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Clips from Lucifer - Orange Is the New Maze (S03E03)

"Ah. So what was Pierce doing at your house, then?"
Lucifer
"We had a date."
Lucifer
"Right."
Lucifer
"Right. I thought as much."
Lucifer
"Bully for you, Detective."
Lucifer
"Uh, did I mention the vic was male? And, uh,"
Lucifer
"would you look at those earlobes?"
Lucifer
"So big. Huge. Huge earlobes."
Lucifer
"Which tells me absolutely nothing. But I can keep going."
Lucifer
"And the gunsho... Ooh, look! Oh, wait, looky there."
Lucifer
"Oh. Security camera. Okay."
Lucifer
"I'll see if there's, uh, footage of the crime."
Lucifer
"Oh, let it out, buddy. Even though Pierce and Decker"
Lucifer
"are totally hot together, I know change is rough."
Lucifer
"Ms. Lopez, please. Enough."
Lucifer
"- Thank you. - Lucifer..."
Lucifer
"okay, you and Chloe"
Lucifer
"have this undefined something or other, okay,"
Lucifer
"that I never really understood."
Lucifer
"It's-it's on a... a whole other plane."
Lucifer
"Even though Pierce and Decker, I mean,"
Lucifer
"whoo-ee, what gorgeous babies those two would have, or die trying..."
Lucifer
"But I'm sorry this is rough for you."
Lucifer
"No, I'm fine. I'm fine."
Lucifer
"I'm more than fine, actually."
Lucifer
"I mean, those two dating"
Lucifer
"was practically my idea, so..."
Lucifer
"Can we...?"
Lucifer
"- Uh, yeah, so... - Guys."
Lucifer
"We got something."
Lucifer
"Yeah."
Lucifer
"Oh, no."
Lucifer
"That isn't..."
Lucifer
"You told her to blow off some steam?"
Lucifer
"Well, I was really hoping she'd choose Catalina."
Lucifer
"There's no sign of Maze at any of the usual spots."
Lucifer
"And she's not answering my calls."
Lucifer
"Most definitely the actions of an innocent woman."
Lucifer
"Well, let's not jump to conclusions."
Lucifer
"It's not like the video shows her"
Lucifer
"actually stabbing our vic."
Lucifer
"No. Merely plucking"
Lucifer
"her knife out of his chest."
Lucifer
"Do you really think she did this?"
Lucifer
"I mean, yes, Maze is rash..."
Lucifer
"Or nuclear, more like."
Lucifer
"There's got to be another explanation."
Lucifer
"There is. It's about me."
Lucifer
"Maze asked me to take her home, and I said no,"
Lucifer
"at which point she flew into a rage"
Lucifer
"and threatened to make me sorry."
Lucifer
"So she's clearly acting out."
Lucifer
"But if she thinks she can manipulate me"
Lucifer
"into changing my mind, then she's sorely mistaken."
Lucifer
"So you didn't give her a ride home one night."
Lucifer
"I mean, call me crazy, but that doesn't make someone kill."
Lucifer
"Hey."
Lucifer
"Hey there, Lieutenant."
Lucifer
"Um... any updates?"
Lucifer
"Mm-hmm. Our vic is an ex-con"
Lucifer
"named Mike Biltz."
Lucifer
"Hmm. An active bounty of Mazikeen Smith."
Lucifer
"- Hmm. - Well, Maze bounties"
Lucifer
"a lot of people, you know."
Lucifer
"She's a overachiever, that Maze."
Lucifer
"She's had a prior run-in with him."
Lucifer
"It says she brought him in once before."
Lucifer
"So she knows him... it doesn't mean anything."
Lucifer
"Or one very obvious thing... guilty."
Lucifer
"Chloe, is this case too personal for you?"
Lucifer
"Maybe your roommate isn't who you think she is."
Lucifer
"- Ex-roommate. I'm just saying. - All right,"
Lucifer
"well, I'll need you to stay impartial."
Lucifer
"Copy that. I'll keep it completely professional."
Lucifer
"Whereas I, on the other hand,"
Lucifer
"will keep things entirely personal."
Lucifer
"I will not rest until we track down that manipulative demon."
Lucifer
"In fact, I'm gonna go and look for Maze again now."
Lucifer
"All right. Great. I'm gonna check out a lead"
Lucifer
"on our vic's last place of employment... some winery"
Lucifer
"- called Monte De Oro. - I'll go with you."
Lucifer
"Okay."
Lucifer
"Uh, no need, Lieutenant."
Lucifer
"Actually, on second thought,"
Lucifer
"I think I should make 100% certain"
Lucifer
"of Maze's guilt before I find and punish her."
Lucifer
"Come on, partner."
Lucifer
"Okay."
Lucifer
"Hmm. We'll take my car, shall we?"
Lucifer
"So romantic, the California coastline, isn't it?"
Lucifer
"- Yeah. Yeah, it really is. - Mm."
Lucifer
"Speaking of..."
Lucifer
"That beach date that you went on with Pierce,"
Lucifer
"was it a date date?"
Lucifer
"Um, it was just a regular date."
Lucifer
"Ah."
Lucifer
"Well, you're free to spend your..."
Lucifer
"your spare time with whomever you choose."
Lucifer
"I mean, I'm not one for gorilla-sized ham hands"
Lucifer
"or stale alcohol breath or, yeah, just the general blokes,"
Lucifer
"but I suppose there's no accounting for taste, is there?"
Lucifer
"No. No, there's not."
Lucifer
"No... also, I-I'm surprised"
Lucifer
"that you'd date someone so on in years."
Lucifer
"Huh? What are you talking about?"
Lucifer
"Oh, believe me, Pierce is, uh,"
Lucifer
"well, he's much older than he looks."
Lucifer
"And we all know that dating older men has its downsides:"
Lucifer
"performance, stamina, you know, the important bits."
Lucifer
"Okay, Lucifer..."
Lucifer
"Well, I just hate to see you unsatisfied, that's all."
Lucifer
"Lucifer, I'm not discussing this with you."
Lucifer
"- Okay, okay. - Okay?"
Lucifer
"Besides, Pierce and I, we're not even sleeping to..."
Lucifer
"You know, we're not..."
Lucifer
"We're not, and never mind, and it's none of your business."
Lucifer
"So, how far are we? Are we there?"
Lucifer
"Uh, we're nearly there."
Lucifer
"Okay."
Lucifer
"Thank you for talking with us, Mrs. Channing."
Lucifer
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