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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Thunk in the Trunk (S07E07)

"Good morning, Madam President."
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"May I introduce you to the ambassador of Java?"
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"Oh, thank you."
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"Because, after all, what is a travel mug"
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"but a closet for your coffee?"
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"And boom, our next promotional giveaway."
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"-Wow. -Mm-hmm."
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"Throw on a black turtleneck and some mom jeans,"
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"it's like I'm married to Steve Jobs."
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"I did hear you banging out e-mails"
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"till all hours last night,"
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"so the cucumbers in the sandwich can be repurposed"
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"as lunchtime crow's-feet refreshers."
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"Thank you."
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"Don't forget we've got drinks later."
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"Right. Any specific joke areas I should stay away from?"
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"Oh, no, don't worry about it."
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"It's mostly just me and the guys talking business."
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"Hey, you using those spin classes I got you?"
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"Yeah. I went twice last week."
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"You can't tell?"
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"Sure, I can."
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"The best part about taking over my dad's company --"
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"I am now a powerful white male, and I love it."
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"I totally get now why we don't want anyone else"
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"to have what we have."
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"Honey, before I take off for work,"
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"I saw this and I thought of you."
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"What is it?"
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"It's a key?"
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"Yeah, it is."
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"It is a key..."
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"but a key to what?"
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"[ Chirping ]"
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"No!"
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"No!"
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"You got me a PhunkeeDuck?!"
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"No more walking for my man. Walking's for jerks."
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"Oh, my God! That is the best gift ever!"
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"I don't know where it stops and I begin!"
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"♪♪"
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"Where is it? Where is it?"
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"You know, these cheese cubes keep getting smaller every week."
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"I should start saving these to prove my point."
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"Wow, am I retired."
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"[ Gasps ] It's there!"
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"It's beautiful!"
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"A little revealing."
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"I mean, I get using sex to sell your hot sauce."
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"That's why I wore Jordache jeans in my old closet ads."
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"But a little much, isn't it?"
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"It's obviously working."
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"The store said that they put out"
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"100 bottles of my sauce, and half of them are gone!"
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"[ Sighs ]"
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"Oh, my."
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"Auntie Alice!"
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"She's a hot-sauce legend."
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"Her Level Three Sauce"
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"has a picture of a rooster exploding."
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"I have to go meet her."
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"Hey, guys, take a pic."
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"Hey, get out of here! That's my wife!"
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"I am a huge fan."
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"I have read your life story on your label a thousand times."
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"Is it true that your father crashed his pepper truck"
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"into a papaya tree and the legend was born?"
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"You're asking me if something's real?"
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"I can't believe that that cutout's an actual person."
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"[ Laughs ]"
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"Miles?"
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"Oh, hey, Jay."
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"Uh, trying to read a text."
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"They keep the lights in here so low"
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"so they don't have to rotate the produce."
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"Don't give me that."
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"I'm sorry, man."
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"I've been lonely since Reynetta left."
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"You're a deacon."
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"Honey, foot rub."
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"Pass."
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"[ Whirring ] -Okay, there it is again!"
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"I'm telling you, something weird is going on up there."
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"We're renting our upstairs unit to earn a little extra cash"
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"and add a little extra tension to our marriage."
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"Our current guests registered"
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"as Mr. and Mrs. Wilkerson and Tommy."
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"I was expecting a nice young couple and their little boy."
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"Oh. Hello. You --"
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"So, you -- You must be Mr. and Mrs. Wilkerson?"
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"-That's right. -So you're Tommy?"
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"He is."
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"Welcome."
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"Cam, let's help them with their trunk."
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"No!"
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"No? Okay, well, uh, here is the key."
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"-Here you are. -Thank you."
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"Tommy?"
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"Okay, what is that all about?"
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"I mean, three adults?"
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"Why doesn't Tommy have a last name?"
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"Why doesn't Tommy talk? Is he their captive?"
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"Is Mrs. Wilkerson their captive?"
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"Is the captive in the trunk?"
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"So there has to be a captive?"
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"Lately, we've been getting negative reviews"
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"-from some of our renters. -Say it."
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"And they tend to follow the common theme"
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"that the "bigger one" is "nosy.""
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"While others say the "orange fella""
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"is "standoffish and cold.""
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"Who says that?"
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"I'm saying it now."
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"[ Whirring, squeaking ]"
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"Okay, we need to find out what that is."
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"Cam, stay out of their business, all right?"
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"If we drop below three stars, we're gonna be stuck renting"
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"to chain smokers and pregnant foreigners"
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"trying to have their babies in America."
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"Mark down the time. I just turned into my father."
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