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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Crawl Space (S01E01)

"[Sniffs] Shouldn't have farted."
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"[Grandma] Who's trapped in the Wall?"
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"- Bob. - [Bob] Me."
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"Bob can't fit in the wall. He's overweight!"
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"- Mom! - What? He can't hear me."
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"[Bob] Yes, I can. I'm right here."
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"Uh, I'd like to order a hamburger."
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"No, All He can't have a hamburger. He can have a turkey burger."
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"There's no such thing as a turkey burger."
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"- Go read your Maxim. - Dad gets Maxim?"
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"No. He found it in the recycling at the condo."
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"Who's on the cover?"
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"The girls of Coyote Ugly."
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"I don't think they're even alive anymore."
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"Lin, we need to open the restaurant."
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"Hey, I bet I can get down there."
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"What are you talking about? You can go down?"
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"[Bob] Kids, you meet me down there, okay?"
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"You're gonna be my eyes and my hands."
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"- Okay. We're down there. - No, you're not. You haven't moved."
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"I'm turning on the grill! Beep, boop. Whoosh!"
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"That's not the sound the grill makes Go clown to the restaurant."
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"Okay, so the special comes with feta cheese..."
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"and it's called “Never Been Feta.""
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"[Chuckles] Did you hear that? Are you laughing?"
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"[Laughing]"
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"I hear you laughing. Are you writing it?"
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"Yep. “Never Been Feta.""
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"Good. All right, I'm gonna go..."
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"get Tina setup on the grill."
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"This is going great!"
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"[Grunting]"
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"Hey, kids. Gene. Louise."
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"- Hey! - Hey. Take this."
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"- That's my pee. - Oh."
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"- Yeah. - [Groans]"
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"Empty it out and bring it back, okay? This will be our system."
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"- Uh- - You're my pee guy."
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"- Dads pee. - [Groans]"
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"Bob, I called Teddy the contractor."
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"He's coming right away to get you out."
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"What? No. Lin, that's not necessary."
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"Of course it is. You're stuck in the wall."
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"No, I know. Just- You know how Teddy is."
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"Talky Teddy. Yap, yap, yap."
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"What, you don't have time for his stories?"
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"Are you very, very busy today?"
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"Uh, no."
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"You're in a tight spot, huh, Bobby?"
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"- A little bit, Teddy. - Gee."
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"I've heard of buildings like this, you know, with false walls."
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"- Uh-huh. - It's a prohibition thing."
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"- Oh. - Yeah, this town, it used to be a bootleggers' port"
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"A lot of people don't know that."
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"- That's interesting. - Yeah."
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"- My great uncle used to run a speakeasy here in town. - Uh-huh."
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"It was called Swanky's. Place was called Swanky's."
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"- You ever hear of a cocktail called the Swanky Panky? - No."
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"- It's made with two parts vermouth- - Teddy, Teddy, Teddy. Listen."
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"Don't get me out today, okay?"
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"Tell Linda you have to come back tomorrow."
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"- I got the Sawzall in the truck. I don't even- - No, no. Teddy, listen."
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"Tell her that you need a permit or something."
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"You want to stay in the wall, Bob'?"
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"Don't judge, Teddy. Don't judge."
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"There's nothing wrong with a man enjoying his crawl space..."
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"till his in-laws leave"
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"No, it's just, you know I heard about this guy."
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"That hid out in a wall from the police."
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"- He Went bonkers, Bob. - Yeah."
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"- When they found him, he was chewing oh a two-by-four- - Mm-hmm."
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"- Wearing nothing but copper Wire. - That's a great story, Teddy."
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"Just come back tomorrow."
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"Okay. I still gotta charge you for today though."
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"Today? You just stood there, talking."
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"Bob, you know, my therapist says that if I don't value my time, nobody's going to."
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"All right. You're right. Right."
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"All right. I'm just gonna write it up..."
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"as a consultation though- friend prices."
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"Do whatever you have to do..."
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"- and just drop the bill down the shaft. - All right."
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"- [Teddy] Did you get it? - [Bob] Did you drop it?"
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"- [Teddy] I dropped it. - I didn't get it."
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"[Teddy] Well, I can't have the- you know, the things outstanding."
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"- Teddy, I'll look for it, all right? - Find it."
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"- [Bob] Write another one then! - I don't have- Now I gotta go to the truck."
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"Okay. As you can see..."
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"I'm spending my first night inside the walls of my own house"
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"I borrowed Gene's camera so I can document my experience."
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"[Linda] Come on, Bob. it's late."
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"And Louise has loaned me her Kuchi Kupi night light."
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"- [Louise] Kuchi Kopi. - Kuchi Kopi. Kuchi Kopi night light."
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"Anyway, here's where I'm gonna sleep tonight. I'll show you."
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"[Grandma] Oh! All Yes!"
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"[Grandma Moaning]"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Oh, my God. I think Linda's parents are having sex."
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"[Moaning Continues]"
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"I hope they're using protection, 'cause I am not taking care of that baby."
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"I'm gonna sample it."
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"[Grandma Continues Moaning]"
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"[Moaning]"
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"Well, hello. Funny seeing you here."
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"Whoa. Double trouble."
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"Okay, let's do this."
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"[Groaning]"
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"- You sound like my grandmother. - What? I can't hear you."
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"And you sound like my grandfather."
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"[Moaning]"
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"Please stop touching each other. Please stop touching each other."
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"[Screams]"
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"[Grandma Continues Moaning]"
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"[Snoring]"
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"- [Barking Sounds] - Gene, you ready to give your report?"
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"Oh. Uh-"
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"My grandparents are staying with us, and they were both alive during prohibition."
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"So this is What it sounds like when they have sex in the room next to mine."
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"[Grandma] Ow! Ow! [Moans]"
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"[Skipping] Ow-Ow-Ow-Ow-OM"
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"- [Grandpa] What? - Ow] '"
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