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Clips from Loot (2022) - Pilot (S01E01)

-Nice to meet you. -I'm the accountant here.

"-Nice to meet you. -I'm the accountant here."

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We probably need one of those.

"We probably need one of those."

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-If you say so. -Great.

"-If you say so. -Great."

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Sorry. I don't mean to stare.

"Sorry. I don't mean to stare."

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It's just wild seeing you in person.

"It's just wild seeing you in person."

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I'm not used to meeting celebrities, so…

"I'm not used to meeting celebrities, so…"

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Oh, no. I'm not a celebrity.

"Oh, no. I'm not a celebrity."

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Oh, yes, you are.

"Oh, yes, you are."

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You're like the most famous cheated-on woman on the planet.

"You're like the most famous cheated-on woman on the planet."

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And I need you to know, Black Twitter has your back.

"And I need you to know, Black Twitter has your back."

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That's nice.

"That's nice."

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White Facebook is also very supportive.

"White Facebook is also very supportive."

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Sorry, that sounds like I'm on white supremacy groups. I'm not.

"Sorry, that sounds like I'm on white supremacy groups. I'm not."

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My aunt does send me some pretty bad stuff that's very troubling--

"My aunt does send me some pretty bad stuff that's very troubling--"

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You know what? I'm gonna cut it off there.

"You know what? I'm gonna cut it off there."

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-You know, I have to run to a meeting. -Yes. That sounds great.

"-You know, I have to run to a meeting. -Yes. That sounds great."

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Knock, knock. Hi.

"Knock, knock. Hi."

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-Hello. Sofia Salinas. -Hi. Molly. So nice to meet you.

"-Hello. Sofia Salinas. -Hi. Molly. So nice to meet you."

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-Thank you for coming in. -Yeah.

"-Thank you for coming in. -Yeah."

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That's my name. What are they thanking me for?

"That's my name. What are they thanking me for?"

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I'm really proud of that after-school program we funded for at-risk kids.

"I'm really proud of that after-school program we funded for at-risk kids."

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What are they at risk for? Being too damn cute?

"What are they at risk for? Being too damn cute?"

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No, gang violence.

"No, gang violence."

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Right.

"Right."

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Well, you guys do a lot of stuff like this, huh?

"Well, you guys do a lot of stuff like this, huh?"

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Yes. We funnel your money

"Yes. We funnel your money"

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to different charities in Southern California,

"to different charities in Southern California,"

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give them the resources they need to do good work,

"give them the resources they need to do good work,"

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and try to draw attention to people in need.

"and try to draw attention to people in need."

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Well, those two look really messed up. I hope we help them.

"Well, those two look really messed up. I hope we help them."

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Those are my grandparents.

"Those are my grandparents."

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And they're beautiful.

"And they're beautiful."

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So, tomorrow we have a ribbon-cutting ceremony

"So, tomorrow we have a ribbon-cutting ceremony"

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for a new shelter downtown that we've been working on for years.

"for a new shelter downtown that we've been working on for years."

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And that's actually the reason I called you in today.

"And that's actually the reason I called you in today."

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To remind you that your behavior does reflect on us as an organization,

"To remind you that your behavior does reflect on us as an organization,"

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which makes our job harder.

"which makes our job harder."

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And what, exactly, do you mean by my "behavior"?

"And what, exactly, do you mean by my "behavior"?"

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Look, I'm not trying to shame a girl for having a good time,

"Look, I'm not trying to shame a girl for having a good time,"

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especially after what happened. You do you.

"especially after what happened. You do you."

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But you can't go traveling around the world,

"But you can't go traveling around the world,"

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getting on the news for falling into swimming pools.

"getting on the news for falling into swimming pools."

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Lots of people fall into swimming pools all the time.

"Lots of people fall into swimming pools all the time."

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Yeah, but they don't then get out and try to give the waiter a lap dance.

"Yeah, but they don't then get out and try to give the waiter a lap dance."

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In my defense, I really did think it was Sting.

"In my defense, I really did think it was Sting."

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They have the same hairline when you're on drugs.

"They have the same hairline when you're on drugs."

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Okay, look. Our reputation here is very important to me

"Okay, look. Our reputation here is very important to me"

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because lives are literally at stake.

"because lives are literally at stake."

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Wow, you really take this seriously, don't you?

"Wow, you really take this seriously, don't you?"

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Yeah, well, I kinda spent my whole life doing it. So, yes.

"Yeah, well, I kinda spent my whole life doing it. So, yes."

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I admire that.

"I admire that."

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And you won't have any more problems from me.

"And you won't have any more problems from me."

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-That's all in the past. So… -Okay.

"-That's all in the past. So… -Okay."

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-It was great to meet you. And thank you… -Of course.

"-It was great to meet you. And thank you… -Of course."

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-…for all that you do. -Thank you.

"-…for all that you do. -Thank you."

