"No."
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"Like telling me why Andromeda never comes near you?"
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"Or why your appetite's changed?"
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"Verbena, you are a mystic."
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"Mystic? I'm no mystic."
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"Asking me all these crazy questions."
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"I don't know what you're getting at."
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"You know what I'm talking about. There's something very strange about you."
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"Are you sure there isn't anything you want to tell me?"
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"What do you want me to tell you?"
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"I don't know. It's almost as if you were..."
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"- That's impossible. - Almost as if I were who?"
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"Forget it, honey. Never mind."
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"You mean Sharon?"
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"Where did you hear about her?"
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"Oh, Verbena."
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"I've got to tell someone, but you've got to swear never to tell Daddy. Promise?"
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"- Try to be diplomatic. - I know how to talk to my daughter."
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"She's not exactly insensitive."
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"Susan!"
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"Hi, Dad. Just getting back?"
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"- Just a minute. I want to talk to you. - Didn't know what a good thing you had."
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"Susie!"
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"Why did you run off? I want to talk to you."
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"I'm listening."
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"- Get comfortable. - I am comfortable. What do you want?"
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"First of all, about me."
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"You probably think of me as just your father and to you I seem ancient and old..."
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"- Not ancient, Daddy. - Certainly not. I'm in my best years."
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"- OK. Don't get nervous. - I'm not nervous."
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"What seems old to you isn't really old when you get old..."
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"I mean, when you get to be my age it won't seem old to you at all and you'll..."
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"Where did you learn how to play the piano?"
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"- Oh... They taught us at camp. - That's awfully good in five weeks..."
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"Could you stop now?"
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"- Sure. - Pay attention."
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"I've been wanting to have this little talk about..."
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