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Clips from The Odd Couple (1970) - Oscar's New Life (S01E01)

"I'm just down here while they're using"
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"my penthouse for a layout."
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"I'm doing a special issue"
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"on the sexual revolution"
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"that I've helped bring to this country."
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"That's all, honey, that's all."
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"Uh, save those cut hairs"
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"for my mother's scrapbook, will you?"
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"( intercom buzzes )"
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"( coughing )"
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"Anybody laugh?"
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"( laughing )"
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"There."
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"Hello?"
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"No, no, I'd like to do something, uh,"
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"that's more important, more significant."
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"What about, uh..."
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"what about nude astronauts?"
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"No, no."
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"Better yet, uh... now, this is beautiful."
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"Listen to this: nude astronettes."
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"Yeah, it is clever, isn't it? Yeah."
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"Had some of your stuff read to me."
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"It's good, boy."
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"Thank you."
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"It's good, clean, crisp, to the point."
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"Thank you very much."
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"Like Hemingway."
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"Thank you."
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"And, uh, myself."
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"That's why I'm prepared to offer you"
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"20% more than you earned on the paper."
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"You mean, to work on your staff?"
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"Mm-hmm. We need men like you at Harem."
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"Excuse me, honey."
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"I've even taken the liberty, uh..."
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"Here."
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"Thank you. Hmm."
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"Whoa."
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"Whoa?"
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"What's W-O?"
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"What? Wait a minute."
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"No, no, you see, you've got the cufflinks turned around."
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"It's, uh, O-M."
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"Oh."
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"( laughing )"
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"O-M. Yeah, yeah."
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"What's O-M?"
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"It's your initials."
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"My initials, because my name"
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"is Oscar Madison, of course."
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"Listen, if I'd known, I'd have worn a long-sleeved shirt."
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"Would you like a long-sleeved shirt?"
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"OSCAR: No, thanks. Are you sure?"
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"No, I got them at home... Brown ones, gray."
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"Got a lot of shirts."
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"Well, how about it?"
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"You going to join the team?"
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"Well, Mr. Buffingham, I really don't..."
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"Buffy."
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"B.B. Just call be "Buff.""
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"Buff. Buff."
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"Well, Buff, I'm afraid I'm going to have to say no."
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"Can't say no. Why not?"
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"I want you. Oh."
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"( intercom buzzes )"
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"I'm in conference now."
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"Don't bother me."
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"Look at 'em. Good, good."
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"Ten of the best. Yeah, I like them."
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"So do I. Tell you what I'll do."
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"I'll not only offer you 20% more"
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"than you were earning on your last job,"
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"plus an expense account, but also this office."
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"Well... nobody's perfect."
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"Write that down, honey."
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"Gives me a humble image."
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"You'd let me have this office?"
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"Mm."
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"Gee, I don't know."
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"See, I don't know if I'd fit in... I know."
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"You're a meticulous man."
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"You'd like to know more about the kind of people"
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"you're going to be working with."
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"I think you should meet some of your new staff."
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"Send Mr. Madison's staff in, please."
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"It'll be kicks."
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"OSCAR: She's nice... she's nice..."
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"What does she do?"
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"Most of the work."
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"Leave me any coffee?"
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"It's been ready for an hour."
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"Oh, boy."
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"9:00 in the morning,"
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"and he's still in his robe."
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"When do you get dressed?"
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"Well, Buffy took me aside."
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"He told me not to come in so early."
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"You know, loosen up, make my own hours."
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"What time do you go to work?"
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"I don't know, about 11:30, 12:00."
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"Will you do the breakfast dishes?"
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"No."
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"Hey, Felix, you know, you were right."
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"This is the greatest job in the world."
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"I'm glad you're happy."
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"Sports."
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"Listen, you've been promising to come to lunch all week."
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"What about this afternoon?"
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"What time?"
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"Oh, I don't know."
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"How does 3:00 sound to you?"
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"Sounds kind of late for lunch to me."
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"Felix, don't get caught up in that middle-class jazz..."
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"Eating at 9:00 and noon and 6:00."
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"You got to hang loose, let things happen."
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"That's the Harem philosophy."
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"Where's the sports?"
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"Well, I keep my meals at regular hours."
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"That's the Unger philosophy."
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