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"Butch : So first things first. Kid, pay attention."
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"History 1 01 :"
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"We have always been man's best friend. Even you know that."
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"But cats, they're another story."
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"-Start with ancient Egypt. -We've seen that 5 billion times."
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"Never mind. Sorry. Here goes."
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"Butch : Ancient Egypt."
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"See these hieroglyphics?"
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"Humans think it says ancient people worshiped cats."
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"But in reality, they were ruled by them."
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"An evil cat named Shen-Akh-Akumon made them build pyramids, monuments."
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"He treated them like they were his litter box."
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"-Things were terrible. -This is the best part."
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"So the dogs, being man's best friend, rose up."
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"And put them down."
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"With humans back on top, we took our natural place at their side."
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"The people just forgot?"
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"Remember, they're a primitive species. Can't sense earthquakes, smell fear."
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"They can't even take responsibility for their own farts."
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"[SAM FARTS]"
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"Lou : Gross."
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"Guilty."
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"I'll get the fence."
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"Butch : That's how our outfit got started."
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"Sometimes a cat gets too big for his coat and tries to take over."
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"We must keep cats from the lab till the formula's done."
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"Yes, sir!"
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"-Anything weird, call us. -Yes, sir!"
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"-Any questions? -Just one, sir."
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"-Shoot. -What's ancient Egypt?"
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"Freeze, cat."
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"I'm an agent."
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"I'm so fast, l can't see myself."
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"Agent Doom Machine. You see that?"
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"Watch out, cat. I couldn't even see it."
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"There's a good Puppy. Hello!"
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"Don't get scared. Don't get scared."
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"Look how good you're being. Look how good--"
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"Where's that--? There. l got it. This won't hurt a bit."
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"Ow!"
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"Let's see. Let's see."
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"Hey, that's good."
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"Scott : Hey, Dad! -Boils."
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"Want to help me practice?"
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"No, no, I--"
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"I'll play later. I promise."
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"Oh! l forgot your bow."
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"Your pretty bow."
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"When I rule the Earth, you will be the first..."
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"...on my list."
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"CALlCO: Keep the hairdo. lt's slimming."
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"-There's room on that list for you. -No, I mean it."
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"We only have a few days."
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"Although playing pet for that old man upstairs is key to my scheme..."
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"...l cannot stand this humiliation any longer. Am I clear?"
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"Never mind. The Puppy won't survive the night. Send in the ninjas."
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"MRS. BRODY: Nervous about the tryouts? -No."
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"-lt's okay to be nervous. -l'm not nervous."
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"I stink, but I'm not nervous."
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"Is he saying that because he needs me to reassure him?"
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"Yes. Reassure him."
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"You're the most wonderful, bright, charming, good-looking..."
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"...boy in the whole wide world."
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"-Maybe your dad could help you. -l'm pretty sure he stinks too."
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"I'm gonna talk to him."
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"-Time for bed. TV off. Five minutes. -Seven."
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"-Six. -Deal."
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"-Love you. -l love you too."
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"CARTOON DOG: Well? Hand it over."
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"What?! No gravy?"
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"Next time remember the gravy."
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"Dogs rule."
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"Going someplace?"
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"Now, let's see."
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"Ooh, yeah. 1 409 Maple Terrace."
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"I got him."
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"Total covert operation. Got to be like a Stealth."
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"Hey, Sam."
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"On my mark. Three, two, one."
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"Banzai!"
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"[NlNJAS LAUGH MANlACALLY]"
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"Dogs must die!"
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"Lou. Lou, it's Peek."
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"Are you there? It's Peek."
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"-Lou! -What? What? Where?"
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"I'm picking up a faint signal. Maybe it's a glitch. You better check it."
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"Okay. l'll go look."
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"Be careful, kid."
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"I'm an agent."
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"I'm a secret agent."
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"I'm a one-dog army."
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"[BEEPlNG]"
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"Stop!"
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"Turn over."
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"Bug activated."
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"Peek? Hello? Peek?"
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"Seems clear."
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"Probably just a squirrel. I'll let Butch know."
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"Behind you!"
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"NINJA 1 : Sorry!"
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"Wha-ah, doggie!"
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"-What do I do? -Bite them."
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"Oh!"
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"What?"
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"Butch!"
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"What? Hm?"
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"Just do as l say."
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"Left! Right paw! Again!"
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"Roll over!"
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"That's a good doggy. Paws up!"
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"Donkey kick!"
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"Come on, kid, give them the haymaker!"
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"I changed my mind. Call me the Claw of Ling Chow!"
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"Ling Chow this!"
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"Clean up on aisle 7."
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"-Humans! -Retreat with honor."
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"I have a bat."
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"I have a mitt, and l'm not afraid to use it."
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"Lou!"
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"Bad dog."
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