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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - My Master, the Great Rembrandt (S01E01)

Oh, that's all right, sir. Everybody makes mistakes.

"Oh, that's all right, sir. Everybody makes mistakes."

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And some of us make more than others.

"And some of us make more than others."

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l'm sorry you had to come all this way for nothing, Monsieur Millay.

"l'm sorry you had to come all this way for nothing, Monsieur Millay."

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But it was not for nothing, monsieur.

"But it was not for nothing, monsieur."

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Here is my bill.

"Here is my bill."

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Five hundred dollars?

"Five hundred dollars?"

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Make the check out to your favourite charity.

"Make the check out to your favourite charity."

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Why, yes, doctor. You could make your personal donation...

"Why, yes, doctor. You could make your personal donation..."

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...to the Air Force Benevolent Fund.

"...to the Air Force Benevolent Fund."

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-Oh, but, general, l-- -l'll see you in my office, immediately.

"-Oh, but, general, l-- -l'll see you in my office, immediately."

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-Did l do well, master? -Oh, Jeannie! You were wonderful.

"-Did l do well, master? -Oh, Jeannie! You were wonderful."

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-l'm glad you're pleased. -l'm just sorry for poor Dr. Bellows.

"-l'm glad you're pleased. -l'm just sorry for poor Dr. Bellows."

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Now, you pop out of here and go home.

"Now, you pop out of here and go home."

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l'm gonna take you out tonight, and we're gonna celebrate.

"l'm gonna take you out tonight, and we're gonna celebrate."

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That would be wonderful, master.

"That would be wonderful, master."

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l'll bet l could've been a pretty good painter at that.

"l'll bet l could've been a pretty good painter at that."

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Pardon. Could you help me, please?

"Pardon. Could you help me, please?"

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l am looking for the office of Dr. Bellows.

"l am looking for the office of Dr. Bellows."

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Oh, certainly. Make a left turn at the end of the corridor...

"Oh, certainly. Make a left turn at the end of the corridor..."

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-...and it's the first door on the right. -Merci.

"-...and it's the first door on the right. -Merci."

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Hey, hey! Come in here.

"Hey, hey! Come in here."

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l can't have you wandering around these halls.

"l can't have you wandering around these halls."

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-l want you to go home. -You want me to go home?

"-l want you to go home. -You want me to go home?"

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Take off your beard, and put on your prettiest dress.

"Take off your beard, and put on your prettiest dress."

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Take off my beard and get into my prettiest dress?

"Take off my beard and get into my prettiest dress?"

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-You and l are going dancing tonight. -Hey, monsieur.

"-You and l are going dancing tonight. -Hey, monsieur."

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Oh, and drop the phony accent. l'm amazed you got away with it.

"Oh, and drop the phony accent. l'm amazed you got away with it."

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That art expert act of yours was one of the best l've ever seen.

"That art expert act of yours was one of the best l've ever seen."

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l wish l had a picture of the expression on their face--

"l wish l had a picture of the expression on their face--"

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Welcome to America, Mr. Millay.

"Welcome to America, Mr. Millay."

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-Can l take your hat, sir? -Major Nelson, l--

"-Can l take your hat, sir? -Major Nelson, l--"

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You still here?

"You still here?"

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Still here? But l just got here.

"Still here? But l just got here."

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And there was no one to meet me at the airport.

"And there was no one to meet me at the airport."

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Oh, that's too bad, but l'll see to it that someone takes you out...

"Oh, that's too bad, but l'll see to it that someone takes you out..."

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...to the airport to catch the next plane back to France.

"...to the airport to catch the next plane back to France."

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Catch the next plane back to France?

"Catch the next plane back to France?"

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But l flew 3000 miles in order to see our genuine Rembrandt.

"But l flew 3000 miles in order to see our genuine Rembrandt."

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l'm sorry we had to disappoint you, sir.

"l'm sorry we had to disappoint you, sir."

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lf you want my candid opinion, Monsieur Millay...

"lf you want my candid opinion, Monsieur Millay..."

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...as an art critic, you're highly overrated.

"...as an art critic, you're highly overrated."

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Carl was right.

"Carl was right."

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All Americans are crazy!

"All Americans are crazy!"

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l go home!

"l go home!"

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Monsieur.

"Monsieur."

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Art expert.

"Art expert."

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Well, at least he can tell a phony Rembrandt when he sees one.

"Well, at least he can tell a phony Rembrandt when he sees one."

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Oh, there's one thing that's been bothering me, Major Nelson.

"Oh, there's one thing that's been bothering me, Major Nelson."

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Yes, just before we went in to see General Peterson...

"Yes, just before we went in to see General Peterson..."

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...you were about to make a confession.

"...you were about to make a confession."

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Oh, yes.

"Oh, yes."

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And l was just wondering what it was.

"And l was just wondering what it was."

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Oh! Yes. l just wanted to tell you that--

"Oh! Yes. l just wanted to tell you that--"

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Yes? Yes?

"Yes? Yes?"

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l didn't think l'd ever really be a Rembrandt.

"l didn't think l'd ever really be a Rembrandt."

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And then when l said l wanted to dance with him, he turned white.

"And then when l said l wanted to dance with him, he turned white."

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Oh, l don't blame him. You're a terrible dancer.

"Oh, l don't blame him. You're a terrible dancer."

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Oh, poor Dr. Bellows.

"Oh, poor Dr. Bellows."

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They are sending him away for a long rest.

"They are sending him away for a long rest."

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Well, l think he deserves a rest.

"Well, l think he deserves a rest."

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Hey, have you decided where you're going to hang my painting yet?

"Hey, have you decided where you're going to hang my painting yet?"

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-Yeah. Right there. -Right there? Right where?

"-Yeah. Right there. -Right there? Right where?"

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Jeannie.

"Jeannie."

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Oh, very funny.

"Oh, very funny."

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Well, l still don't know why no one bid on my picture.

"Well, l still don't know why no one bid on my picture."

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Oh, perhaps they are not yet ready for you, Major Healey.

"Oh, perhaps they are not yet ready for you, Major Healey."

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Well, maybe you're right.

"Well, maybe you're right."

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l really enjoyed painting that picture.

"l really enjoyed painting that picture."

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lt was the most relaxing thing l ever did.

"lt was the most relaxing thing l ever did."

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Then you must paint more often, master.

"Then you must paint more often, master."

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Yeah, but it looks so easy. l wish l knew how Rembrandt did it.

"Yeah, but it looks so easy. l wish l knew how Rembrandt did it."

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