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Clips from Mr. Mayor - The Debate (S02E02)

"Let's get you home, Gramps."
Mr. Mayor
"I drove myself here!"
Mr. Mayor
"Officer, he was there!"
Mr. Mayor
"The son of a bitch was in on it!"
Mr. Mayor
"I believe you, sir,"
Mr. Mayor
"and I'm gonna get Detectives Benson and Stabler"
Mr. Mayor
"to deal with it."
Mr. Mayor
"Don't leave me with these lunatics!"
Mr. Mayor
"I'm sorry, sir. So, so, so sorry."
Mr. Mayor
"Thank you for your service."
Mr. Mayor
"I'll be waiting for you in hell."
Mr. Mayor
"[elevator dings]"
Mr. Mayor
"Please don't look at me, Mikaela."
Mr. Mayor
"That was awful--"
Mr. Mayor
"Okay, if your kink is me gaslighting the elderly,"
Mr. Mayor
"I can work with that."
Mr. Mayor
"No, you took a bullet for me."
Mr. Mayor
"I'm Whitney and you're Kevin Costner."
Mr. Mayor
"Yes, I get that all the time."
Mr. Mayor
"You should stay in L. A."
Mr. Mayor
"Are you sure?"
Mr. Mayor
"[bright music]"
Mr. Mayor
"Hey! You withdrew! You can't just show up at the end."
Mr. Mayor
"My generation views work differently."
Mr. Mayor
"We make our own hours, and we don't believe in hierarchies."
Mr. Mayor
"That explains why my interns bully me."
Mr. Mayor
"So I'm, like, back. And guess what?"
Mr. Mayor
"Netflix loved that I was running for mayor,"
Mr. Mayor
"so that's the show they wanna do with me."
Mr. Mayor
"You guys will watch that, right?"
Mr. Mayor
"[wild cheers and applause]"
Mr. Mayor
"So vote Titi B. or else I'll have to run"
Mr. Mayor
"for mayor in my safety city, Denver."
Mr. Mayor
"They said they'd hold the position open for me,"
Mr. Mayor
"but you guys are my first choice."
Mr. Mayor
"[cheers and applause]"
Mr. Mayor
"That concludes the main portion of the debate."
Mr. Mayor
"We'll be right back... [cellphone vibrates]"
Mr. Mayor
"[suspenseful music]"
Mr. Mayor
"After I answer this call from my doctor."
Mr. Mayor
"Chet Danville here."
Mr. Mayor
"Why are you crying?"
Mr. Mayor
"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"And that's a wrap"
Mr. Mayor
"on Mayor Shaw's successful term in office."
Mr. Mayor
"Russian hackers did take over the subway,"
Mr. Mayor
"but there was no one on it, so."
Mr. Mayor
"I just got my next assignment."
Mr. Mayor
"[gasps] Please don't tell me"
Mr. Mayor
"it's in Palm Springs."
Mr. Mayor
"My hair gets so dry in the desert."
Mr. Mayor
"Dubai."
Mr. Mayor
"The place from "Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol"?"
Mr. Mayor
"But I thought you told them you wanted to stay here."
Mr. Mayor
"Yeah, I requested that."
Mr. Mayor
"But they send me where they need me."
Mr. Mayor
"Wow."
Mr. Mayor
"I guess this really is "The Bodyguard.""
Mr. Mayor
"I continue rocketing to the top, looking amazing,"
Mr. Mayor
"and you have to move on to your next assignment."
Mr. Mayor
"I mean, you're not gonna quit for me."
Mr. Mayor
"[somber music]"
Mr. Mayor
"Well, I guess it's a good thing we got the news so early."
Mr. Mayor
"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"No time for anyone to catch feelings, right?"
Mr. Mayor
"Right."
Mr. Mayor
"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"It's nice working with you, Mikaela."
Mr. Mayor
"Likewise, James."
Mr. Mayor
"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"Hey, now, where are you going?"
Mr. Mayor
"We still have closing statements."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, no, I'm good."
Mr. Mayor
"Hey, this isn't just about you, little missy!"
Mr. Mayor
"The people of Los Angeles deserve better"
Mr. Mayor
"than an Instagram shoe person"
Mr. Mayor
"who changes their mind every two seconds."
Mr. Mayor
"[scoffs] I'm not just a shoe person."
Mr. Mayor
"I also have a line of conflict jewelry."
Mr. Mayor
"Warlord: teach the controversy,"
Mr. Mayor
"wear the controversy. - Mm-hmm."
Mr. Mayor
"And I didn't just change my mind."
Mr. Mayor
"This is always my move."
Mr. Mayor
"I say I'm not coming,"
Mr. Mayor
"and then I show up super late"
Mr. Mayor
"when there's already drama,"
Mr. Mayor
"and everyone's just psyched to see me."
Mr. Mayor
"It's how I roll at parties,"
Mr. Mayor
"movie premieres, and Thanksgiving."
Mr. Mayor
"My family's Palestinian, so there's always something,"
Mr. Mayor
"but it's usually Israel."
Mr. Mayor
"You planned this."
Mr. Mayor
"You let us tear each other apart,"
Mr. Mayor
"so you could swoop in and be the hero?"
Mr. Mayor
"It's rope-a-dope!"
Mr. Mayor
"And we're the dopes! - [laughs]"
Mr. Mayor
"Peace be with you."
Mr. Mayor
"Hey, this conversation's not over, young lady--"
Mr. Mayor
"Hey! Get-- - Let's go. Get the car ready."
Mr. Mayor
"God, darn it."
Mr. Mayor
"Well, looks like I'm getting a disease named after me."
Mr. Mayor
"You guys ready for closing statements?"
Mr. Mayor
"[patriotic music]"
Mr. Mayor
"Oh! Welcome back!"
Mr. Mayor
"[door slams]"
Mr. Mayor
"There he is."
Mr. Mayor
"My October surprise."
Mr. Mayor
"Well, hello, Mr. Mayor."
Mr. Mayor
"Do I know you?"
Mr. Mayor
"Does the name "Angie Patinkin" ring a bell?"
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, my word. Um, Angie?"
Mr. Mayor
"Wow! Uh, when was that?"
Mr. Mayor
"1965?"
Mr. Mayor
"You look good."
Mr. Mayor
"I'm not Angie, you idiot."
Mr. Mayor
"I'm her daughter..."
Mr. Mayor
"Dad. [audience gasping]"
Mr. Mayor
"[shutters clicking]"
Mr. Mayor
"[quirky music]"
Mr. Mayor
"What?"
Mr. Mayor
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