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Clips from Cheers - Rebound: Part 2 (S03E03)

VERY FUNNY, WISE GUY.

"VERY FUNNY, WISE GUY."

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COME ON.

"COME ON."

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YOU'RE A FAILURE AT EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER TRIED TO DO.

"YOU'RE A FAILURE AT EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER TRIED TO DO."

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AND YOU'RE GUTLESS BECAUSE YOU WON'T ADMIT YOU'RE A FAILURE.

"AND YOU'RE GUTLESS BECAUSE YOU WON'T ADMIT YOU'RE A FAILURE."

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YOU'VE HURT YOUR FRIENDS.

"YOU'VE HURT YOUR FRIENDS."

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YOU'VE HURT EVERYONE THAT'S EVER TRIED TO REACH OUT TO YOU.

"YOU'VE HURT EVERYONE THAT'S EVER TRIED TO REACH OUT TO YOU."

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YOU MAKE ME SICK!

"YOU MAKE ME SICK!"

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SAM, TELL ME WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND.

"SAM, TELL ME WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND."

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I'M WONDERING HOW MUCH THIS IS GONNA COST ME.

"I'M WONDERING HOW MUCH THIS IS GONNA COST ME."

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YOU'RE THINKING OF MONEY.

"YOU'RE THINKING OF MONEY."

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I HOPE IT'S NOT GOING TO BE A LOT.

"I HOPE IT'S NOT GOING TO BE A LOT."

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BECAUSE THE TRUTH IS I COULD GET DIANE TO COME IN HERE AND DO THIS FOR FREE.

"BECAUSE THE TRUTH IS I COULD GET DIANE TO COME IN HERE AND DO THIS FOR FREE."

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SHE USED TO ABUSE ME FOR FREE ALL THE TIME.

"SHE USED TO ABUSE ME FOR FREE ALL THE TIME."

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WELL, IT WASN'T EXACTLY FREE.

"WELL, IT WASN'T EXACTLY FREE."

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I HAD TO SLEEP WITH HER.

"I HAD TO SLEEP WITH HER."

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YOU KNOW, SAM, BENEATH YOUR FLIPPANCY,

"YOU KNOW, SAM, BENEATH YOUR FLIPPANCY,"

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I SENSE A LOT OF HOSTILITY TOWARDS DIANE

"I SENSE A LOT OF HOSTILITY TOWARDS DIANE"

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AND TOWARDS MYSELF.

"AND TOWARDS MYSELF."

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LOOK...

"LOOK..."

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I HAVEN'T HAD A DRINK IN 10 DAYS.

"I HAVEN'T HAD A DRINK IN 10 DAYS."

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I KNOW I GOT A PROBLEM,

"I KNOW I GOT A PROBLEM,"

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BUT I'M GOING TO A.A.,

"BUT I'M GOING TO A.A.,"

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AND I REALLY I THINK I'M GOING TO BE OK.

"AND I REALLY I THINK I'M GOING TO BE OK."

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YOU'RE BETTER THAN OK, SAM.

"YOU'RE BETTER THAN OK, SAM."

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YOU'RE ABUNDANTLY HUMAN.

"YOU'RE ABUNDANTLY HUMAN."

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DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY I MADE YOU SICK A MINUTE AGO?

"DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY I MADE YOU SICK A MINUTE AGO?"

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I WAS CONFRONTING YOU, SAM.

"I WAS CONFRONTING YOU, SAM."

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FORGET ABOUT A MINUTE AGO.

"FORGET ABOUT A MINUTE AGO."

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I'M NOW TELLING YOU THAT YOU'RE ABUNDANTLY HUMAN.

"I'M NOW TELLING YOU THAT YOU'RE ABUNDANTLY HUMAN."

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WELL, GREAT. GREAT. BECAUSE...

"WELL, GREAT. GREAT. BECAUSE..."

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I REALLY THINK I'M GOING TO BE ABLE TO HANDLE THIS NOW.

"I REALLY THINK I'M GOING TO BE ABLE TO HANDLE THIS NOW."

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I DON'T.

"I DON'T."

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I'M ABUNDANTLY HUMAN, REMEMBER?

"I'M ABUNDANTLY HUMAN, REMEMBER?"

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SAM, DON'T YOU SEE WHAT I'M DOING HERE?

"SAM, DON'T YOU SEE WHAT I'M DOING HERE?"

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I'M PUTTING YOU ON AN EMOTIONAL PENDULUM.

"I'M PUTTING YOU ON AN EMOTIONAL PENDULUM."

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I DON'T WANT TO BE ON AN EMOTIONAL ANYTHING.

"I DON'T WANT TO BE ON AN EMOTIONAL ANYTHING."

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I JUST WANT TO QUIT.

"I JUST WANT TO QUIT."

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UH-OH. WHAT?

"UH-OH. WHAT?"

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THIS IS VERY DISTRESSING.

"THIS IS VERY DISTRESSING."

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I HEAR SAM THE FAILURE TALKING.

"I HEAR SAM THE FAILURE TALKING."

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YOU SAID I WAS ABUNDANTLY HUMAN, TWICE!

