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Clips from The Jeffersons - George's Skeleton (S01E01)

"IF I HADN'T PASSED A STORE THAT SAID, "JEFFERSON CLEANERS,""
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"I WOULDN'T HAVE KNOWN YOU WAS ALIVE."
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"NOW, HOW ABOUT THE TWO OF US GETTING DOWN TO BUSINESS?"
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"YOU LOOK REAL HEALTHY. WHAT DID YOU DO, GET A LITTLE TALLER?"
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"NO. IT'S 'CAUSE I'M WEARING SHOES. NOT LIKE IN THE OLD DAYS."
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"WHY DON'T WE SIT DOWN AND GET TO IT?"
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"- NO SENSE IN BEATING AROUND THE BUSH. - YEAH, RIGHT."
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"HOW'S BESSIE? ON TOP OF THE WORLD."
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"THAT'S GREAT. NO, IT AIN'T. THE HEIFER DIVORCED ME."
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"TOOK EVERYTHING."
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"MAN, IT'S AMAZING HOW MUCH A SKINNY GAL..."
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"CAN CARRY OFF IN ONE AFTERNOON."
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"THE ONLY THING SHE DIDN'T TAKE WAS THE DOOR TO THE JOHN..."
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"AND THAT'S BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T HAVE THE RIGHT KIND OF SCREWDRIVER."
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"THING LIKE THAT... CAN KNOCK A MAN DOWN."
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"GIVE IT TIME, MONK. YOU CAN'T EXPECT TO GET OVER SOMETHING LIKE THAT OVERNIGHT."
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"WHEN DID IT HAPPEN? JANUARY THE 15th,"
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"WELL... 1945."
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"BUT NOW I GOT ME A CLASSY WOMAN."
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"A FOXY LADY. [Chuckles]"
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"BUT THE ONLY THING IS,"
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"SHE'S, UH, EXPENSIVE."
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"HERE IT COMES. OKAY."
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"I HATE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF A BROTHER, BUT I AIN'T GOT NO CHOICE."
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"WELL, YOU KNOW, BROTHER, YOU AIN'T GOT TO FEEL BAD."
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"WHAT IS A FRIEND FOR IF YOU CAN'T COME TO HIM WHEN YOU GOT A NEED?"
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"RIGHT, BABY."
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"AS LONG AS WE BOTH UNDERSTAND THIS AIN'T GONNA BECOME NO HABIT."
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"MM-HMM."
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"YEP, I HOPE YOU'LL BOTH BE VERY HAPPY."
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"I HEAR CHICAGO'S A NICE PLACE TO LIVE."
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"I AIN'T GONNA LEAVE NEW YORK NOW THAT I FOUND MY OLD BUDDY."
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"TWO HUNDRED MEASLY DOLLARS."
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"WHAT YOU DOING? THAT'S A WEDDING PRESENT FOR YOU AND THE FOX."
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"WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'M GONNA PAY YOU ANYTHING MORE THAN THAT?"
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"'CAUSE I KNOW YOU, GEORGE JEFFERSON,"
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"LIKE THE TASTE I WAKES UP WITH IN THE MORNING."
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"YOU GOT YOUR FAMILY. YOU GOT YOUR BUSINESS."
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"YOU GOT ALL OF THIS."
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"BUT MOST OF ALL, YOU GOT PRIDE."
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"MONK, WHY DON'T YOU LIGHTEN UP? I AIN'T NEVER DONE NOTHING TO YOU."
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"AND I FIGURE YOUR PRIDE IS WORTH,"
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"OH, A THOUSAND DOLLARS TO START."
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"HEY, POP."
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"HEY, SON."
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"OH, THIS YOUR SON, GEORGE?"
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"WHY, THAT SURE IS A FINE BOY."
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"I BET HE'S REAL PROUD OF YOU. AIN'T YOU GONNA INTRODUCE US?"
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"HE AIN'T GOT TIME TO BE INTRODUCED. I DON'T?"
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"- HE'S GOTTA GO HELP HIS MOTHER IN THE KITCHEN. - I DO?"
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"YOU DO."
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"POP'S AMAZING. HE ALWAYS KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT I'M GONNA DO."
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"HE SAVES ME A LOT OF TIME 'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE TO THINK FOR MYSELF."
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"YEAH, I KNOW, JUNE BUG."
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"YOUR DADDY AND ME, WE DID A LOT OF AMAZING THINGS TOGETHER."
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"THERE'S ONE LITTLE DISAPPEARING ACT I REMEMBERS IN PARTICULAR."
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"- LIONEL. - I KNOW. IT'S TIME FOR ME TO DISAPPEAR."
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"NICE BOY YOU GOT THERE, GEORGE. AND HE SURE RESPECTS YOU."
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"NOW, GETTIN' BACK TO THE MONEY. THIS THING CAN BE REAL SIMPLE IF YOU JUST..."
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"[Doorbell Rings] OH! DOORBELL. SORRY."
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"TERRIBLY STUPID OF ME. I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT ELIZABETH AND ESSEX."
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"WELL, THEY AIN'T HERE. NO, NO, NO, MY BIRDS."
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"OH, IT'S YOU, MR. BENTLEY."