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Tonight, for your first course,

"Tonight, for your first course,"

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I've made foie gras with lychee, pine nut, and Riesling gelée.

"I've made foie gras with lychee, pine nut, and Riesling gelée."

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Thank you, David Chang.

"Thank you, David Chang."

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Hey, this is a weird question, but you're a successful guy.

"Hey, this is a weird question, but you're a successful guy."

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Do you do any sort of charity work or anything like that?

"Do you do any sort of charity work or anything like that?"

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Yeah, I work with a few charities in the food space.

"Yeah, I work with a few charities in the food space."

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See, that makes sense. That's something you're passionate about.

"See, that makes sense. That's something you're passionate about."

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Yeah, it's tough to find the time, with all my restaurants

"Yeah, it's tough to find the time, with all my restaurants"

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and my product lines and my job here.

"and my product lines and my job here."

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But it's good for the soul.

"But it's good for the soul."

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Yeah, I get that.

"Yeah, I get that."

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Wow. That's amazing.

"Wow. That's amazing."

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But you know what I could really go for?

"But you know what I could really go for?"

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A microwave bean and cheese burrito.

"A microwave bean and cheese burrito."

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I'll go heat that up for you.

"I'll go heat that up for you."

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With Pringles on the side.

"With Pringles on the side."

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Thanks, David Chang!

"Thanks, David Chang!"

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What in the hell?

"What in the hell?"

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Hi, there! I decided to come.

"Hi, there! I decided to come."

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What are all these cars for?

"What are all these cars for?"

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So we can go to the ribbon-cutting in style.

"So we can go to the ribbon-cutting in style."

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Okay. We talked about optics yesterday,

"Okay. We talked about optics yesterday,"

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and I don't think it's a good idea to show up to a shelter for unhoused people

"and I don't think it's a good idea to show up to a shelter for unhoused people"

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in a fleet of $100,000 SUVs

"in a fleet of $100,000 SUVs"

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that are absolutely terrible for the environment.

"that are absolutely terrible for the environment."

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Good call.

"Good call."

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All right, let me fix this.

"All right, let me fix this."

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And… sent.

"And… sent."

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-Okay, we're good. Get in. -What did you just do?

"-Okay, we're good. Get in. -What did you just do?"

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I gave $10,000 to Greenpeace. That should even it out, right?

"I gave $10,000 to Greenpeace. That should even it out, right?"

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What? No. That's not how this works.

"What? No. That's not how this works."

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Let's roll!

"Let's roll!"

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Holy shit.

"Holy shit."

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You ride with her.

"You ride with her."

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Wow, look at this.

"Wow, look at this."

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Individual temperature controls.

"Individual temperature controls."

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That's pretty great. You can be 71, and I can be 68.

"That's pretty great. You can be 71, and I can be 68."

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What a dream that is, right?

"What a dream that is, right?"

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Yeah, it's good.

"Yeah, it's good."

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Thank you again or getting us these cars.

"Thank you again or getting us these cars."

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Please, it's the least I could do for our team.

"Please, it's the least I could do for our team."

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You've been with us for--

"You've been with us for--"

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Twenty-eight years.

"Twenty-eight years."

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No, I'm just kidding. It's just been a few years.

"No, I'm just kidding. It's just been a few years."

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I was at a big firm before.

"I was at a big firm before."

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And then after my divorce,

"And then after my divorce,"

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I wanted better hours to spend more time with my daughter.

"I wanted better hours to spend more time with my daughter."

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-That's really sweet. -Yeah.

"-That's really sweet. -Yeah."

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I bet you're her hero now.

"I bet you're her hero now."

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No, not at all. She hates me.

"No, not at all. She hates me."

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Her new nickname for me is Mitt Romney.

"Her new nickname for me is Mitt Romney."

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-What? -I know.

"-What? -I know."

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It's extremely offensive. I'm very liberal.

"It's extremely offensive. I'm very liberal."

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I follow the Squad on Facebook.

"I follow the Squad on Facebook."

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Right? So, that's something.

"Right? So, that's something."

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Well, I mean, maybe she's just going through a phase.

"Well, I mean, maybe she's just going through a phase."

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You know, she could still be processing the divorce.

"You know, she could still be processing the divorce."

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Yes. No, you're right.

"Yes. No, you're right."

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It took me a few years to recover myself.

"It took me a few years to recover myself."

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Yeah, I went to a pretty dark place.

"Yeah, I went to a pretty dark place."

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-I bought a djembe, and I took lessons. -Oh, Jesus.

"-I bought a djembe, and I took lessons. -Oh, Jesus."

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It's like a big bongo drum.

"It's like a big bongo drum."

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-That's what that is? -Yeah.

"-That's what that is? -Yeah."

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Wow. I guess I'm doing really good in comparison.

"Wow. I guess I'm doing really good in comparison."

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Well, it took me a while, but I finally realized

"Well, it took me a while, but I finally realized"

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