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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - The Gang Buys a Roller Rink (S15E15)

"I f... I feel like I just watched you"
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"have sex with a prostitute."
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"- Yeah. - Why?"
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"What do you mean why? It was your idea."
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"[STAMMERS] I didn't want to watch you have sex."
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"I didn't want you to watch me have sex, either."
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"I thought you were gonna show me what you do at work."
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"This is what I do at work."
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"Well... [SCOFFS] does Mom know about this?"
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"Don't bring your mother into this."
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"I'm not gonna let you watch next time."
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"I don't want to watch next time!"
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"I didn't want to watch this time!"
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"All right, look, you're officially fired."
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"What-what?"
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"This is not working out for me, Dennis. You-you..."
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"you watched me bang, I mean, and now you're whining."
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"You're gonna go cry to your mommy. It's too much."
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"I don't even know what it is I'm being fired from."
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"Look... Here."
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"Here's five grand."
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"What-what is this?"
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"That's to keep your mouth shut. That's your paycheck."
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"I-I don't understand. What is happening?"
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"- That's your severance pay. - My sever..."
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"Go on."
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"I don't understand any of this!"
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"♪"
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"Sup, son. I'm having the best night."
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"I just sold two ounces of Compton Endo."
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"Yeah, well, all right,"
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"I-I hate to rain on your drug-dealing parade, but, um,"
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"Smokey's selling this joint, man."
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"So what? I could deal drugs wherever."
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"Hey, you should come work for me, man."
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"I'm making mad Benjamins, son."
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"Holy shit."
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"Whoa, dude, there's got to be, like, $80 in there."
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"It's $4,000, Charlie."
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"Yeah, I made it in, like, two hours."
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"- Are you serious? - Yeah."
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"Shit, man, but, like, isn't dealing drugs,"
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"isn't that kind of dangerous?"
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"Damn straight it is, Charlie."
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"That's why I got myself a gat."
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"[WHISPERS]: Dude. You have a gun?"
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"Yeah. [CHUCKLES] Cool, huh?"
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"Put that shit away, all right?"
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"Don't let Smokey see you with that."
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"- Oh. - Oh."
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"- Hey, guys. - Hey, Sweet Dee. - Hey, Dee."
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"Charlie, can you tighten the axle nuts on these?"
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"My friends and I are working on sort of a farewell routine."
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"Oh, got to tighten them Dee's nuts."
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"[MAC CHUCKLES]"
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"Dee's nuts."
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"They're your nuts, so I said, "Dee's nuts." Like..."
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"Yeah, I-I'm sorry. I just don't find crass humor that funny."
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"- Yeah. - Oh, yeah, sorry."
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"Oh, yeah. Um, but, Dee, just a quick heads-up,"
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"like, if I tighten up these nuts, it's gonna..."
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"- Dee's nuts. Now I said it. - [LAUGHS]"
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"[LAUGHS] That happens."
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"I'm so sorry. But-but in all seriousness,"
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"if-if I do tighten up the, uh,"
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"the axle nuts, it's gonna slow you down."
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"I know. The thing is, my friends,"
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"they're just not as fast as me,"
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"and I don't want to hurt their self-esteem,"
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"so I just figured if I make myself slower, everyone's happy."
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"- Oh, that's super nice of you. - Oh, yeah."
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"Hey, and don't forget, positive energy."
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"- Positive energy. - Cool. - Positive."
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"- [PAGER BEEPING] - There's my beeper. - Oh, shit."
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"That thing is really cool. I'll admit that."
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"Cool? Charlie, in 20 years,"
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"everybody's gonna have a beeper. Mark my words."
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"Yeah, yeah. Also, you keep saying that, and I don't know"
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"if you're, like, fully expecting me to, like,"
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"mark these words down 'cause I don't have, like, a pen on me."
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"Okay, come on, let's go. They're-they're outside."
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"Yeah, okay. Uh, all right. Stepping away, Smoke."
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"All right, be cool. Just play it cool, man."
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"Yeah, I'm just nervous, dude. I've never done something"
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"against the law, really, like this."
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"Nah, it's-it's-it's not that hard."
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"It's not that hard. Oh, here they come."
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"- Here they come. - Is this the guy?"
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"- These are our guys? - Yeah, I think that's him. Yeah."
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"Yeah, that's him. Okay."
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"It's very easy. It's very easy."
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"- Just walk up there, you say, "How much?" - Mm-hmm."
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""How much do you want?""
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"- They tell you, and then... - Uh-huh."
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"...you throw the bags in, they throw the money out,"
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"and that's it. End of transaction."
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"Okay, cool. I-I can do that."
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"And then, um, maybe I'll introduce myself, too?"
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"Put a name to the face 'cause customer service is important."
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"- No. - Um..."
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"No, no, don't do that because it's not."
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"It's a drug deal."
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"Yeah, but if they don't feel comfortable, you know, like,"
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"knowing me, they might not return as customers."
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"You don't want them to know you."
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"They will return, no matter what,"
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"because they're addicted to the drugs."
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"- Oh. - That's how it works."
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"- Oh. Okay, cool. - Yeah."
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"One more thing."
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"- Take off the skates. - Yeah, but if I take off"
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"the skates, I'm gonna have to walk over there in my socks"
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"- 'cause I skated to work today. - Oh, Jesus Christ."
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"- Yeah, that's not gonna look cool, right? - Okay, fine. Yeah."
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"Uh, that-that's them. Okay, I'll walk on my toes,"
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"- so you can't tell I'm on skates. - What? No."
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"You might as well just,"
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"you might as well just skate over. Oh, Jesus Christ. [SIGHS]"
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"Coming."
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"O-One minute."
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