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Clips from Lucifer - All Hands on Decker (S03E03)

"Playlist, DJ, tuxedo,"
Lucifer
"- marriage license. - Right."
Lucifer
"We have the nice bottle"
Lucifer
"of single malt for the bar,"
Lucifer
"which is gonna be open,"
Lucifer
"which means we need to get a couple bartenders."
Lucifer
"This is a lot, isn't it?"
Lucifer
"It's, uh..."
Lucifer
"Do you think we should maybe postpone the date?"
Lucifer
"Is that what you want?"
Lucifer
"No. No."
Lucifer
"Totally and completely no."
Lucifer
"I... unless..."
Lucifer
"- unless you do. - Absolutely not."
Lucifer
"I've never been more sure of anything in my life."
Lucifer
"I mean, look, we solve murders."
Lucifer
"- How hard can it be to plan one little wedding? - Yeah."
Lucifer
"But I think I know what'll help."
Lucifer
"- Hmm? - I recently discovered that a certain detective"
Lucifer
"has weeks of unused vacation days."
Lucifer
"Couple days away from the office might give you time to plan."
Lucifer
"Chloe said yes?"
Lucifer
"- To marry Pierce? - It's mind-boggling,"
Lucifer
"I know."
Lucifer
"I mean, when I said I was at peace"
Lucifer
"with the detective making her own choices,"
Lucifer
"it didn't occur to me"
Lucifer
"that she'd be capable of making such a spectacularly bad one."
Lucifer
"I mean,"
Lucifer
"why on earth?"
Lucifer
"Why is besides the point, Luci."
Lucifer
"We can't allow this to happen."
Lucifer
"Oh, I like this new you."
Lucifer
"I wish you'd realized I was your test eons ago."
Lucifer
"Luci, it is God's will that you"
Lucifer
"- and Chloe... - Yeah, don't ruin it."
Lucifer
"I'm just happy"
Lucifer
"that we're on the same side for once."
Lucifer
"So, what's the plan?"
Lucifer
"The plan... is simple."
Lucifer
"The plan is simple."
Lucifer
"I'm going to try to understand why"
Lucifer
"the detective would want to marry"
Lucifer
"that overstuffed man ham"
Lucifer
"and then make her see she's deranged."
Lucifer
"Or you could just tell her how you feel."
Lucifer
"I already missed my window for that, unfortunately."
Lucifer
"He's weaseled his way into her heart,"
Lucifer
"and I don't understand how,"
Lucifer
"but I need to."
Lucifer
"Well, good luck."
Lucifer
"And I will come up with a plan that will actually work."
Lucifer
"Of course you will."
Lucifer
"Ah, Detective."
Lucifer
"- You look nice. - Thank you."
Lucifer
"Uh, anyway, since changes are afoot,"
Lucifer
"I'd like to address things head-on."
Lucifer
"Oh. Well, that's oddly mature of you."
Lucifer
"And it's... it's nice to know"
Lucifer
"that you're not gonna start acting all weird."
Lucifer
"Oh, what's this? Is this an engagement gift?"
Lucifer
"It's much better than that. It's a personality test."
Lucifer
"So I can understand why you do the things you do"
Lucifer
"and, uh, decide the things you decide."
Lucifer
"A personality test?"
Lucifer
"So much for not acting weird."
Lucifer
"What? You know, to help optimize our partnership."
Lucifer
"Okay, well, it's gonna have to wait,"
Lucifer
"because I am taking some time off to plan the wedding."
Lucifer
"I... Well, how am I supposed to get inside your head"
Lucifer
"if I can't watch you at work?"
Lucifer
"The job is who you are, Detective."
Lucifer
"Well, how about"
Lucifer
"you watch Dan."
Lucifer
"Because my cases have been reassigned,"
Lucifer
"and I'm sure he'd appreciate the help."
Lucifer
"Well, looks like it's you and me, Lucinda."
Lucifer
"Yippee."
Lucifer
"- And then there's potential reason number 54... - 55."
Lucifer
"...55 the detective would accept Pierce's proposal: drugs."
Lucifer
"EUI... Engaged Under the Influence."
Lucifer
"Or craziest reason yet:"
Lucifer
"maybe Chloe said yes because it's what she wants."
Lucifer
"Well, maybe it's what she thinks she wants,"
Lucifer
"but does she know what she truly desires?"
Lucifer
"'Cause few do unless I help them."
Lucifer
"And unfortunately, I can't do that with her."
Lucifer
"Not peony, penis."
Lucifer
"Peni... Yeah, sure, I'll hold."
Lucifer
"Vic is Francis Hoffman. Time of death roughly 9:00 a.m."
Lucifer
"- Husband's on his way now. - Right."
Lucifer
"Well, aren't you gonna ask"
Lucifer
"about these suspicious paw prints?"
Lucifer
"The detective certainly would."
Lucifer
"The prints belong"
Lucifer
"to Cornelia,"
Lucifer
"the vic's prizewinning Mastiff."
Lucifer
"Currently AWOL, though."
Lucifer
"Ah, right. A canine killer."
Lucifer
"- Seems they can't trust you with a real homicide, Daniel. - Nope."
Lucifer
"The bitch is innocent."
Lucifer
"Cause of death was blunt force trauma,"
Lucifer
"so the killer is human."
Lucifer
"You can rush the order?"
Lucifer
"Awesome!"
Lucifer
"Okay."
Lucifer
"It's all in here."
Lucifer
"- Oh. - I got me"
Lucifer
"a penis piñata to pick up."
Lucifer
"Right, well, by now, the detective"
Lucifer
"- would have formulated a working theory, so... - Listen, dude."
Lucifer
"I know you're going through stuff"
Lucifer
"with this whole Chloe-getting-engaged thing,"
Lucifer
"but I can't have you second-guessing my every move."
Lucifer
"Chloe has her reasons for making the decisions that she makes,"
Lucifer
"and I have mine."
Lucifer
"Only one of us can be detective."
Lucifer
"- You're right. - Yeah."
Lucifer
"That is the perfect way to understand the detective."
Lucifer
"I'm gonna take the lead and be her."
Lucifer
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