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Clips from Cheers - Pick a Con... Any Con (S01E01)

- George, you need a ride downtown? - They're onto us, Harry.

"- George, you need a ride downtown? - They're onto us, Harry."

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- Onto what? - They figured out our little prank.

"- Onto what? - They figured out our little prank."

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Come on, Sam. Times are hard. A guy's gotta do what he can.

"Come on, Sam. Times are hard. A guy's gotta do what he can."

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Harry, l was never much of a team player,

"Harry, l was never much of a team player,"

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especially with Boston small-timers.

"especially with Boston small-timers."

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Why don't you and me play a little one-on-one for the whole jackpot.

"Why don't you and me play a little one-on-one for the whole jackpot."

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You know, Mole, l was never too impressed by Arizona hustlers,

"You know, Mole, l was never too impressed by Arizona hustlers,"

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except they got good sinuses.

"except they got good sinuses."

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You're on.

"You're on."

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- Mind if l deal? - No.

"- Mind if l deal? - No."

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- What's the game? - Five-card draw, no limit.

"- What's the game? - Five-card draw, no limit."

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- Here's your half. - Fine.

"- Here's your half. - Fine."

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- Ante's a yard. - What?

"- Ante's a yard. - What?"

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$1 00. Pay attention.

"$1 00. Pay attention."

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l'll bet two.

"l'll bet two."

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lt's covered. What do you need?

"lt's covered. What do you need?"

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One.

"One."

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Dealer takes one.

"Dealer takes one."

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George, did you see that?

"George, did you see that?"

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Yes, l did, Coach.

"Yes, l did, Coach."

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l scratched my nose because it was itchy.

"l scratched my nose because it was itchy."

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- Right. l saw you do that. - lt was really itchy, George.

"- Right. l saw you do that. - lt was really itchy, George."

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- That's why you scratched it. - Exactly.

"- That's why you scratched it. - Exactly."

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Stimulating conversation. We playing cards or what?

"Stimulating conversation. We playing cards or what?"

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- lt's George's bet. - Harry, let's stop fooling around.

"- lt's George's bet. - Harry, let's stop fooling around."

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l'm going into my private stash.

"l'm going into my private stash."

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Ten grand.

"Ten grand."

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l like those socks.

"l like those socks."

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Covered.

"Covered."

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Three little ladies.

"Three little ladies."

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- Four threes? - That can't be.

"- Four threes? - That can't be."

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Seeing is believing, Mole.

"Seeing is believing, Mole."

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- Why did you make the bet? - Because you scratched your nose.

"- Why did you make the bet? - Because you scratched your nose."

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But l told you why l scratched my nose.

"But l told you why l scratched my nose."

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That does it. l never wanna see you come through that door again.

"That does it. l never wanna see you come through that door again."

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Don't worry, Malone, you won't.

"Don't worry, Malone, you won't."

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You caused me to lose a fortune, you old fool.

"You caused me to lose a fortune, you old fool."

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You're a stupid, blundering moron who deserves to lose his money.

"You're a stupid, blundering moron who deserves to lose his money."

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What a night.

"What a night."

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l don't believe the whole thing happened.

"l don't believe the whole thing happened."

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l feel so used.

"l feel so used."

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What are you doing?

"What are you doing?"

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Sammy, l think he's snapped.

"Sammy, l think he's snapped."

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He's laughing.

"He's laughing."

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- What are you laughing at? - That.

"- What are you laughing at? - That."

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One born every minute.

"One born every minute."

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We did it, Harry.

"We did it, Harry."

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There's your money. Who wants to play double or nothing?

"There's your money. Who wants to play double or nothing?"

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You had George conned that you two were working together

"You had George conned that you two were working together"

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while it was you and Coach?

"while it was you and Coach?"

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- You're not even close. - Yeah, he is.

"- You're not even close. - Yeah, he is."

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That's it exactly.

"That's it exactly."

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Come on, everybody, coffee's on me.

"Come on, everybody, coffee's on me."

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So only you and Coach knew about this?

"So only you and Coach knew about this?"

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Why didn't you let us in on it?

"Why didn't you let us in on it?"

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l didn't think you were bright enough to pull it off.

"l didn't think you were bright enough to pull it off."

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l still don't like you.

"l still don't like you."

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You feeling lucky tonight?

"You feeling lucky tonight?"

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What you got in mind?

"What you got in mind?"

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A game of chance, simple cut of the cards.

"A game of chance, simple cut of the cards."

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What are the stakes?

"What are the stakes?"

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lf l win, l get to go to bed with you.

"lf l win, l get to go to bed with you."

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- What if l win? - You get to go to bed with me.

"- What if l win? - You get to go to bed with me."

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Forget it.

"Forget it."

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l understand. You'd rather earn it.

"l understand. You'd rather earn it."

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