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Clips from Cheers - The Groom Wore Clearasil (S04E04)

Not in 2 weeks, Not in 2 years.

"Not in 2 weeks, Not in 2 years."

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You blew it.

"You blew it."

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I'm dead meat, sam.

"I'm dead meat, sam."

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I thought you had this Figured out logically.

"I thought you had this Figured out logically."

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Yeah, well, he never Went out of the damn house.

"Yeah, well, he never Went out of the damn house."

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How is supposed to Have his head turned By another woman

"How is supposed to Have his head turned By another woman"

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If he never saw one?

"If he never saw one?"

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He just locked himself In the room,

"He just locked himself In the room,"

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And he never came out

"And he never came out"

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Except for hot meals And cold showers.

"Except for hot meals And cold showers."

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So are you gonna Sign the consent?

"So are you gonna Sign the consent?"

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What else can i do?

"What else can i do?"

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They kept their end Of the bargain.

"They kept their end Of the bargain."

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Anthony.

"Anthony."

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Annie!

"Annie!"

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Ahh...

"Ahh..."

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Choo!

"Choo!"

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[Clears throat, Sniffles]

"[Clears throat, Sniffles]"

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Uh, sinuses, carla.

"Uh, sinuses, carla."

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Well, mrs. Tortelli?

"Well, mrs. Tortelli?"

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It's been 2 weeks.

"It's been 2 weeks."

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I think it's still clear That anthony and i

"I think it's still clear That anthony and i"

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Are very much in love And want to get married. Right, anthony?

"Are very much in love And want to get married. Right, anthony?"

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That's right.

"That's right."

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Here's the form, ma.

"Here's the form, ma."

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You said You would sign it.

"You said You would sign it."

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You're too damn young, Anthony.

"You're too damn young, Anthony."

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Please, this is The worst mistake Anybody could make.

"Please, this is The worst mistake Anybody could make."

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Believe me. I made it.

"Believe me. I made it."

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You gave your word.

"You gave your word."

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Yeah, i did, didn't i?

"Yeah, i did, didn't i?"

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Hey, hurry it up, annie.

"Hey, hurry it up, annie."

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I'm double-parked.

"I'm double-parked."

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We'll be right there.

"We'll be right there."

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Won't this be great, Anthony?

"Won't this be great, Anthony?"

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You and me together For all time.

"You and me together For all time."

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Yeah, that's great.

"Yeah, that's great."

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Who is that?

"Who is that?"

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Oh, that's my cousin Gabrielle.

"Oh, that's my cousin Gabrielle."

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Gabrielle, my fiance.

"Gabrielle, my fiance."

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Will you hurry it up And sign?

"Will you hurry it up And sign?"

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We haven't got all day.

"We haven't got all day."

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Hey, gabrielle. It's nice to meet you.

"Hey, gabrielle. It's nice to meet you."

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Nice to meet you.

"Nice to meet you."

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You're even cuter Than annie said.

"You're even cuter Than annie said."

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How come i haven't Met you before?

"How come i haven't Met you before?"

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I've been at Cheerleading school.

"I've been at Cheerleading school."

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Hey, when are we Having your cousin Over for dinner?

"Hey, when are we Having your cousin Over for dinner?"

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Let's say We get married first.

"Let's say We get married first."

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Then we'll discuss The dinner guests.

"Then we'll discuss The dinner guests."

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Yeah, well, My word is my word.

"Yeah, well, My word is my word."

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I guess i better be Signing this document

"I guess i better be Signing this document"

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So you two could be Alone together forever.

"So you two could be Alone together forever."

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What's your hurry, ma?

"What's your hurry, ma?"

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Why don't you both Have a root beer?

"Why don't you both Have a root beer?"

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I'm gonna help gabrielle Find a parking space.

"I'm gonna help gabrielle Find a parking space."

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I'm worried about her.

"I'm worried about her."

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Anthony!

"Anthony!"

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Hey, just get off My back.

"Hey, just get off My back."

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This'll take 2 minutes.

"This'll take 2 minutes."

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Nag, nag, nag.

"Nag, nag, nag."

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Gabrielle, did you ever Have a hot fudge sundae For breakfast?

"Gabrielle, did you ever Have a hot fudge sundae For breakfast?"

