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Clips from Atlanta - Alligator Man (S02E02)

"Ma'am, do you live here?"
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"No. She don't live here."
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"I'm fucking the bitch. That's the deal."
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"-Okay? No crime. -We were called."
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"Negative. Please step out into the lawn."
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"I'm gonna leave the safety of my house"
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"to step out on the lawn with y'all for no reason?"
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"I ain't... No. No. No."
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"I'm not finna do that. I know how the law work."
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"If you're trying to arrest me,"
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"you got to get a complaint from her,"
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"and then it's got to be filled out and signed."
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"-That's how the law works. -No, sir."
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"That's not how it works."
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"Comply or we will put you in cuffs."
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"Put me in what?"
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"Willy, you-you-you better go on and talk to them."
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"WILLY: I'm not talking to these sons of bitches about nothing,"
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"'cause I ain't do nothing."
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"And if they keep on trying to act like"
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"they're gonna come in here and get me,"
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"then I'll let that alligator loose and"
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"-see what they do about that. -You don't have an alligator."
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"-Yes, he do! -He do got an alligator."
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"That's the alligator man."
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"Them children ain't lying to you."
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"I'm the alligator man. Okay?"
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"So, now, just leave me alone,"
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"won't be no gator. All right?"
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"We'll shoot your goddamn alligator."
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"Well, do it. I want to see it!"
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"Do it!"
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"I don't know what you trying to pull."
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"All I know is I ain't got"
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"to do shit 'cause I ain't done shit."
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"Kiss my black ass."
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"Hey, how's it going? That's my uncle."
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"He's a veteran. Please don't shoot him."
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"Hey, look, we need him to step out here or we will tase him."
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"I know, I get it. I-I don't want this"
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"to become a big thing, okay? Just give me five minutes,"
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"I'll talk to him. He's not dangerous."
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"He's-he's just unstable, all right?"
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"Hey... is there an alligator in there?"
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"Yeah."
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"Is he friendly with you?"
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"No."
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"Five-Five minutes."
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"-Just give me five minutes. -Shit."
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"Willy, you got to get out there. I don't want shit to get crazy."
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"I don't know, it's already crazy up in here, bro."
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"This nigga got a full-grown caiman in here"
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"-surrounded by chicken carcasses. -(sniffs)"
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"Shit's like an Azealia Banks Snapchat."
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"(pounding on door)"
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"I'm on probation. I can't go to jail, all right?"
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"If there's gonna be a shootout, I need to get out of here."
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"A shootout?"
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"Nigga, I'm not crazy."
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"I'm not Florida Man."
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"I just know the law."
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"As long as I didn't do shit, all I got to do is stay in my house."
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"Look, I don't know if you're high right now,"
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"but you're getting on my last nerve."
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"Uh-oh."
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"Fulton County has no problem"
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"coming in here and cuffing all of us."
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"-Okay? Don't be a... -(pounding, growling)"
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"DARIUS: Oh, hoo-hoo."
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"Don't be an idiot."
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"How you trying to tell me about myself?"
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"You're homeless, Earn. You don't even have"
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"a mirror to look at yourself."
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"Here."
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"I know you all about your principles..."
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"...but can we just please, just listen to Earn"
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"so we can get out of here. It's four cops"
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"on the other side of that door."
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"You know if they come in here,"
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"they're gonna get your ass on a whole lot of other shit."
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"You lying-ass bitch."
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"-I knew it. -You mother..."
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"Mama, I hate you, Willy."
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"Don't you never come back to my house no more."
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"And I hope they blow your motherfuckin' ass"
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"-to smithereens. -You better hope they do, bitch."
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"You better hope they do."
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"This nigga kidnapped me."
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"What the hell is wrong with you?"
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"Really, man? Huh?"
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"What are you wilin' out for?"
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"-You on probation. Just leave a nigga. -Nah."
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"The person who owns this house"
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"said I had to make sure you were okay."
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"Uh-huh."
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"You scared."
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"You got to stay on his good side now."
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"'Cause he's Mr. Moneybags."
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"Remember, Uncle Jarvis used to manage Damon"
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"when he was in that group."
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"Now they don't even talk no more."
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"'Cause you find out family is business."
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"No, that's not it."
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"-Oh, really? -Yeah."
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"What I'm scared of is being you."
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"You know, someone everybody knew was smart, but ended up being"
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"a know-it-all, fuck-up jay that just let shit happen to him."
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"Damn."
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"* So nice... *"
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"Uh, see, the vibe here"
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"is just feeling more and more like jail."
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"So I'm gonna..."
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"Yeah, I'll meet you in the car."
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"-Cool. Cool. -Cool."
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"* That I've never felt... *"
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"I didn't do shit."
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"Willy."
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"* No, it's not the... *"
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"Willy."
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"* Feeling I had... *"
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