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Clips from Sliders - The King Is Back (S01E01)

"San Francisco Police say they think the matter's a hoax."
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"They say they have a file that thick on false Rembrandt sightings."
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"Well, what are we gonna do know?"
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"Quinn: Wait!"
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"I think I'm on to something."
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"Luckily Captain Jack had a modem on his computer."
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"- I've accessed the DMV records... - Why?"
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"The license plate on that red Cadillac said "KRI BABY.""
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"Here we go."
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"Thank God for vanity plates."
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"- Did you trace it? - Maurice Fish."
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"1913 South Bell Terrace."
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"- That's East Oakland. - Let's go."
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"- Rembrandt! - Who are you? Where's Jack?"
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"You just missed him. He went to the auditorium."
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"- Thanks. - Rembrandt?"
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""Mr. Brown" to you, sweetie."
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"Only my friends call me "Rembrandt.""
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"Wait..."
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"you're those people from the video on the TV news."
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"Where is that impersonator?"
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"That son of a gun is trying to steal my life."
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"You're the other Rembrandt."
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"No, no, I'm the real Rembrandt."
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"No, the real Rembrandt, "The Crying Man," is dead."
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"And you are clearly not dead."
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"No, I am "The Crying Man.""
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"I only faked my death because I wanted to get out of the business, okay?"
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"Now, I've shared my little secret. What's yours?"
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"- We have to tell him the truth. - There's no time."
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"We're from a parallel dimension."
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"The impostor's not an impostor. He's really you."
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"- Say what? - No time to explain."
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"- Do you have a car? - Outside."
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"- Can we borrow it? Our friend's in trouble. - Humph! Forget it."
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"Our friend's been kidnapped by some guy in a red Cadillac."
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"Uh... that's his name and address right there."
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"- Maurice Fish? - You know him?"
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"Huh! I'm the one that had him institutionalized."
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"The guy hates me. Wait a minute..."
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"if Maurice thinks your friend is me,"
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"next time you see him, he'll be face up in the morgue."
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"Were you leaving before dessert?"
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"Where do you think you're going? Come on."
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"Don't think you're about to get..."
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"Maurice, listen to me."
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"I can solve all of this."
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"I'm not really your Rembrandt. You can go ahead and untie me."
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"Look, I'm from another dimension."
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"I'm leaving this Earth tomorrow night."
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"Your Rembrandt is dead. You have nothing to worry about."
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"The stories of the booze and the pills..."
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"must all have been true!"
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"To see you so delusional..."
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"is a sad, sad thing."
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"I usually use this"
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"to do my legs..."
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"but it'll do your neck very nicely."
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"Maurice, please, look, this has gone on too far, okay?"
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"Look, hey, hey, I'll sign the papers, man,"
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"- just untie me. - You'll sign, all right!"
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"You'll sign it in blood!"
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"Don't worry, sweet pea."
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"I'll make sure your final minutes"
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"are happy ones."
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"♪ Slap me, love me ♪"
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"♪ Grab me, bump me bump me, bump me ♪"
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"♪ Takes your love ♪"
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"♪ To really, really stump me ♪"
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"♪ Whoo-oo! ♪"
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"♪ Whip me, kick me ♪"
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"♪ Lick me, lick me lick me, lick me ♪"
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"♪ Girl like you could really, really trick me ♪"
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"♪ Whoo-oo! ♪"
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"♪ Baby, baby, please down on my knees ♪"
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"♪ You're the kind I adore, let me have some more ♪"
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"♪ Slap me, love me... whoo-oo! ♪"
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"Oh yes. Thank you. Oh yes."
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"I don't know what to say."
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"I taught you everything I know."
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"(crowd chatter)"
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"Quinn: Jack! Talk to you later."
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"Where's Jack? Onstage, introducing the acts."
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"I checked the stage. He wasn't anywhere near there."
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"- I don't know... - Rembrandt!"
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"- Rembrandt! - All: Yo!"
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"I thought it was Rembrandt."
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"- That's me. - Me."
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"- Me. - They're all Rembrandt."
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"There you are! Do you hear that crowd?"
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"They're ready to tear me apart. I'm running out of acts."
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"We're tracking down the guy who took Rembrandt."
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"We've got a friend parked outside. We're on our way to East Oakland."
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"Keep putting on impersonators."
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"Oakland? Who's next?"
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"- All: Yo! - That's me, man."
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"I'm the one, yeah."
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"- Pick me, man. - I'm good."
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"Rembrandt #2: Open the door, Maurice!"
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"I'm gonna check out front."
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"Let's go."
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"- Maurice! - (gun cocks)"
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"You back up and head right on back where you came from."
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"Please, don't shoot."
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"Don't tell me what to do in my own house, now."
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"(laughing) Easy does it there, Charmagne."
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"How do you know my name?"
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"Rembrandt? Hey, baby."
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"Don't "baby" me."
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"So you are... alive?"
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"Ahem... So to speak."
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"Uh... you seen Maurice?"
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"Maurice?"
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"I ain't... seen his worthless self in two and a half years..."
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"since I kicked his sorry behind out of here."
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"Uh... ma'am... you wouldn't happen"
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"to know where we could find his sorry behind, would you?"
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"Last I heard, he took over his nephew's lease... near Telegraph."
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"Intersection of Povill Street."
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"- Do you know the address? - Red house on the south corner."
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