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Clips from Patch Adams

Movies 1998 115 min ★ 6.9/10 (131,956 ratings) 1,706 clips
Drama Comedy Biography

Credits

[ Man ] All of life is a coming home.
"[ Man ] All of life is a coming home."
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Salesmen, secretaries, coal miners, beekeepers, sword swallowers--
"Salesmen, secretaries, coal miners, beekeepers, sword swallowers--"
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all of us.
"all of us."
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All the restless hearts of the world...
"All the restless hearts of the world..."
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all trying to find a way home.
"all trying to find a way home."
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It's hard to describe what I felt like then.
"It's hard to describe what I felt like then."
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Picture yourself walking for days in a driving snow.
"Picture yourself walking for days in a driving snow."
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You don't even know you're walking in circles--
"You don't even know you're walking in circles--"
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the heaviness of your legs in the drifts;
"the heaviness of your legs in the drifts;"
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your shouts disappearing into the wind.
"your shouts disappearing into the wind."
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How small you can feel.
"How small you can feel."
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How far away home can be.
"How far away home can be."
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Home.
"Home."
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The dictionary defines it as both a place of origin...
"The dictionary defines it as both a place of origin..."
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and a goal or destination.
"and a goal or destination."
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And the storm ?
"And the storm ?"
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The storm was all in my mind.
"The storm was all in my mind."
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Or, as the poet Dante put it...
"Or, as the poet Dante put it..."
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"In the middle of the journey of my life I found myself in a dark wood...
""In the middle of the journey of my life I found myself in a dark wood..."
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for I had lost the right path."
"for I had lost the right path.""
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Eventually I would find the right path...
"Eventually I would find the right path..."
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but in the most unlikely place.
"but in the most unlikely place."
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How many fingers do you see ?
"How many fingers do you see ?"
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You crazy-- Stop sneakin' up on me like that.
"You crazy-- Stop sneakin' up on me like that."
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How many ?
"How many ?"
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- Four. - Four ?
"- Four. - Four ?"
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Four ? [ Grumbles ]
"Four ? [ Grumbles ]"
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Another idiot.
"Another idiot."
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You gon' love it here.
"You gon' love it here."
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Got a new one, Jane. Hunter Adams.
"Got a new one, Jane. Hunter Adams."
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Self-committed. Suicidal. Slate him with Dr. Prack.
"Self-committed. Suicidal. Slate him with Dr. Prack."
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[ Jane ] All right.
"[ Jane ] All right."
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Hey, Rudy ! What's the word, my man ?
"Hey, Rudy ! What's the word, my man ?"
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He ain't left that bed in three weeks. He won't give you any trouble.
"He ain't left that bed in three weeks. He won't give you any trouble."
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He needs another bedpan. They're in the closet. Wake-up is 7:00 a.m.
"He needs another bedpan. They're in the closet. Wake-up is 7:00 a.m."
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Excuse me.
"Excuse me."
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Is there any way I could have my own room ?
"Is there any way I could have my own room ?"
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Oh, absolutely.
"Oh, absolutely."
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Just call the concierge and ask for a suite overlooking the fountain.
"Just call the concierge and ask for a suite overlooking the fountain."
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No, l-l prefer the cabana room.
"No, l-l prefer the cabana room."
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- [ Snickers ] - Get some sleep.
"- [ Snickers ] - Get some sleep."
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[ Door Locks ]
"[ Door Locks ]"
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Hi.
"Hi."
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Hi.
"Hi."
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You're, um...
"You're, um..."
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you're a lot... fuzzier than my last roommate.
"you're a lot... fuzzier than my last roommate."
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Oh. Yeah.
"Oh. Yeah."
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Keeps me warm.
"Keeps me warm."
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Aaaah !
"Aaaah !"
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[ Continues Screaming ]
"[ Continues Screaming ]"
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- What's wrong ? - Get 'em away !
"- What's wrong ? - Get 'em away !"
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- Get what away ? - Get 'em-- Get 'em away !
"- Get what away ? - Get 'em-- Get 'em away !"
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- Okay, I'm gonna have to-- - You traitor !
"- Okay, I'm gonna have to-- - You traitor !"
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You brought 'em with you when you opened the door !
"You brought 'em with you when you opened the door !"
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- Who ? - [ Whimpering ]
"- Who ? - [ Whimpering ]"
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[ Screaming Continues ]
"[ Screaming Continues ]"
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We need help in here !
"We need help in here !"
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Somebody !
"Somebody !"
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[ Screaming, Shouting ]
"[ Screaming, Shouting ]"
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- All right. - No ! No ! No !
"- All right. - No ! No ! No !"
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They'll get me ! Don't take me down ! They'll get me ! No !
"They'll get me ! Don't take me down ! They'll get me ! No !"
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Don't let the squirrels get me ! Please !
"Don't let the squirrels get me ! Please !"
