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Clips from The Great Muppet Caper (1981)

"and your wife is saying to you,"
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""Listen, you care more about this lousy business"
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""than you care about me.""
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"And the equipment breaks down"
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"and your sister moves in with you"
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"because that jerk Bernie, he went and joined the circus."
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"Well, you had it up to here, right?"
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"You didn't know what to do."
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"So what did you do?"
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"- You did the only thing you could do. - Mmm."
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"You dumped the business for a song."
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"- And who did you sell it to? - Who?"
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"You sold it to that jerk down the street,"
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"that slob that had been burying you for a year."
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"Then you took whatever money you had left"
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"and you sunk it into the glass slipper business."
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"That's your story, my friend."
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"Not a happy one, is it?"
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"Mmm-mmm."
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"You know, it's amazing. You are 100% wrong."
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"I mean, nothing you've said has been right."
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"Well, how about this..."
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"I hate to be rude, but, uh, we're trying to do a movie here."
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"- Oh, yeah? - Mmm-hmm."
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"Oh, I didn't know that. Gee, I'm sorry."
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"Listen, one thing, son."
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"Would you like to buy a watch?"
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"No."
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"Movie stars."
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"Get your filthy hands off me!"
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"I beg your pardon, young lady!"
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"Just keep your hands to yourself, turkey."
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"Hey, you."
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"Well, well, well. If it isn't the fake Lady Holiday."
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"Hello."
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""Hello"? Last night you never even said goodbye."
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"Oh, Kermit, that was just silliness."
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"But you lied to me. You used me."
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"Oh, Kermit, please, let me explain. Kermit."
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"- My name is Miss Piggy. I am a model. - Yeah."
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"I only lied because I wanted to be with you."
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"Yeah, well, I saw the way you were dancing with that guy last night."
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"- Oh, Kermit. - Well, lemme tell you something."
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"Your dancing partner happens to be a jewel thief."
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"What do you think of that?"
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"- You're jealous. - I am not."
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"You are. You are, you are, you are, you are."
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"Oh, Kermit, I'm sorry. Oh, please don't go, Kermit. Please."
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"- Mmm. - Please don't go. Kermit, please."
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"Oh, please, I'm sorry. Please."
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"- Piggy. Piggy, hold it. - Please, please, please."
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"- Piggy. Piggy? - Please, please, please."
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"- You're overacting. - What?"
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"You're overacting. You're hamming it up."
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"I am not. I am trying to save this movie."
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"Oh, yeah? Well, save your performance instead."
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"I am playing 800 different emotions."
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"Well, try to play one of them right."
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"Oh, oh! I have a career of my own."
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"I know all about your career, Pig."
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"I don't need this lousy duck pond here."
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"Sure you don't need a lousy duck pond."
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"- I'll just walk. - Okay, sure. Go ahead, walk. Okay?"
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"- Should I walk? Then I'll walk. - Walk! Go ahead and walk."
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"Oh, Piggy."
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"- Listen. - I'm doing my best."
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"I know you are."
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"Piggy, I'm sorry. We gotta get back to the movie though."
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"All right. All right, all right, all right."
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"Kermit, I'm sorry I left you last night at the nightclub."
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"Oh, well, that's okay, Piggy."
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"- Oh, Kermie. - Oh, Piggy."
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"Pretty day, sunny sky"
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"Lovely pictures dance in your eye"
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"It all seems so right"
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"It all feels so rare"
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"Summer soft sudden breeze"
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"Watch the wind play tag in the trees"
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"The world is so bright"
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"So perfectly fair"
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"Lovers sing, children dance"
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"For a minute we've got a chance"
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"Why couldn't we fly?"
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"I know we'd get by"
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"Couldn't we fly?"
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"Sunny sky, pretty day"
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"Just a push and we're on the way"
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"Yes, couldn't we ride"
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"Side by side?"
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"Whoa!"
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"Whoa!"
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""Look, Ma, no brains.""
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"Hup. Whoo!"
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"Miss Piggy. Whoa."
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"Wah! Oof!"
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"Why couldn't we fly?"
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"I know we'd get by"
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"- Sunny sky - Pretty day"
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"Just a push and we're on the way"
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"Yes, couldn't we ride"
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"Side by side?"
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"Couldn't we ride?"
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"Gangway! Watch it. Coming through."
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"She's wonderful. She's so wonderful."
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"She certainly seems to know where she's going. It's time."
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"All right, everybody. Keep it moving. Don't linger."
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"We just want to give them a hint, a taste, a soupcon."
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"Appetizers not four-course meals."
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"Marie. I don't think we should chew gum."
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"Stephanie, those false eyelashes are coming unglued."
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"Those shoes are scuffed."
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"- I know where they are. I'll get them... - Sorry."
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"Watch it, buster. Oh. Mr. Holiday, I'm sorry."
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"Hello."
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"- Miss... - Piggy."
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"- Miss Piggy? - Right."
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"Of course."
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"Have dinner with me tonight."
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"Mr. Holiday, really, I'm very busy."
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