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Clips from Cheers - Coach Returns to Action (S01E01)

"Carla, Coach is too shy to ask Nina out."
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"Come on, will you? Who wants to date me? I'm over the hill."
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"Nothing could be further from the truth. I'd go out with you."
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"- Really? - I would, too."
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"See? And we all know how fussy Carla is."
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"- You're not just saying this? - No."
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"Coach, you're a cutie. Come on over here, cutie."
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"Look at you. What a hunk!"
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"You're a pin-up guy. Look at those shoulders."
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"Stop it, the two of you."
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"Who is that stud?"
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"I'm no Harold Flynn, but it's OK."
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"Coach, it's Errol Flynn."
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"No, Harold Flynn. He used to play second base for Chicago."
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"Good look, no hit."
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"Diane, Carla,"
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"I'm gonna do it."
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"Just give me a few minutes to spruce up."
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"Listen, Coach, that's great. I'll make sure Nina sticks around."
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"I can't believe the graffiti in this place."
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"Adolescent men are..."
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"What is it?"
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""For a good time, call Diane Chambers. ""
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"Thank God they got the number wrong."
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"I got it right off your application."
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"- Carla, how could you? - Last time I play Cupid for you."
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"After our moonlight drive up to the Cape,"
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"we'll check into separate rooms,"
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"one for us, one for our toothbrushes."
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"- I wish you could bottle that charm. - Is that right?"
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"Then I could put a cork in it."
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"Sammy? Could I get a beer down here?"
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"I'll be back."
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"Tell me you're not in trouble."
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"Tell me you're playing around with her, or I can't go on."
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"I'm just playing with her."
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"Just playing around with her..."
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"Give up. It takes a big man to admit he's a small person."
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"And now Harvard Yard."
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"It was here that in 1535"
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"John Harvard raised his eyes to heaven and announced..."
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"Line up, the can is fixed."
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"I let you do this one time but no more. I don't want you come back."
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"Sorry about this. They're studying for finals."
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"Let's give a little consideration and tiptoe out."
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"Seems like all we've done all day long was go from one bar to another."
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"What do you want for eight bucks? Minutemen?"
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"Move it."
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"Nina, your super called. Your heat's back on."
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"Thanks, Carla."
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"I sense that we've had some trouble hitting it off tonight"
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"but I think I know why."
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"Put aside for now my technique, my style, my smooth manner."
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"Put aside my hair, my teeth, my physique."
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"Put all that aside and what have you got?"
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"Nothing."
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"I didn't feel like being with a woman tonight. Goodnight, Nina."
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"It turns out we were cousins."
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"Nina, can you wait just a minute? The Coach wanted to say goodbye."
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"OK."
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"I give up. The woman's undateable."
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"Undateable, Sam? I don't think so."
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"In fact, I have a hunch you're about to see that woman swept off her feet."
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"You're crazy."
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"It may seem impossible to you, one whose idea of romance"
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"is a floormat and The Bolero played at 78,..."
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".. but you are about to see a man get a date"
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"using nothing but sincerity and his own feelings."
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"She's kinky, huh?"
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"- The Coach? - He's crazy about her."
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"I'd have told you but he swore me to secrecy."
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"- He's been building up his courage. - Stop him, she'll crush him."
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"Nina?"
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"Ernie. I was waiting to say goodnight."
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"Listen, Nina, I want to say something."
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"Look, I'm not a rich guy, and I'm no brain."
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"I'm just an average guy."
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"But I like you and I'd like to go out and do things with you."
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"Would you have dinner with me tonight?"
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"That's sweet of you, but I've got a lot of unpacking to do, but thanks."
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"Yea. Sure."
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"Coach."
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"Look, I got shot down, too."
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"Listen. There are some women in this world you can't get to."
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"- She's all of them. - I made reservations upstairs."
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"Goodnight. It was nice to meet you all."
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"- Goodnight, Ernie. - Bye, Nina."
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"Coach!"
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"- He's out like a light. - Wake up."
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"Ernie, are you alright?"
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"- Are you OK? - I'm just a little woozy."
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"- Coach, let me take you home. - Let me, I live there, anyway."
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"- You've got all that unpacking. - Don't be silly."
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"This is a lot more important than unpacking."
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"Works every time."
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"Sam,... I might not be in tomorrow morning."
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