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Clips from Wedding Crashers

Movies 2005 119 min ★ 7.0/10 (404,016 ratings) 2,120 clips
Romance Comedy

Credits

WOMAN: I'm so sick to death of you talking about me as a mother.
"WOMAN: I'm so sick to death of you talking about me as a mother."
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I'm sick of you accusing me of not being a good mother.
"I'm sick of you accusing me of not being a good mother."
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I know it doesn't feel like it, but we're making progress.
"I know it doesn't feel like it, but we're making progress."
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JEREMY: Mm-hm. -We settled the deal with the cars.
"JEREMY: Mm-hm. -We settled the deal with the cars."
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That takes us to frequent-flyer miles. We're flying.
"That takes us to frequent-flyer miles. We're flying."
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We're gonna split them right down the middle.
"We're gonna split them right down the middle."
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You shut your mouth when you're talking to me.
"You shut your mouth when you're talking to me."
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...trying to make it honest. I get it.
"...trying to make it honest. I get it."
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Don't do this for the other person.
"Don't do this for the other person."
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...without wondering if anyone's gonna find out?
"...without wondering if anyone's gonna find out?"
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...talking to you in languages you don't understand...
"...talking to you in languages you don't understand..."
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I guess it is a little creepy...
"I guess it is a little creepy..."
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...that he will never spend his birthday alone again.
"...that he will never spend his birthday alone again."
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Maybe that would fall under the category of creepy.
"Maybe that would fall under the category of creepy."
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I've got the perfect girl for you.
"I've got the perfect girl for you."
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...that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling.
"...that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling."
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She might be interested. Do I want to be interested?
"She might be interested. Do I want to be interested?"
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Now she's not interested. So now, all of sudden, I'm starting to get interested.
"Now she's not interested. So now, all of sudden, I'm starting to get interested."
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Where you, like, hug each other like this...
"Where you, like, hug each other like this..."
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Okay.
"Okay."
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-John? -Yeah?
"-John? -Yeah?"
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What's going on?
"What's going on?"
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Okay, how many are cash bars?
"Okay, how many are cash bars?"
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We are gonna have tons of opportunities to meet gorgeous ladies...
"We are gonna have tons of opportunities to meet gorgeous ladies..."
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Grab that net and catch that beautiful butterfly, pal.
"Grab that net and catch that beautiful butterfly, pal."
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Oh, stop.
"Oh, stop."
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I have known this couple for many years.
"I have known this couple for many years."
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...and I was there the day she graduated from medical school.
"...and I was there the day she graduated from medical school."
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Josh I have known since his bar mitzvah...
"Josh I have known since his bar mitzvah..."
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...to ask her out, until 1 0 years later, Josh was in the emergency room...
"...to ask her out, until 1 0 years later, Josh was in the emergency room..."
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[PLAYING HAVA NAGILA]
"[PLAYING HAVA NAGILA]"
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[SINGING HAVA NAGILA]
"[SINGING HAVA NAGILA]"
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Oh, my yarmulke fell off!
"Oh, my yarmulke fell off!"
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You sly son of a bitch.
"You sly son of a bitch."
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Does anyone know what this here is used for?
"Does anyone know what this here is used for?"
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[HUMMING]
"[HUMMING]"
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[BAND PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC]
"[BAND PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC]"
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Ooh.
"Ooh."
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Hi.
"Hi."
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Look, I knew I was never gonna be a professional bullfighter...
"Look, I knew I was never gonna be a professional bullfighter..."
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-I'm ready to get drunk. -Ha, ha.
"-I'm ready to get drunk. -Ha, ha."
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I think that's his kid Leonard. The diabetic.
"I think that's his kid Leonard. The diabetic."
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WOMAN: Playing with the Yankees?
"WOMAN: Playing with the Yankees?"
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You lose good men to trades and unruly fans.
"You lose good men to trades and unruly fans."
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I-- Look, I don't want to talk about it, I'm sorry.
"I-- Look, I don't want to talk about it, I'm sorry."
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I think we only use 1 0 percent of our hearts.
"I think we only use 1 0 percent of our hearts."
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I'm 6'5, but I feel like I'm 4 feet.
"I'm 6'5, but I feel like I'm 4 feet."
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And some poetry, courtesy of Sarah McLachlan.
"And some poetry, courtesy of Sarah McLachlan."
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What are you gonna do for an encore? Walk on water?
"What are you gonna do for an encore? Walk on water?"
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Great guy. He brung me along too.
"Great guy. He brung me along too."
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You butchered the whole damn cake! You don't treat cake like that.
"You butchered the whole damn cake! You don't treat cake like that."
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Jabroni! This fucking guy, unbelievable!
"Jabroni! This fucking guy, unbelievable!"
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[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
"[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]"
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[LAUGHING AND MOANING]
"[LAUGHING AND MOANING]"
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Oh, no, no.
"Oh, no, no."
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JEREMY: Bet that blond was a real shot of life.
"JEREMY: Bet that blond was a real shot of life."
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I don't wanna say sleazy, because that's not the right word...
"I don't wanna say sleazy, because that's not the right word..."
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...but a little irresponsible? I mean, you know?
"...but a little irresponsible? I mean, you know?"
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JOHN: Hell of a season.
"JOHN: Hell of a season."
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Pal, there's gonna be over 200 single women at this wedding.
