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Clips from Bridget Jones's Baby

"Miranda, make it the last answer."
Bridget Jones's Baby
"Let's hope so."
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"I'll take that. Thank you for joining us on the sofa today."
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"[ DIRECTOR ] Stand by. Toby on one. Over to you, Toby."
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"[ TOBY ] And now, what if a man was to experience labour?"
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"Well, thank you, Miranda, Bridget."
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"You couldn't just behave yourselves"
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"when the new management team were here?"
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"They're the new management team?"
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"That is Alice Peabody, new Brand Manager."
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"Apparently, Hard News is too old-fashioned, too serious,"
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"and she is the smiling assassin"
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"brought in to sack anybody older than her."
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"Everybody's older than her."
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"I've got tins of soup in my cupboard older than her."
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"Look at them all."
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"With their apps, and their ironic beards."
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"Maybe one of them could give Bridget some sex."
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"What?"
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"Does Brid... Do you need sex?"
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"No! Yes!"
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"Which is why I'm taking her on a girls' weekend"
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"to beat all girls' weekends."
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"[ KNOCKING ON DOOR ]"
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"Bridget, isn't it?"
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"Yes. Nice to meet..."
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"Team meeting tomorrow morning. We can do introductions then."
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"[ BRIDGET YAWNS ] 9:00 a.m."
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"We should all start an hour earlier from now on."
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"You think she saw that?"
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"Uh, quite possibly not."
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"And you're sure you don't wanna come out with me and my crew?"
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"Thanks, but can't let the old gang down."
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"They're stay-at-home mums now. They'd be disappointed."
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"[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ] Ooh."
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"[ CELLPHONE CHIMES ]"
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"[ CELLPHONE CHIMES ]"
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"Hmm."
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"[ CELLPHONE CHIMES ]"
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"Huh."
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"Thank God for the gays!"
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"[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ]"
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"[ TOM ] Now whatever fears you're bringing in the room with you today,"
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"I want you to take those fears"
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"and I want you to tell them to fuck the fuck off!"
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"[ ALL CHEER ] [ TOM ] Yeah!"
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"Are you ready for this? Are you ready for this? [ ALL CHEERING ]"
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"Then ride, you sexy bitches. Ride!"
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"Ride!"
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"Look, I'm so sorry, Bridget,"
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"but I'm actually gonna have to blow you out, too."
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"Oh!"
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"I didn't wanna have to tell you this today,"
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"but Eduardo and I are adopting."
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""Adopting"?"
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"What, a baby?"
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"Yes. A baby. [ CHUCKLES ]"
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"Or gayby, in our case."
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"That's fantastic news!"
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"Tom!"
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"Yeah. I'm going to Bogotá tomorrow"
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"to start the paperwork, so I've gotta go and pack."
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"Wonderful! Go!"
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"Happy birthday. Have fun. [ KISSES ]"
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"Congratulations!"
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"Thanks, darling. Bye."
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"[ BRIDGET ] Fucking excellent."
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"And that was how I wound up back here again."
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"The last barren husk in London."
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"And of the two loves of my life,"
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"one is married, and the other is dead."
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"Right. New birthday resolutions."
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"I, Bridget Jones, am done with affairs of the heart"
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"and dedicating my autumn years to the pursuit of hedonism."
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"Will hang only with new, free-spirited friends like Miranda."
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"And when the going gets tough,"
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"the tough go on a luxury spa weekend!"
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"What the fuck?"
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"[ LAUGHING ]"
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"[ MIRANDA ] Love the shoes."
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"[ LOUD MUSIC PLAYING ]"
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"[ MIRANDA ] I didn't tell you because you wouldn't have come!"
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"Seriously, it's been five years."
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"You gotta shake yourself out of this"
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"self-imposed purdah you've been in"
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"ever since you split up with your precious Mark Darcy."
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"Rubbish. I barely think of him."
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"[ MIRANDA ] What you need is a good shafting."
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"You need some good old-fashioned,"
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"lie-back-and-think-of-England bonking."
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"And festivals are sexual free-for-alls."
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"Like Sodom and Gomorrah, with tofu."
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"First man you meet, you gotta sleep with."
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"First man?"
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"I'm not taking no for an answer."
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"I'm gonna find our backstage passes."
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"You get the maps."
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"[ HUMMING ]"
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"[ EXHALES ]"
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"[ VOLUNTEER ] Wanna know where you are?"
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"Maps!"
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"[ BRIDGET ] I may be old and inappropriately dressed,"
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"but at least I look fucking amazing!"
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"[ EXCLAIMS ]"
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"[ WOMAN GASPS ]"
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"Oh."
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"That's exactly why I didn't wear my heels."
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"[ BRIDGET ] Ding fucking dong!"
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"May I?"
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"Uh..."
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"Ah."
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"Um... Uh..."
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"[ BOTH GRUNT ]"
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"[ GRUNTS ] Ooh."
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"[ BOTH GRUNTING ]"
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"Thank you."
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"Oh! [ CHUCKLES ]"
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"[ JACK ] Ah. There you go."
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"It fits."
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