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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - The Gang Buys a Roller Rink (S15E15)

"♪ Take this pink ribbon off my eyes ♪"
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"♪ Don't you think I know ♪"
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"♪ Exactly where I stand? ♪"
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"♪ This world is forcing me to hold ♪"
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"♪ Your hand ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause I'm just a girl... ♪"
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"Look at her go, man. Yeah, she's really flying, huh?"
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"Imagine if she didn't have to slow down for her friends."
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"She doesn't have to. No, no, no."
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"I-I... When she asked me to tighten her skates,"
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"I secretly loosened them, you know,"
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"'cause real friends don't slow each other down, right?"
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"- They help them soar. - ♪ ...let me have any rights... ♪"
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"Oh. Oh! [SCREAMS]"
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"- Oh! - Oh, shit! - Ooh!"
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"MAC: Goddamn."
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"Ooh. That was brutal."
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"You all right?"
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"Hey. Stop it! Get off me, bitch!"
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"[PANTING]"
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"Hey, sis, are-are you okay?"
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"You hit your head pretty hard there."
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"Yeah, I'm fine, you small-haired cunt."
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"- Whoa. - What? Excuse me?"
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"It was a joke, okay?"
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"Oh, you don't understand humor?"
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"It was a joke. That's why she was..."
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"- Oh. - Oh. [CHUCKLES]"
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"Hey-hey, Dee, um, we're gonna buy the rink."
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"[MOCKINGLY]: Oh, oh, oh, are you?"
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"Yeah, we could really use your positive attitude."
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"[NORMAL VOICE]: You know what you could also use?"
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"A breath mint 'cause your mouth smells"
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"like you just ate a giant slice of shit pizza."
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"Okay, I'm confused, Dee. D-Do you want to be in?"
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"N-N-N-N-No, Charlie."
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"Thank you, anyway, but I don't want to be involved"
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"with you losers, okay? 'Cause you're losers."
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"I'm moving to Hollywood."
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"I'm gonna get rich, I'm gonna get famous,"
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"and I'm probably gonna marry Scott Wolf."
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"Get out of my way, bitch! Leave me alone!"
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"Sweet Dee is not being very sweet."
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"You know what? She just got her bell rung."
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"She's gonna be fine."
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"Oh, dude, that's what it is, right?"
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"I-I'm sure by tomorrow it'll wear off,"
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"- and she'll be back to spreading her sunshine again, right? - Yeah."
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"- Yeah. - All right, come on, let's go buy this rink."
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"- Yeah. Let's do it. - All right. Let's go buy a roller rink."
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"Smokey!"
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"You want to buy my joint?"
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"Absolutely, Smokey. I mean, look, uh,"
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"we heard you're selling it, and we-we want to be the buyers."
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"Yeah, and we will pay any price."
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"Yeah. Well, well, hang-hang on a second."
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"No, we won't pay any price."
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"We'll pay the appropriate price for a roller rink."
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"The rink? [SCOFFS]"
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"I don't own this place."
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"I just work here for the free parking."
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"- Oh. - Oh."
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"I own the bar around the corner."
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"- There's a bar around the corner? - Yeah."
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"Yeah."
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"That place is a real dump."
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"- Oh. Okay. Uh... - Okay."
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"- Uh, we'll take it. Any price. - Well, well, hang on a second."
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"- We don't know if we'll take it. We haven't even seen it yet. - Stop saying that."
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"You are a terrible negotiator. How do you...?"
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"He's a really bad drug dealer, too, man."
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"Paddy's, huh?"
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"You guys like that name?"
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"- No. - No. - No, right?"
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"- No, it's terrible. - It's pretty bad. - We'll change it."
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"- Yeah. - Definitely. First thing we do."
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"- Yeah. - Mm-hmm."
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"- Should we check it out? - Yeah."
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"Smells like fish. You guys smell that?"
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"- Yeah. - It does smell like fish."
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"- Get a cooler sign, you know? - Yeah."
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"'Cause it's kind of, like, old and wooden."
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"Huh."
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"Yeah, uh..."
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"DENNIS: I mean, you know,"
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"doesn't-doesn't quite have the same pageantry"
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"as a roller rink, but, uh..."
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"Well, there's a-a palpable sadness in here."
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"- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I feel that."
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"- And a stink, right? Like... Yeah. - Yeah."
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"But that said, I mean, you know, it's got potential."
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"Right. It doesn't have to be this, right?"
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"Like, check it out."
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"We could gut this place, make it totally our own, right?"
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"- Yes. Yes! - Make it whatever we want. - Yes."
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"Yes. We could become really successful bar owners, right?"
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"- Of course we could, dude. - Like, the most"
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"successful bar owners in all of South Philadelphia,"
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"- in all of the country. - That's reasonable."
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"Guys, mark my words,"
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"when we're finished with this place,"
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"you're not even gonna recognize it."
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"- I got a lot of things wrong. - Yeah."
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"Yeah. We really didn't change that much."
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"No. No, you haven't even changed clothes, for instance."
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"You're still wearing the same sweatshirt."
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"- [LAUGHS] - Hey, can I talk to you guys"
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"about the, uh, percentage shares of the bar for a second?"
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"Oh, shit. Uh..."
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"Sandwiches. [STAMMERS] We were gonna get..."
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"Oh, yeah, we-we got, uh, sandwiches."
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"- Yeah, we got sandwiches from a place, and, uh... - Are you hungry?"
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"Yeah, you hungry? You want a sandwich?"
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"- You're gonna have to pay for it. - Let's get Charlie a sandwich."
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"I'm gonna check the sandwich thing out."
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"♪ Don't it always seem to go ♪"
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"♪ That you don't know what you've got till it's gone? ♪"
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"♪ They paved paradise, put up a parking lot ♪"
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"♪ Ooh, bop-bop-bop-bop ♪"
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