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Clips from Atlanta - Alligator Man (S02E02)
"(door shuts)"
Atlanta
"(hip-hop playing faintly)"
Atlanta
"EARN: Hey."
Atlanta
"What's up, Al?"
Atlanta
"'Sup?"
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"(exhales) What'd y'all do last night?"
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"Went to Edgewood? Tear the club up?"
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"House arrest."
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"Yeah, I know."
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"I was joking."
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"You want to try one of these sliders, bro?"
Atlanta
"Yeah, yeah."
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"Have a seat."
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"Be careful."
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"It's very, very cold."
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"Hey, can you, um,"
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"you still give me a ride to the P.O.?"
Atlanta
"Oh. Mm-hmm."
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"Yeah, I'll go and get ready."
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"Hey, Al."
Atlanta
"What's going on with you and Darius?"
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"I don't want to talk about it."
Atlanta
"All right."
Atlanta
"Hey, Earn."
Atlanta
"Hey. What's up, Regina?"
Atlanta
"My name's Tara."
Atlanta
"Who's Regina?"
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"(exhales, chuckles)"
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"Uh, I'm sorry. Yeah, I always think that."
Atlanta
"I know you're Tara. You're Tara."
Atlanta
"I just... (chuckles)"
Atlanta
"You remind me of this girl named Regina"
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"I went to high school with."
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"Every time I see you, I'm like,"
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""Tara's not Regina." It's crazy, 'cause you..."
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"She was so cool."
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"Shut up, Earn."
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"(mouths)"
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"Here you go, baby."
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"(grunts)"
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"Darius is ready."
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"Cool."
Atlanta
"Thank you."
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"Hey."
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"I don't know"
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"what's going on with you two,"
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"but I love you both."
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"(snorts, laughing)"
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"Nigga, what?"
Atlanta
"Man, get your boy."
Atlanta
"(laughing)"
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"(sighs): He's crazy."
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"* Blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, hot head, oh, no *"
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"* Pedagogue grab the microphone, and go *"
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"* Blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo *"
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"* Oh, no, blo, blo, blo, hot head, oh, no *"
Atlanta
"* Pedagogue grab the microphone, and go *"
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"-* Blo, blo, blo, blo, blo * -Is Tara staying with you guys?"
Atlanta
"-* Oh, no, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo * -Huh?"
Atlanta
"-* Oh, no, clip a hundred doves * -Is Tara staying over?"
Atlanta
"* Oh, no, blo, blo, blo, hot head... *"
Atlanta
"-(music stops) -Is Tara staying o... is Tar..."
Atlanta
"-Is Tara staying over? So... -Oh."
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"'Cause if she's not, uh, can I stay over for a little bit?"
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"I don't know, man."
Atlanta
"You got to talk to Al."
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"Yeah. What's going on with you two?"
Atlanta
"I don't want to talk about it."
Atlanta
"How's your parents?"
Atlanta
"(clicks tongue) Good. Good."
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"They're driving to Florida right now"
Atlanta
"to visit my uncle who's dying."
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"Oh, Florida, huh?"
Atlanta
"Better make sure you tell them to watch out for Florida Man."
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"What's Florida Man?"
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"DARIUS: Florida Man is responsible"
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"for a large percentage of abnormal incidents"
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"that occur in Florida."
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"Think of him as a..."
Atlanta
"alt-right Johnny Appleseed."
Atlanta
"No one knows his true identity,"
Atlanta
"date of birth, what he looks like."
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"That's why headlines always say, "Florida Man.""
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""Florida Man shoots unarmed black teenager.""
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""Florida Man bursts into ex's delivery room,"
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"and fights new boyfriend as she's giving birth.""
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""Florida Man steals a car, goes to Checkers.""
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"MAN: Fries!"
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""Florida Man beats a flamingo to death.""
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""Florida Man found eating another man's face.""
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"-No. No. -Yes."
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"-Yes, it's true. -No."
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"Him, the state government-- fucking cahoots."
Atlanta
"Why would anyone even do that? (chuckles)"
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"To prevent black people from coming to"
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"and/or registering to vote in Florida, Earn. Come on."
Atlanta
"-Of course. -Yeah."
Atlanta
"You want to turn the music back on?"
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"-Yeah, sure. -Yeah."
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"* Blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, oh, no. *"
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"Earnest Marks. First-time offender."
Atlanta
"Narcotics possession with intent to sell?"
Atlanta
"Um, half a joint."
Atlanta
"Plus they said the charge don't even count,"
Atlanta
"as long as I don't get charged again."
Atlanta
"Unless you get arrested again, not charged."
Atlanta
"One's easier than the other."
Atlanta
"You've already paid your entrance fee."
Atlanta
"Yeah, my jail entrance fee. (laughs)"
Atlanta
"We'll need $50 for the mandatory anti-drug class materials"
Atlanta
"and each class is $25, so that's..."
Atlanta
"$325 plus the $50,"
Atlanta
"$375 in total. Are you able to pay this amount at this time?"
Atlanta
"No."
Atlanta
"A payment plan will be set up"
Atlanta
"for the remainder of your classes."
Atlanta
"Please pay promptly, or a warrant"
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"will be issued for your arrest."
Atlanta
"Would I even have to show up for these classes"
Atlanta
"if I paid for the whole thing in full?"
Atlanta
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