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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - Where'd You Go-Go? (S01E01)

...which you may be able to clarify for me.

"...which you may be able to clarify for me."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Me, sir? -Yes, you.

"-Me, sir? -Yes, you."

I Dream of Jeannie

When you drove up this morning, you were alone.

"When you drove up this morning, you were alone."

I Dream of Jeannie

But when l looked again there was a girl with you.

"But when l looked again there was a girl with you."

I Dream of Jeannie

-A girl? -Yes.

"-A girl? -Yes."

I Dream of Jeannie

A girl in a harem costume.

"A girl in a harem costume."

I Dream of Jeannie

A girl in a harem costume?

"A girl in a harem costume?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, at least, l thought she was in a harem costume.

"Well, at least, l thought she was in a harem costume."

I Dream of Jeannie

And then l looked a second time...

"And then l looked a second time..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...and she was in a dress.

"...and she was in a dress."

I Dream of Jeannie

Doctor...

"Doctor..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...you have a problem.

"...you have a problem."

I Dream of Jeannie

Yes.

"Yes."

I Dream of Jeannie

Of course, l know there was no girl.

"Of course, l know there was no girl."

I Dream of Jeannie

That was my subconscious playing tricks.

"That was my subconscious playing tricks."

I Dream of Jeannie

But a harem costume....

"But a harem costume...."

I Dream of Jeannie

l'll have to work this out.

"l'll have to work this out."

I Dream of Jeannie

Naturally, this will remain strictly between us.

"Naturally, this will remain strictly between us."

I Dream of Jeannie

Thank you, captain.

"Thank you, captain."

I Dream of Jeannie

And a big, beautiful good morning to you, colonel.

"And a big, beautiful good morning to you, colonel."

I Dream of Jeannie

ls it?

"ls it?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Man, oh, man, did l just meet a girl.

"Man, oh, man, did l just meet a girl."

I Dream of Jeannie

l know. And you're in love again.

"l know. And you're in love again."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, no, no. l'm serious this time. This girl is different.

"Oh, no, no. l'm serious this time. This girl is different."

I Dream of Jeannie

She's sensitive, and she's shy...

"She's sensitive, and she's shy..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...and l don't know how to handle her.

"...and l don't know how to handle her."

I Dream of Jeannie

Look, maybe you can give me some advice, huh?

"Look, maybe you can give me some advice, huh?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, sure. Sure.

"Well, sure. Sure."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, for one thing, with a shy girl, you gotta have a positive approach.

"Well, for one thing, with a shy girl, you gotta have a positive approach."

I Dream of Jeannie

You have to have a battle plan.

"You have to have a battle plan."

I Dream of Jeannie

What would you suggest?

"What would you suggest?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Let's see. A, the softening-up process.

"Let's see. A, the softening-up process."

I Dream of Jeannie

A liberal amount of champagne.

"A liberal amount of champagne."

I Dream of Jeannie

And B, the pincer movement.

"And B, the pincer movement."

I Dream of Jeannie

Get her up to your apartment to listen to your records.

"Get her up to your apartment to listen to your records."

I Dream of Jeannie

-And C, the-- -All-out attack.

"-And C, the-- -All-out attack."

I Dream of Jeannie

No. No. Wrong. Wrong.

"No. No. Wrong. Wrong."

I Dream of Jeannie

Kind of girl you described, that'd ruin everything.

"Kind of girl you described, that'd ruin everything."

I Dream of Jeannie

No, you've got to draw her out.

"No, you've got to draw her out."

I Dream of Jeannie

Get her talking about herself. Get simpatico.

"Get her talking about herself. Get simpatico."

I Dream of Jeannie

And then, we'll--

"And then, we'll--"

I Dream of Jeannie

And then she falls into my lap like a ripe plum.

"And then she falls into my lap like a ripe plum."

I Dream of Jeannie

l've got a date tonight.

"l've got a date tonight."

I Dream of Jeannie

l'd like to meet this girl. Say we meet for cocktails?

"l'd like to meet this girl. Say we meet for cocktails?"

I Dream of Jeannie

l'll give you 1 0 minutes with her, no more.

"l'll give you 1 0 minutes with her, no more."

I Dream of Jeannie

And what does that mean?

"And what does that mean?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Anyone who can give expert advice like that can't be trusted.

"Anyone who can give expert advice like that can't be trusted."

I Dream of Jeannie

Jeannie. Jeannie.

"Jeannie. Jeannie."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Yes, master. -Oh, l'm gonna be leaving now.

"-Yes, master. -Oh, l'm gonna be leaving now."

I Dream of Jeannie

There's supposed to be a good late show on television, and l was--

"There's supposed to be a good late show on television, and l was--"

I Dream of Jeannie

Hey.

"Hey."

I Dream of Jeannie

-What you all dressed up for? -l have a date.

"-What you all dressed up for? -l have a date."

I Dream of Jeannie

-With a man? -They make the best dates.

"-With a man? -They make the best dates."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well-- Well, who is he? Where did you meet him?

"Well-- Well, who is he? Where did you meet him?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, l did not meet him. l bumped into him.

"Oh, l did not meet him. l bumped into him."

I Dream of Jeannie

And like that, you made a date with him?

"And like that, you made a date with him?"

I Dream of Jeannie

A man you don't know anything about?

"A man you don't know anything about?"

I Dream of Jeannie

lf you are jealous and do not wish me to go....

"lf you are jealous and do not wish me to go...."

I Dream of Jeannie

No, no. No. Go.

"No, no. No. Go."

I Dream of Jeannie

You have every right to go out. Have a wonderful time.

"You have every right to go out. Have a wonderful time."

