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Clips from Man on the Moon (1999)

"Hey."
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"- Thanks for coming out. - Oh, thank you, George."
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"- Come on, sit down. - Um, oh."
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"- Wow, they're-- Which one? - Either one."
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"- They're both red. - Yeah."
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"This one, I guess."
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"- So did you have a nice flight? - I-I did."
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"I had a really good flight, and the stewardess was very, very nice."
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"And she allowed me to keep my headphones."
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"- Oh, that's terrific! - Yep. Mm-hmm."
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"Andy, I got something better."
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"- You do? - Yeah."
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"This is big."
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"Okay."
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"- Okay? - Okay."
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"You are getting a once-in-a-lifetime,"
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"very lucrative opportunity..."
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"to star on a prime time network sitcom!"
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"- A sitcom? - Yeah."
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"And this is a class act."
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"It all takes place in a taxi stand."
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"And you're gonna be the Fonzie."
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"I'm... Fonzie?"
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"No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no."
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"The Fonzie, the crazy, breakout character..."
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"who all the kids imitate,"
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"and they put him on the lunch boxes."
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"- I hate sitcoms, George. I've never liked them. - Hold on."
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"- These guys have seen your foreign man character. - Yeah?"
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"And they wanna turn him..."
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"into a lovable, goofy mechanic..."
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"named--"
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"Latka."
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"- Uh, no. - No?"
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"- No. - No to which part?"
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"No to the whole thing. It doesn't sound good to me."
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"- Andy, this is every comedian's dream! - I'm not a comedian."
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"A-And sitcoms are the lowest form of entertainment."
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"I mean, it's just..."
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"stupid jokes and canned laughter!"
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"And you don't know why it's there, but it's there."
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"It's dead people laughing. Did you know that? Those people are dead!"
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"This is-- This is classy."
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"I-I don't care."
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"I-I wanna generate my-my own material."
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"Look, I-listen. Listen to me."
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"Look, I've been in this business for 20 years!"
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"I know. I've seen this! I know this."
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"If you pass up this opportunity,"
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"you will never, never see another one like it again."
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"Never!"
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"Yeah."
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"- Okay. I'll do it. - Ah."
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"- But I have some terms. - Oh, sure."
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"That's-- That's what negotiations are all about."
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"- What are you doing? - I'm writing out my terms."
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"Wh-- What, are you making fun of me?"
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"- Those are my terms. - Th-This is ridiculous."
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"It's what I need. It's what I need to do the show."
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"Wh-What is this? It says, "Four guaranteed guest spots for Tony Clifton.""
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"- Who's Tony Clifton? - He's a Vegas lounge singer."
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"And, um, I used to do impressions of him,"
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"and we sort of got into a fight over it."
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"- This Clifton called me. - He did?"
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"- He's a loon! He hates you. - No, no, no."
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"He just talks tough, but I owe him."
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"And if I'm the new Fonz,"
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"then ABC is just gonna have to... give me what I want!"
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"Hey!"
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"Mr. Kaufman will only appear in half the episodes of Taxi."
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"Mr. Kaufman requires an undisturbed 90 minutes of meditation prior to filming."
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"Uh, Mr. Kaufman gets his own network special."
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"And, uh, Taxi must guarantee..."
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"four guest appearances for Tony Clifton."
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"Who? Who?"
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"Tony Clifton."
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"Who the hell is Tony Clifton?"
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"Uh--"
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"I don't know."
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"And now--"
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"And now--"
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"now Mama Rivoli's is proud to present..."
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"an international singing sensation!"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Tony Clifton!"
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"Ha!"
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"Come on."
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"All right, all right!"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, uh,"
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"due to Mr. Clifton's vocal constraints, out of respect for him,"
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"he asks that if you please extinguish..."
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"your smoking material, your cigars and cigarettes."
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"Goddamn! I paid ten bucks for that cigar!"
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"Uh, I'm sorry."
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"- Is he joking? - And now,"
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"ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Entertainment,"
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"Tony Clifton!"
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"What does he think he's doing?"
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"Vo..."
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"...lare, whoa"
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"Ca-wa-wa-wa-wa-wantare whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa"
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"No wonder my happy heart sings"
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"Your love has given me wings"
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"I got the wings of a dove"
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"I got the wings"
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"I got the chicken wings from Kentucky Fried--"
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"Whoop-de-doo, whoop-de-di!"
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"Stick a-a needle in your eye!"
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"- Oh, my God. - Let's get somethin' straight, people."
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"I play big showrooms in Vegas."
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"I need this place like I need a shotgun blast to the face!"
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"Now, let's go do wn andmeet some ofthe audience."
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"All right."
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"How are you all doin'? Where you from? Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"Whoa! Somebody's wearin' a lot of perfume around here!"
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"- Must be that time of the month, huh?"
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"Yeah, I know all the tricks. How are you doin'?"
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"You havin' a-- You enjoyin' that pasta carbonara?"
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"It appears that you are."
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"Whoops! Hey, look out! I think you sat in some cottage cheese."
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