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"YES, MRS. JEFFERSON, COULD I PRESUME ONE MORE TIME?"
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"YOU SEE, DAPHNE IS TERRIFIED OF ANYTHING WITH FEATHERS."
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"I HAD TO BUY NEW PILLOWS AND EVERYTHING."
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"COULD YOU LOOK AFTER THEM FOR THE WEEKEND?"
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"IF YOU PROMISE THEY WON'T BARK AT NIGHT."
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"VERY RICH. OH, UH, HOW DO YOU DO?"
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"THIS IS MY FRIEND MONK DAVIS."
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"MONK? OH, THAT MUST BE A FASCINATING WAY OF LIFE."
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"TELL ME. DO YOU GET OUT OF THE MONASTERY VERY OFTEN?"
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"ONLY WHEN WE NEED FUNDS."
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"WHAT KIND OF BIRDS ARE THEY, MR. BENTLEY?"
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"OH, THEY'RE BUDGIES, AUSTRALIAN LOVEBIRDS."
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"OKAY, BUT DON'T BE SURPRISED IF THEY'RE ARGUING WHEN YOU PICK 'EM UP."
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"ACTUALLY, THEY'RE NOT REALLY LOVEBIRDS, POOR THINGS."
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"I FOUND OUT THEY'RE BOTH THE SAME SEX."
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"YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE WHEN THEY FOUND OUT."
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"WELL, THEY ARE KIND OF CUTE."
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"OKAY, BENTLEY, WE'LL KEEP 'EM ALIVE UNTIL YOU GET BACK. BYE."
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"JUST WATER THEM AT THE SAME TIME AS DEE DEE."
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"WE'LL HANDLE IT. BYE. HERE'S THE BIRDSEED..."
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"AND THEIR CUTTLEBONE... RIGHT."
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"AND THEIR TWEETY-TREAT... YEAH."
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"AND, UH, THEIR LITTLE FERRIS WHEEL."
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"IT'S SUCH A PITY THAT DAPHNE CAN'T GET USED TO THEM."
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"IT'S SO DIFFICULT WHEN YOUR BIRD DOESN'T LIKE YOUR BIRDS."
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"MAN, THAT SURE IS A WEIRD DUDE. YOU KNOW SOME FUNNY WHITE FOLKS."
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"I'D RATHER HAVE HIS KIND OF WEIRD THAN YOUR KIND OF WEIRD. [Doorbell Rings]"
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"HELLO AGAIN."
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"I FORGOT TO MENTION THEY'RE VERY PARTIAL TO THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER."
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"GEORGE, DID MR. BENTLEY SAY WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO FEED THESE THINGS?"
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"GIVE 'EM SOME OF THAT SPAGHETTI. THAT LOOKS LIKE WORMS."
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"I'M SERIOUS, GEORGE. THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE HUNGRY."
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"- I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. - GEORGE, YOU QUIT STALLING."
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"EITHER WE GET THIS THING STRAIGHT RIGHT NOW..."
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"OR I'M GONNA GO IN THERE AND TALK TO LOUISE TOO."
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"LOOK, STAY HERE, MONK. JUST COOL IT FOR A MINUTE, OKAY?"
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"WELL, HURRY UP. YOU DON'T WANNA KEEP YOUR NEW PARTNER WAITIN'."
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"DON'T WORRY. I PROMISE WHEN I COME BACK, WE'LL SETTLE EVERYTHING. SOLID?"
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"SOLID."
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"HEY, WHO'S THAT WITH POP? HE'S AN OLD FRIEND."
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"LOUISE, LIONEL, I GOT SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO TALK ABOUT."
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"YOU SEE HOW HUNGRY THEY LOOK? THEIR LITTLE BEAKS ARE ALL DRAWN IN."
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"HERE. LET THEM LOVEBIRDS FIGHT OVER THIS."
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"NOW, THIS ISN'T GONNA BE EASY FOR ME TO SAY."
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"YOU SEE... MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T TELL US, POP."
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"AND YOUR INTERRUPTING AIN'T GONNA HELP NONE. JUST BE QUIET AND LISTEN."
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"[Birds Tweeting] AND THAT GOES FOR YOUR DUMB BIRDS TOO."
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"GEORGE, WHAT ARE YOU GETTING SO ANGRY ABOUT? LIONEL WAS JUST ASKING IF..."
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"AND THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO! ONCE AND FOR ALL, BE QUIET AND LET ME TALK."
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"OKAY, OKAY. I'LL BE QUIET, BUT THIS BETTER BE GOOD."
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"LOOK, I LOVE YOU, LOUISE. HEAR THAT? I LOVE YOU."
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"AND WHAT'S MORE... OH, GEORGE."
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"THERE GOES THAT BIG MOUTH AGAIN. I'M STILL TALKING, WOMAN."
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"SORRY."
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"WHAT I'M GETTING TO IS, ON TOP OF LOVING YOU, I RESPECT YOU."
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"I MEAN, I LIKE WHAT YOU ARE, LOUISE."
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"ALL THE YEARS WE BEEN MARRIED AIN'T CHANGED MY MIND ABOUT THAT."
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