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Clips from Bob's Burgers (2011) - Heartbreak Hotel-oween (S11E11)

"Trust me, once you see what they did to it,"
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"you'll change your mind about donating blood."
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"(as Dracula): Welcome to Transyl‐vein‐ya."
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"- Get it? - (as Dracula): Soon,"
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"we will drain you of one pint of your human blood."
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"Then you can relax here and enjoy cookies and juice."
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"(sighs) Oh, boy."
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"Uh, okay, I saw it. Now I'm leaving."
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"(coughs) O negative."
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"- What? - (coughs) O negative. Mm‐hmm."
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"O neg? Really? Uh..."
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"(as Dracula): Well, well, well."
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"(as Dracula): It's not every day we get"
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"to suck a universal blood donor's blood."
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"Wait, I‐I'm not donating blood."
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"(normal voice): Huh, seriously? You're O neg, but you're not gonna donate?"
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"Sorry, guys, I just have a thing about blood and needles."
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"You'll be fine. We work with needle weenies all the time."
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"Uh, I‐I don't love that term."
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"Hey, just think of how happy you could make someone."
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"(in childish voice): Hey, mister, you saved my life,"
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"and now I'm gonna go out and save the rain forest."
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"You're doing a lot of voices."
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"Oh, no. I'm slipping away."
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"Beep. Beep. Beep..."
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"- He's dying. - Somebody do something!"
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"Fine. I'll donate my really great blood."
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"- Yay. - You just saved the boy"
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"who's gonna save the rain forest."
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"What's the "rain forest"?"
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"LOUISE: So what did Roger do"
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"to deserve eternal damnation?"
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"Did he eat the last slice of pizza?"
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"Oh, it was a long time ago."
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"We were young, we were dating."
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"I hate him."
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"We were edgy back then."
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"We were even gonna try this new thing called "Thai food,""
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"but we had to leave 'cause Roger came down with a cold."
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"Even coughing and sneezing, he was a handsome bastard."
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"- Hot. I think? - But our last date was"
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"at the Halloween party in this hotel,"
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"50 years ago."
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"Roger looked amazing as Spartacus."
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"It seemed like we were in our own little world."
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"He was tossing nuts into the air and catching them in his mouth"
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"- to impress me. - GENE: I'm impressed."
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"I was, too. How do people do that?"
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"Roger went to get us drinks, and he never came back."
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"- What? - I asked around, if anyone's seen Spartacus."
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"People kept saying, "I am Spartacus,""
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"but I hadn't seen the movie,"
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"so I didn't know what they were referring to."
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"Finally, someone told me that"
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"they saw him at the elevator with I Dream of Jeannie."
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"I couldn't believe it."
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"I was devastated."
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"The next day, I read in the paper that he'd died"
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"in this very room."
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"He was murdered?"
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"No, it was cardiac arrest."
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"There was no sign of foul play,"
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"but I bet there was some foreplay, the creep."
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"They canoodled, she left, and then he died."
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"Typical man."
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"And so, every year since,"
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"I've come here to conjure that no‐good,"
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"cheating S. O. B.'s spirit"
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"and send it to hell!"
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"I mean, wasn't him dying kind of enough of a punishment?"
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"Hell just seems like kind of a lot."
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"And so sweaty."
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"Tina, let her have it. I get it."
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"I got my own little vendetta going on tonight."
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"Can't you both just move on?"
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"Halloween's about forgiveness... I think."
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"Forgiveness and Frankenstein‐‐ the two Fs."
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"Yeah, so maybe forgive this guy"
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"who wrote you what looks like 10,000 love letters."
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"- (scoffs) - "Dear Glorious Dolores,"
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""I was thinking of you today, and it made me think of you‐‐"
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""your smell, your neck parts, the way your eyes light up"
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"when I smell your neck parts.""
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"Dolores, this doesn't sound like a cheater wrote it."
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"A cheater did write it."
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"But what if what you think happened didn't happen?"
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"What if there's another explanation?"
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"Okay, Miss I Just Walked in Here with a Burger"
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"and Now I Know Everything.""
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"Yeah, knock it off, Stally Parton."
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"We've got to go see a Ven about a Detta."
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"(groans) I don't want to vendetta."
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"And I don't think Dolores should vendetta, either."
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"- I mean, isn't it possible Roger is innocent? - No."
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"- But maybe? - No!"
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"But what if there was a way to figure out that he didn't cheat?"
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"There's not, so drop it."
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"Yeah, Tina, drop it so we can go pick‐up some stinkin' candy!"
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"Wait, how about this?"
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"Give me a chance‐‐ it's still early."
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"If I can't figure it out, I'll go do your plan."
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"Sounds good. I like that."
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"But if I can, then we go trick‐or‐treating like normal."
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"No vendettas, just candy."
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"Ooh, I like that."
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"So what do you say?"
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"I say you're on, you poor romantic idiot."
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"Oh, my!"
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"This one's not rated PG‐13."
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"- Give me that. - (chuckles): Oh."
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"WOMAN (gasps): I just got cold, right?"
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"Is it cold in here? Ghost‐y cold?"
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"Could be ghost‐y cold."
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"Ah, this is gonna be the year."
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"I bought this camera online."
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"It can take pictures of apparitions."
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"And Jupiter."
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"Jupiter's my cat."
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"Okay. So, it's not great"
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"that Dolores kicked us out of her room to keep conjuring."
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