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They're not coming back, Are they?

"They're not coming back, Are they?"

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Nope.

"Nope."

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Jeez, i got 50 boy cousins Who can drive.

"Jeez, i got 50 boy cousins Who can drive."

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It was bound to happen.

"It was bound to happen."

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You're pretty smart, Mrs. Tortelli.

"You're pretty smart, Mrs. Tortelli."

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Let me fill you in On something, annie.

"Let me fill you in On something, annie."

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There are 3 things

"There are 3 things"

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That you can say About tortelli men.

"That you can say About tortelli men."

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One--they draw Women like flies.

"One--they draw Women like flies."

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2--They treat women Like flies.

"2--They treat women Like flies."

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3...

"3..."

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Their brains Are in their flies.

"Their brains Are in their flies."

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Yeah, and one more thing.

"Yeah, and one more thing."

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They throw away The best women.

"They throw away The best women."

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You know, for a loser, You're not bad.

"You know, for a loser, You're not bad."

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Ditto, mrs. T.

"Ditto, mrs. T."

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Carla: hey. Cheers is filmed Before a live studio audience.

"Carla: hey. Cheers is filmed Before a live studio audience."

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Hey, everybody. I got a letter From my dog.

"Hey, everybody. I got a letter From my dog."

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Pretty spiffy Handwriting for a dog.

"Pretty spiffy Handwriting for a dog."

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Well, it's not actually From my dog.

"Well, it's not actually From my dog."

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My mom writes the letters As if they're from My dog truman.

"My mom writes the letters As if they're from My dog truman."

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Weird beyond imagination.

"Weird beyond imagination."

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Listen to this.

"Listen to this."

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"Dear woody,

""Dear woody,"

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"Boy, what a great day I had.

""Boy, what a great day I had."

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"I pulled all the laundry Off the line,

""I pulled all the laundry Off the line,"

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"Chewed up your father's Bowling shoes,

""Chewed up your father's Bowling shoes,"

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"And grabbed the yankee Pot roast off the table.

""And grabbed the yankee Pot roast off the table."

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Yum, yum."

"Yum, yum.""

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Isn't that cute?

"Isn't that cute?"

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Mutt eats better Than i do.

"Mutt eats better Than i do."

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"By the way, now that You're not here To keep me in line,

""By the way, now that You're not here To keep me in line,"

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"Your mother's thinking About putting me to sleep.

""Your mother's thinking About putting me to sleep."

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"I certainly Wouldn't blame her,

""I certainly Wouldn't blame her,"

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"And i don't want You to, either, After i'm gone...

""And i don't want You to, either, After i'm gone..."

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Sam, cover me. I gotta make a phone call.

"Sam, cover me. I gotta make a phone call."

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* Makin' your way In the world today *

"* Makin' your way In the world today *"

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* Takes everything You've got *

"* Takes everything You've got *"

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* Takin' a break from All your worries *

"* Takin' a break from All your worries *"

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* Sure would help a lot *

"* Sure would help a lot *"

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* Wouldn't you like To get away *

"* Wouldn't you like To get away *"

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* Sometimes You wanna go *

"* Sometimes You wanna go *"

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* Where everybody Knows your name *

"* Where everybody Knows your name *"

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* And they're always Glad you came *

"* And they're always Glad you came *"

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* You wanna be Where you can see *

"* You wanna be Where you can see *"

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* Our troubles Are all the same *

"* Our troubles Are all the same *"

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* You wanna be where Everybody knows your name *

"* You wanna be where Everybody knows your name *"

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* You wanna go Where people know *

"* You wanna go Where people know *"

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* People are all the same *

"* People are all the same *"

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* You wanna go where Everybody knows your name *

"* You wanna go where Everybody knows your name *"

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Drinks are up.

"Drinks are up."

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Right away.

"Right away."

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[Sighs]

"[Sighs]"

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I need A vodka gibson up,

"I need A vodka gibson up,"

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A bloody mary,

"A bloody mary,"

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A johnnie walker black, 2 Beck's,

"A johnnie walker black, 2 Beck's,"

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And change for a 20.

"And change for a 20."

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Change for a 20, sam.

"Change for a 20, sam."

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