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Clips from Man on the Moon (1999)

"Andy needs to relax. This is your job."
Man on the Moon (1999)
"- You have to take him away from all of this. - My job."
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"- Would you come on? - Okay."
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"Sh--"
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"- Hi. How are you doin' today? - Fine."
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"- Hello. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you."
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"- How are you? - Peachy."
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"Oh."
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"Yeah"
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"- What do-- What do we do now? - Now you pick."
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"But what if I... hurt somebody's feelings?"
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"For Christ's sake, you're not gonna hurt anybody's feelings."
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"They're-- They're all professionals. All right?"
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"Okay."
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"All right. Which one?"
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"I will have both!"
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"I will have this fraulein und the one with the big strudels."
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"Mach schnell, mach schnell!"
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"Oh, no. Zmuda, I'm gonna kill you."
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"Excellent choice."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"Are you having a good day?"
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"It's kind of a big day."
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"It's my buddy's first time with a prostitute."
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"What are you talkin' about? Andy comes here almost every weekend."
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"Who, Andy?"
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"Oh, he doesn't always call himself that."
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"Sometimes he's Tony, and he wears a tux."
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"- Yeah - Oh, ho!"
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"Hey, um,"
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"if-- if I gave you both..."
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"three hundred dollars,"
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"would you, um,"
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"come to Hollywood and help me destroy a TV show?"
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"Five hundred."
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"What am I, Harry Houdini, huh?"
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"Oh, we busted through. Come on, girls."
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"Welcome to the Follies "Bree-gere.""
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"- Okay, here's the man. Tony Clifton. - Taxi, laxy."
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"- Just the factsy, Maxie. - Hi."
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"Hey, hot shot. How you doin'?"
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"- Ed Weinberger. - Take a hike! Okay, all right, huh?"
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"All right."
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"- What are we doin', huh? - Here's your script, uh, Tony."
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"- That's the script I was given? - Yeah."
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"That's the one I have to do? Okay, let me see."
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"Okay, bullshit, bullshit, my line."
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"Bullshit, bullshit, my line."
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"Ohh! Ha-ha!"
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"That's hilarious! That is hilarious!"
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"I reviewed that script last night and I was not satisfied."
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"- Yeah, well-- - I was not satisfied."
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"- Why don't we-- - So I made a few changes."
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"I stayed up all night with these sweet ladies right here."
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"This is Lemonade."
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"- That'll keep you going on a hot day. - Can we get to work?"
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"And this is Melonia. How's my little produce department?"
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"Honk, honk, honk, honk, honk."
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"This is the new Taxi theme song."
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"Oh, yes we drive a taxi"
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"Aaaah!"
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"Aaaah!"
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"Aah-aah-aah-aah-ahh!"
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"George."
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"Now, I can't afford to blow this whole episode, so..."
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"we have to let him go."
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"I'm not sure how Andy's gonna take this."
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"We'll just have to go down and tell him."
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"But-But that's Tony down there. It's not Andy."
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"I don't give a fuck who that is. I'm gonna fire him."
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"Okay. All right."
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"But we better warn Andy first."
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"He's up in San Francisco doin' a concert."
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"I'll call my secretary."
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"Diane, this is George."
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"- I'm trying to reach Andy up in San Francisco. - Okay."
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"- I'll patch you through. - I'll wait."
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"- Hello. - Andy, I'm gonna put you on the speaker."
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"- Hello, Andy. Hi. - Hello ?"
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"- I'm here with Ed over at Taxi. - Hi, Ed."
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"- Hi, Andy. - How are you?"
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"- I'm fine. - Good."
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"- Andy, there's been some trouble with Tony. - Oh, no."
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"Did-- Did he get hurt?"
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"- No. - Andy, it's nothing like-- No."
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"- Did he hurt someone else? - No, no. It's not that."
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"Andy, uh, the reason I'm calling you like this..."
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"is I have the utmost respect for your artistry."
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"Well, may I say that I've always appreciated that, Ed."
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"Thank you, but you see, in this instance, um,"
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"I have to ask your permission to fire Tony."
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"Oh, my."
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"George, this is gonna kill Tony."
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"- He's waited for this his whole life. - There'll be other shots."
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"Yeah, we have to do this. He's just a terrible actor."
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"Okay, but please, let him down gently."
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"Trust us."
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"Fuck you! I'm not goin'!"
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"We had a deal."
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"I don't know who you talked to. I didn't talk to anybody."
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"- You must have talked to someone else! - I was talkin' to Andy Kaufman!"
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"- I don't know no Andy Kaufman! - Okay."
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"Security, get in here!"
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"Security!"
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"Aah."
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"Don't hurt him!"
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"- He's a talented man! - I don't want any pictures leaving this set."
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"Hey, give me that! This is Zmuda! He's one of 'em!"
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"- You guys ever go to Vegas, - Yeah, yeah."
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"you're not gettin' in!"
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"Hey, come back! Give me the camera! Come here!"
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"- Give me the camera! - What?"
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"I got 20 bucks says you work for me now!"
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"I would like to use the phone!"
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"- Not on the lot, sir. - How 'bout a bathroom? I may have shit my pants."
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"- Drink of water? Aspirin? - Nope."
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"- Moist towelette? - No."
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"In that case, it has been an honor. "Good-bee"!"
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"This is great!"
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"This is too much, man."
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