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Don't let the squirrels get me !
"Don't let the squirrels get me !"
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- [ Serum Injecting ] - Aaah ! [ Sobbing ]
"- [ Serum Injecting ] - Aaah ! [ Sobbing ]"
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That was a squirrel bite ! [ Whimpering ]
"That was a squirrel bite ! [ Whimpering ]"
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[ Whispers ] Squirrels.
"[ Whispers ] Squirrels."
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[ Adams ] My father died when I was nine.
"[ Adams ] My father died when I was nine."
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He was in the army. He wasn't home very much.
"He was in the army. He wasn't home very much."
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Two weeks before he died...
"Two weeks before he died..."
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he told me that in the Korean War...
"he told me that in the Korean War..."
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it felt like he'd lost his soul.
"it felt like he'd lost his soul."
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All this time I thought it was me.
"All this time I thought it was me."
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I moved seven times in the last year.
"I moved seven times in the last year."
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I've, uh, had several jobs.
"I've, uh, had several jobs."
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Nothing seemed to fit.
"Nothing seemed to fit."
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I don't seem to fit.
"I don't seem to fit."
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And when your father died, how did that make you feel ?
"And when your father died, how did that make you feel ?"
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I don't know. I was nine.
"I don't know. I was nine."
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It was like there was this distinction, suddenly...
"It was like there was this distinction, suddenly..."
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between you and the rest of the world.
"between you and the rest of the world."
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I looked around me.
"I looked around me."
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Life went on just like it did before.
"Life went on just like it did before."
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But it wasn't like it was before.
"But it wasn't like it was before."
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My uncle helped. He would visit.
"My uncle helped. He would visit."
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He at least listened.
"He at least listened."
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And I thought...
"And I thought..."
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if I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon, or at least Uranus.
"if I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon, or at least Uranus."
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But if I couldn't do that at least I could use my penis as a pogo stick...
"But if I couldn't do that at least I could use my penis as a pogo stick..."
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and that might be a way of getting around.
"and that might be a way of getting around."
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I'm sorry ?
"I'm sorry ?"
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Yes, that's good. Mm-hmm.
"Yes, that's good. Mm-hmm."
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Well, I think you're making fine progress, Hunter. We'll talk later in group.
"Well, I think you're making fine progress, Hunter. We'll talk later in group."
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Thank you.
"Thank you."
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[ Patients Muttering, Whimpering ]
"[ Patients Muttering, Whimpering ]"
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Four. Four ? Four !
"Four. Four ? Four !"
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Ohh ! Four ! Ohh !
"Ohh ! Four ! Ohh !"
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You are all insane ! Insane ! Four !
"You are all insane ! Insane ! Four !"
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Arthur Mendelson.
"Arthur Mendelson."
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The Arthur Mendelson ?
"The Arthur Mendelson ?"
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Brand Beaton Industries.
"Brand Beaton Industries."
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Guy was one of the most innovative minds of our time.
"Guy was one of the most innovative minds of our time."
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Look at him now. He can't even count the windows.
"Look at him now. He can't even count the windows."
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[ Mutters ]
"[ Mutters ]"
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God. What happened to him ? Why is he here ?
"God. What happened to him ? Why is he here ?"
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Self-committed. Genius syndrome. Howard Hughes-type shit.
"Self-committed. Genius syndrome. Howard Hughes-type shit."
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Constantly digging into the creative potential of the human mind.
"Constantly digging into the creative potential of the human mind."
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[ Muttering Continues ]
"[ Muttering Continues ]"
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I guess he dug too deep.
"I guess he dug too deep."
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[ Mendelson Chuckles ] This is real wood.
"[ Mendelson Chuckles ] This is real wood."
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Rowff ! [ Continues Muttering ]
"Rowff ! [ Continues Muttering ]"
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[ Humming ]
"[ Humming ]"
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W-Why are we meeting in here ? It's cramped.
"W-Why are we meeting in here ? It's cramped."
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Well, Everton, we're meeting in here so that Rudy can participate.
"Well, Everton, we're meeting in here so that Rudy can participate."
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- It's cramped. - Does anyone else have a thought on that ?
"- It's cramped. - Does anyone else have a thought on that ?"
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- Cramped ! - I think he has a question.
"- Cramped ! - I think he has a question."
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[ Patients Laughing ]
"[ Patients Laughing ]"
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Do you find that funny, Hunter, making fun of a man's infirmity ?
"Do you find that funny, Hunter, making fun of a man's infirmity ?"
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Maybe he does have a question. He's alive.
"Maybe he does have a question. He's alive."
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- He's catatonic. - Well, he still has a brain.
"- He's catatonic. - Well, he still has a brain."
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- Maybe he wants to participate too. - [ Rudy ] Yeah.
"- Maybe he wants to participate too. - [ Rudy ] Yeah."
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