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Clips from The Great Muppet Caper (1981)

"I'd hate to see what the sad one looks like."
The Great Muppet Caper (1981)
"Excuse me?"
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"What?"
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"We'd like a room."
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"Really?"
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"Yeah, we'd like to check in."
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"Somebody's checking in!"
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"Somebody's checking in?"
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"Oh, there's no fire in the fireplace"
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"There's no carpet on the floor"
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"Don't try to order dinner"
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"There's no kitchen anymore"
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"But if the road's been kinda bumpy"
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"And you need to rest a spell"
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"Well, welcome home To the Happiness Hotel"
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"- Hey, how are you guys fixing to pay? - What are our choices?"
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"A, credit card. B, cash."
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"C, sneak out in the middle of the night."
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"We'll take C."
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"Very popular choice."
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"If you got luggage keep it handy"
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"But you're running out of luck"
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"'Cause the bellhops Ain't too organized"
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"And the elevator's stuck"
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"Still if you don't mind friendly animals"
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"And can learn to stand the smell"
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"Well, welcome home To the Happiness Hotel"
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"You know, I may be mistaken, but the bellhops look like rats."
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"You should see the chambermaids."
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"- Welcome home - Welcome home"
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"- Welcome home - Welcome home"
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"No matter where you wander"
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"You will never do as well"
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"Okay, the lobby's looking shabby"
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"And it's got the wrong address"
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"And the whole dang thing Has been condemned"
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"by American Express"
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"Still the management is cheerful"
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"Though the whole joint's gone to hell"
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"Well, welcome home To the Happiness Hotel"
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"- You guys live here? - Yeah, but only between gigs."
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"So that means we've been here this time, what, five years?"
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"Oh, yeah, but, like, okay, you know,"
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"our agent, you know, like, he says, I mean, like,"
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"things are really going to break as soon as we get our new glossies."
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"Argh!"
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"What's wrong with the drummer? He looks a little crazed."
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"Aw, he's just upset about missing"
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"the Rembrandt exhibit at the National Gallery."
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"Renoir!"
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"- Oh, there are bugs - There are bugs"
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"- And there are lice - There are lice"
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"Sure, we have our little problems"
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"But you'll never beat the price"
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"You got every kind of critter"
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"You got every kind of pest"
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"But we treat 'em all as equals"
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"Just like any other guest"
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"Though you're cleaner than the others"
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"Still, as far as we can tell"
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"You'll fit right in to the Happiness Hotel"
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"We'll fit right in"
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"To the Happiness Hotel"
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"Say cheese!"
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"You are all weirdos."
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"Ugh."
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"Oh, that's just fine right there."
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"Thank you."
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"Hey, not bad."
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"Are you sure we can afford this?"
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"Hey, Kermit, I'm getting hungry."
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"- Call room service. - There's no phone."
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"That's okay. There's no food either."
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"Come on, Rizzo."
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"Look, why don't we forget about food and get a good night's sleep?"
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"We have to get up early to interview Lady Holiday."
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"Mmm."
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"Boy, I sure could use something"
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"from one or more of the basic food groups."
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"We'll have breakfast in the morning."
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"Right now, let's just be thankful we're here."
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"Say, this is nice."
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"Can somebody turn out the light?"
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"Thank you."
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"This is Lady Holiday."
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"Milan speaking? Then put him on."
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"Oh, yes, darling. Yes, I'm fine."
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"I had quite a scare. Thank God I wasn't hurt."
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"Of course my diamonds were valuable."
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"All my diamonds are valuable."
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"Now, darling, I want you to call the United States and tell Vogue"
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"they can't have the photographs of the spring line until after the show."
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"I'm not too happy with some of the designs."
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"Still have to make some changes."
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"Well, I'm looking at three of the gowns now"
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"and I can see horrendous mistakes."
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"Of course Paris should be notified."
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"Carla. The neckline on that gown is too high, don't you think?"
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"- I rather like the effect. - Do you like looking like an ostrich?"
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"- Of course not. - And Marla."
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"Too many frills and furbelows."
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"I don't think we should strive for the fantail pigeon look, do you?"
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"And you, Darla."
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"That outfit's the pits."
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"Loose where it should be tight and tight where it should be loose,"
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"like the folds on a turkey's neck."
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"Why would I design such atrocious-looking clothes?"
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"Oh!"
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"I must be getting senile."
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"Yes, Lady Holiday?"
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"We have to make drastic changes"
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"in the new line before the show tomorrow."
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"All my girls are going around looking like barnyard animals."
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"Good heavens. Who are you?"
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"My name is Miss Piggy"
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"and I would like to be a high-fashion model."
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"Doesn't surprise me."
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"Seems to be the way we're heading."
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"I've always dreamed of being a Holiday model."
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"I have brought my je ne sais quoi"
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