"YOU SAID I WAS ABUNDANTLY HUMAN, TWICE!"

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AN ABUNDANTLY HUMAN PERSON IS NOT RESISTANT TO CHANGE.

"AN ABUNDANTLY HUMAN PERSON IS NOT RESISTANT TO CHANGE."

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I WANT TO QUIT. THAT'S A CHANGE.

"I WANT TO QUIT. THAT'S A CHANGE."

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SAM, YOU'RE BECOMING COMPULSIVE ON THIS POINT.

"SAM, YOU'RE BECOMING COMPULSIVE ON THIS POINT."

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I THINK WE SHOULD DOUBLE OUR SESSIONS.

"I THINK WE SHOULD DOUBLE OUR SESSIONS."

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DOUBLE! OH, COME ON, FRASIER.

"DOUBLE! OH, COME ON, FRASIER."

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I'M GONNA BE OK, REALLY.

"I'M GONNA BE OK, REALLY."

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YOUR PROGRESS HAS BEEN REMARKABLE.

"YOUR PROGRESS HAS BEEN REMARKABLE."

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GOOD. GOOD. LET'S QUIT BEFORE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND.

"GOOD. GOOD. LET'S QUIT BEFORE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND."

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SAM, THERE'S THAT WORD "QUIT" AGAIN.

"SAM, THERE'S THAT WORD "QUIT" AGAIN."

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DO YOU REALIZE THAT YOU KEEP SAYING IT?

"DO YOU REALIZE THAT YOU KEEP SAYING IT?"

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COULD YOU STOP SAYING IT IF YOU WANTED TO?

"COULD YOU STOP SAYING IT IF YOU WANTED TO?"

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FRASIER.

"FRASIER."

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SAM, I KNOW A QUIET, PEACEFUL LITTLE PLACE IN THE COUNTRY.

"SAM, I KNOW A QUIET, PEACEFUL LITTLE PLACE IN THE COUNTRY."

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I COULD GET YOU IN FOR THE WEEKEND.

"I COULD GET YOU IN FOR THE WEEKEND."

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LOVELY GROUNDS. NICE FOOD. DRESS IS CASUAL.

"LOVELY GROUNDS. NICE FOOD. DRESS IS CASUAL."

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IN FACT, YOUR TIE AND BELT WILL BE CONFISCATED.

"IN FACT, YOUR TIE AND BELT WILL BE CONFISCATED."

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FRASIER, I'M NOT GOING TO THE HOSPITAL.

"FRASIER, I'M NOT GOING TO THE HOSPITAL."

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I'M NOT HAVING ANY MORE SESSIONS.

"I'M NOT HAVING ANY MORE SESSIONS."

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WE'RE THROUGH. THAT'S IT. NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.

"WE'RE THROUGH. THAT'S IT. NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE."

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SAM, WE DID IT!

"SAM, WE DID IT!"

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DID WHAT?

"DID WHAT?"

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YOU'RE A WHOLE PERSON, SAM.

"YOU'RE A WHOLE PERSON, SAM."

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REALLY, I MEAN THAT.

"REALLY, I MEAN THAT."

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I AM?

"I AM?"

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YOU STOOD UP TO ME AND TOOK CONTROL.

"YOU STOOD UP TO ME AND TOOK CONTROL."

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YOU'RE NO LONGER A MAN WHO NEEDS

"YOU'RE NO LONGER A MAN WHO NEEDS"

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TO RUN AWAY FROM HIS PROBLEMS,

"TO RUN AWAY FROM HIS PROBLEMS,"

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WHO NEEDS TO DRINK,

"WHO NEEDS TO DRINK,"

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WHO NEEDS TO SPEND HIS WEEKENDS

"WHO NEEDS TO SPEND HIS WEEKENDS"

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AT A HOSPITAL IN THE STICKS BOUND ON THORAZINE.

"AT A HOSPITAL IN THE STICKS BOUND ON THORAZINE."

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GOOD-BYE, SAM. BE WELL.

"GOOD-BYE, SAM. BE WELL."

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OH, UH, FRASIER, WAIT A MINUTE.

"OH, UH, FRASIER, WAIT A MINUTE."

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SAM, YOU MUST BREAK THIS ATTACHMENT.

"SAM, YOU MUST BREAK THIS ATTACHMENT."

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SWIM, SAM. SWIM.

"SWIM, SAM. SWIM."

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NO, NO, FRASIER. NO.

"NO, NO, FRASIER. NO."

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I JUST WANT YOU TO TELL ME

"I JUST WANT YOU TO TELL ME"

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WHAT YOU THINK PUT DIANE IN THE HA-HA HOUSE.

"WHAT YOU THINK PUT DIANE IN THE HA-HA HOUSE."

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WELL, I'M NOT HER DOCTOR,

"WELL, I'M NOT HER DOCTOR,"

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AND EVEN IF I WERE, I COULDN'T DISCUSS IT WITH YOU.

"AND EVEN IF I WERE, I COULDN'T DISCUSS IT WITH YOU."

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DOESN'T MATTER. I KNOW SHE WENT NUTS

"DOESN'T MATTER. I KNOW SHE WENT NUTS"

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'CAUSE I KICKED HER OUT OF HERE.