"Pal, there's gonna be over 200 single women at this wedding."
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I wasn't sulking. I twisted my ankle.
"I wasn't sulking. I twisted my ankle."
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Draw attention to yourself, but on your own terms.
"Draw attention to yourself, but on your own terms."
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You bite your tongue. Chazz Reinhold is not a kook.
"You bite your tongue. Chazz Reinhold is not a kook."
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He is a brave and a decent man. He is a pioneer.
"He is a brave and a decent man. He is a pioneer."
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Erroneous! Erroneous. Erroneous on both counts.
"Erroneous! Erroneous. Erroneous on both counts."
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I love your enthusiasm.
"I love your enthusiasm."
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If I do this, I don't wanna half-ass it.
"If I do this, I don't wanna half-ass it."
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KATHLEEN: Mr. Senator. Thank you. -Congratulations, Kathleen.
"KATHLEEN: Mr. Senator. Thank you. -Congratulations, Kathleen."
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That's the truth, yeah.
"That's the truth, yeah."
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Articles on Secretary Cleary's economic policies.
"Articles on Secretary Cleary's economic policies."
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There's also a roster of key family members, a glossary, sailing terms.
"There's also a roster of key family members, a glossary, sailing terms."
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Look, we've been to a million weddings.
"Look, we've been to a million weddings."
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Great day.
"Great day."
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JEREMY: Yeah?
"JEREMY: Yeah?"
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JOHN: I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
"JOHN: I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
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Look, John, I'm sorry I'm not sorry, okay?
"Look, John, I'm sorry I'm not sorry, okay?"
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So, um, how do you know the groom?
"So, um, how do you know the groom?"
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Aunt Liz sends her best. She couldn't make it.
"Aunt Liz sends her best. She couldn't make it."
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She's dead.
"She's dead."
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Lord knows we need family now more than ever.
"Lord knows we need family now more than ever."
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Oh, are you kidding me?
"Oh, are you kidding me?"
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And now for our next reading, I'd like to ask the bride's sister Gloria...
"And now for our next reading, I'd like to ask the bride's sister Gloria..."
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Love is patient, love is kind.
"Love is patient, love is kind."
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[CLAIRE CLEARS THROAT]
"[CLAIRE CLEARS THROAT]"
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CHRISTINA: I, Christina, take you, Craig...
"CHRISTINA: I, Christina, take you, Craig..."
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[BAND PLAYING SWING MUSIC]
"[BAND PLAYING SWING MUSIC]"
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Well, I'm a psychic.
"Well, I'm a psychic."
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-Really? -Yes.
"-Really? -Yes."
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-What about that? -Oh, I'll go all day.
"-What about that? -Oh, I'll go all day."
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Well, if the police are missing a Belgian waffle maker, you could give them a hand.
"Well, if the police are missing a Belgian waffle maker, you could give them a hand."
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Come back with some more stuff. That's good, though.
"Come back with some more stuff. That's good, though."
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Oh, shit. Isn't that the girl you hooked up with at the Andersons' wedding?
"Oh, shit. Isn't that the girl you hooked up with at the Andersons' wedding?"
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-Oh, Jesus, I'm smoked. -No, no, don't panic.
"-Oh, Jesus, I'm smoked. -No, no, don't panic."
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Shlomo? I thought you were renouncing all your possessions and moving to Nepal.
"Shlomo? I thought you were renouncing all your possessions and moving to Nepal."
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Oh, actually that won't be necessary.
"Oh, actually that won't be necessary."
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Shlomo would like me to take him to the bathroom, then get him some crab cakes.
"Shlomo would like me to take him to the bathroom, then get him some crab cakes."
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So, yeah, no, that's not--
"So, yeah, no, that's not--"
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You know what?
"You know what?"
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Okay, have a safe flight. Don't worry about us.
"Okay, have a safe flight. Don't worry about us."
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She looked good. I might give her a shout.
"She looked good. I might give her a shout."
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Okay, so, what angle are we gonna play here?
"Okay, so, what angle are we gonna play here?"
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I'm gonna go with the balloon-animal display for the kids...
"I'm gonna go with the balloon-animal display for the kids..."
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I want a bicycle.
"I want a bicycle."
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Whatever. Make me a bicycle, clown.
"Whatever. Make me a bicycle, clown."
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Shut your mouth, funny guy, and make it.
"Shut your mouth, funny guy, and make it."
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I think I'm up to the challenge.
"I think I'm up to the challenge."
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All right, will you save me a dance for later?
"All right, will you save me a dance for later?"
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[CLEARS THROAT AND CHUCKLES]
"[CLEARS THROAT AND CHUCKLES]"
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Go on, take it, you hyena.
"Go on, take it, you hyena."
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That thing? I'm just warming up. Last week I did a...
"That thing? I'm just warming up. Last week I did a..."
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Okay, then I'll take a sports car.
"Okay, then I'll take a sports car."
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-Congratulations, Mr. Secretary. CLEARY: Thanks.
"-Congratulations, Mr. Secretary. CLEARY: Thanks."
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-Good man, take a seat. -Oh, thanks.
"-Good man, take a seat. -Oh, thanks."
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John, what do you say you and I head out to the deck and light up a couple of cigars?
"John, what do you say you and I head out to the deck and light up a couple of cigars?"
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-Stogies? -Yeah.
"-Stogies? -Yeah."
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Jeremy!
"Jeremy!"
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CLEARY: John, you seem like an astute man. JOHN: Thank you.
"CLEARY: John, you seem like an astute man. JOHN: Thank you."
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JOHN: Sure. CLEARY: That's my son, Todd.
"JOHN: Sure. CLEARY: That's my son, Todd."
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Every advantage in life, advantages I never had.
"Every advantage in life, advantages I never had."
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What's he got to be so morose about?
"What's he got to be so morose about?"
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