I Dream of Jeannie

-What's his name? -l forgot to ask him.

"-What's his name? -l forgot to ask him."

I Dream of Jeannie

You don't even know his name?

"You don't even know his name?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, well, master, l'm a grown woman.

"Oh, well, master, l'm a grown woman."

I Dream of Jeannie

What is there to worry about?

"What is there to worry about?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Grown men.

"Grown men."

I Dream of Jeannie

l see you don't have any experience with the American male.

"l see you don't have any experience with the American male."

I Dream of Jeannie

l'll have to have a talk with him when he picks you up.

"l'll have to have a talk with him when he picks you up."

I Dream of Jeannie

l am meeting him at the public library.

"l am meeting him at the public library."

I Dream of Jeannie

He's not coming here? What's he trying to hide?

"He's not coming here? What's he trying to hide?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, if you would rather l do not go, l will not go--

"Well, if you would rather l do not go, l will not go--"

I Dream of Jeannie

No, no. Go, go. lt's your life.

"No, no. Go, go. lt's your life."

I Dream of Jeannie

You made the date. Go.

"You made the date. Go."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well...

"Well..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...goodbye then.

"...goodbye then."

I Dream of Jeannie

Goodbye.

"Goodbye."

I Dream of Jeannie

-l am going. -Yeah, l know.

"-l am going. -Yeah, l know."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Good night then. -Good night.

"-Good night then. -Good night."

I Dream of Jeannie

Unless you would rather l do not go, and then l won't.

"Unless you would rather l do not go, and then l won't."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, no. Go. Go.

"Oh, no. Go. Go."

I Dream of Jeannie

She went. Jeannie--

"She went. Jeannie--"

I Dream of Jeannie

Hi. Hello?

"Hi. Hello?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Hello, Roger. l haven't got time to talk.

"Hello, Roger. l haven't got time to talk."

I Dream of Jeannie

l've got to go after a friend.

"l've got to go after a friend."

I Dream of Jeannie

l thought we were gonna meet and have a couple of drinks.

"l thought we were gonna meet and have a couple of drinks."

I Dream of Jeannie

I'll meet her some other time. My friend's in real trouble.

"I'll meet her some other time. My friend's in real trouble."

I Dream of Jeannie

Never mind. She just came back.

"Never mind. She just came back."

I Dream of Jeannie

Hello, lover. Ready to rock the town?

"Hello, lover. Ready to rock the town?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Now, l'll bet you got big plans for tonight.

"Now, l'll bet you got big plans for tonight."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Where do we go first? -Public library.

"-Where do we go first? -Public library."

I Dream of Jeannie

May l help you?

"May l help you?"

I Dream of Jeannie

No, thanks. We're just looking.

"No, thanks. We're just looking."

I Dream of Jeannie

Tony, l think you've been in orbit too long.

"Tony, l think you've been in orbit too long."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, first you drag me to the public library...

"Well, first you drag me to the public library..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...and you don't even take out a book.

"...and you don't even take out a book."

I Dream of Jeannie

And this is the fourth nightclub we've been to.

"And this is the fourth nightclub we've been to."

I Dream of Jeannie

Don't you like our nightclubs, Diane?

"Don't you like our nightclubs, Diane?"

I Dream of Jeannie

l wouldn't know.

"l wouldn't know."

I Dream of Jeannie

We haven't stopped in one long enough to have a drink.

"We haven't stopped in one long enough to have a drink."

I Dream of Jeannie

-There's a friend l'd like you to meet. -That's progress.

"-There's a friend l'd like you to meet. -That's progress."

I Dream of Jeannie

So far all l've met are four doormen and a head librarian.

"So far all l've met are four doormen and a head librarian."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Roge. -Tony.

"-Roge. -Tony."

I Dream of Jeannie

This is Diane Rodney. Captain Roger Healey.

"This is Diane Rodney. Captain Roger Healey."

I Dream of Jeannie

Diane. Would you like to join us?

"Diane. Would you like to join us?"

I Dream of Jeannie

-We'd love-- -No, thanks. We've got to run.

"-We'd love-- -No, thanks. We've got to run."

I Dream of Jeannie

Do you ever sit down long enough to make a friend?

"Do you ever sit down long enough to make a friend?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Diane, sit down. l'll be right back.

"Diane, sit down. l'll be right back."

I Dream of Jeannie

Pardon me. Jeannie.

"Pardon me. Jeannie."

I Dream of Jeannie

Master, darling, what are you doing here?

"Master, darling, what are you doing here?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, l just dropped in for a drink.

"Oh, l just dropped in for a drink."

I Dream of Jeannie

While l'm here, might as well drive you home.

"While l'm here, might as well drive you home."

I Dream of Jeannie

l do not think my date would like that.

"l do not think my date would like that."

I Dream of Jeannie

l don't care whether he likes it or not.

"l don't care whether he likes it or not."

I Dream of Jeannie

Jeannie, l don't think you realize the trouble you can get into...

"Jeannie, l don't think you realize the trouble you can get into..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...staying out late with a man you don't know.

"...staying out late with a man you don't know."

I Dream of Jeannie

This man could be dangerous.

"This man could be dangerous."

I Dream of Jeannie

He could be some kind of a nut.

"He could be some kind of a nut."

I Dream of Jeannie

He could be Roger.

"He could be Roger."

I Dream of Jeannie

Roge--? Roger--? Roger's your date?

"Roge--? Roger--? Roger's your date?"

I Dream of Jeannie

You two know each other?

"You two know each other?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Yes. Yes. We've met.

"Yes. Yes. We've met."

I Dream of Jeannie

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