"'CAUSE I KICKED HER OUT OF HERE."

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AND BY THE WAY, SAM...

"AND BY THE WAY, SAM..."

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I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD USE THE WORD "NUTS"

"I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD USE THE WORD "NUTS""

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WHEN DISCUSSING DIANE.

"WHEN DISCUSSING DIANE."

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OH? YOU'VE MET HER.

"OH? YOU'VE MET HER."

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GIVE ME A BETTER ONE.

"GIVE ME A BETTER ONE."

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BONKERS.

"BONKERS."

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YOU SEE? YOU DON'T NEED ALCOHOL TO HAVE FUN.

"YOU SEE? YOU DON'T NEED ALCOHOL TO HAVE FUN."

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IN MY PROFESSION,

"IN MY PROFESSION,"

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THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A CLOSED DOOR.

"THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A CLOSED DOOR."

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THAT EXPLAINS HOW DIANE GOT OUT.

"THAT EXPLAINS HOW DIANE GOT OUT."

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YOU KNOW, AS LONG AS YOU HANG ON TO THAT WONDERFUL SENSE OF HUMOR,

"YOU KNOW, AS LONG AS YOU HANG ON TO THAT WONDERFUL SENSE OF HUMOR,"

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I DON'T THINK YOU CAN EVER GO COMPLETELY ASTRAY.

"I DON'T THINK YOU CAN EVER GO COMPLETELY ASTRAY."

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GOOD-BYE, EVERYBODY.

"GOOD-BYE, EVERYBODY."

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SO LONG, DOC.

"SO LONG, DOC."

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HEY, FRASIER.

"HEY, FRASIER."

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SAY HELLO TO ALL YOUR LOONS FOR ME.

"SAY HELLO TO ALL YOUR LOONS FOR ME."

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CARLA, WHY DO YOU KEEP BUILDING WALLS

"CARLA, WHY DO YOU KEEP BUILDING WALLS"

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BETWEEN YOURSELF AND EVERYONE ELSE?

"BETWEEN YOURSELF AND EVERYONE ELSE?"

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HAVE YOU TAKEN A GOOD LOOK AT EVERYONE ELSE?

"HAVE YOU TAKEN A GOOD LOOK AT EVERYONE ELSE?"

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TOUCHÉ.

"TOUCHÉ."

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HERE'S TO SAMMY.

"HERE'S TO SAMMY."

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10 DAYS WITHOUT THE SLOW DEATH OF DEMON ALCOHOL.

"10 DAYS WITHOUT THE SLOW DEATH OF DEMON ALCOHOL."

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NO, NO. COME ON, YOU GUYS. DON'T TOAST ME FOR THAT.

"NO, NO. COME ON, YOU GUYS. DON'T TOAST ME FOR THAT."

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I TELL YOU, GETTING BACK ON THE BOTTLE

"I TELL YOU, GETTING BACK ON THE BOTTLE"

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WAS THE STUPIDEST THING I EVER DID.

"WAS THE STUPIDEST THING I EVER DID."

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I WAS READING IN AN ARTICLE THE OTHER DAY...

"I WAS READING IN AN ARTICLE THE OTHER DAY..."

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ALCOHOL ACTUALLY EATS HUGE HOLES IN THE TISSUE OF YOUR--

"ALCOHOL ACTUALLY EATS HUGE HOLES IN THE TISSUE OF YOUR--"

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CLIFFIE, SOME PEOPLE LIKE BARTENDERS

"CLIFFIE, SOME PEOPLE LIKE BARTENDERS"

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WHO TELL GREAT STORIES AND JOKES.

"WHO TELL GREAT STORIES AND JOKES."

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NO, GIVE ME A GOOD TEMPERANCE LECTURE ANY TIME.

"NO, GIVE ME A GOOD TEMPERANCE LECTURE ANY TIME."

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I'M SORRY, YOU GUYS.

"I'M SORRY, YOU GUYS."

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WELL, THANK GOD I DON'T HAVE AN ALCOHOLIC PERSONALITY.

"WELL, THANK GOD I DON'T HAVE AN ALCOHOLIC PERSONALITY."

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YOU DON'T HAVE A PERSONALITY.

"YOU DON'T HAVE A PERSONALITY."

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CARLA, I'M GOING TO RESIST THE TEMPTATION

"CARLA, I'M GOING TO RESIST THE TEMPTATION"

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OF HURLING A REJOINDER IN YOUR DIRECTION

"OF HURLING A REJOINDER IN YOUR DIRECTION"

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PRIMARILY OUT OF THE RESPECT I BEAR FOR MEMBERS OF YOUR GENDER.

"PRIMARILY OUT OF THE RESPECT I BEAR FOR MEMBERS OF YOUR GENDER."

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PLEASE, MAKE SURE THAT'S ALL YOU BEAR FOR MEMBERS OF MY GENDER.

"PLEASE, MAKE SURE THAT'S ALL YOU BEAR FOR MEMBERS OF MY GENDER."

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HELLO, EVERYBODY.

"HELLO, EVERYBODY."

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