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Clips from The Odd Couple (1970) - A Taste of Money (S01E01)

"You know the kid loves to play these cockamamie games!"
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"So what are we supposed to do, get down on his level"
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"and put on cloaks and daggers..."
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"No, no, Felix, we're supposed to scare him."
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"Call the police."
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"There must be a better way."
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"There is, and I've got it."
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"No, no, no walloping."
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"No walloping. Listen."
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"Starvation?"
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"No, no starvation."
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"Look, we'll call the police"
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"without calling the police."
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"What seems to be the trouble?"
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"Well, Officer, we have a juvenile here"
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"with $2,000 in cash"
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"which he obviously didn't get legitimately."
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"All right, son."
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"It won't do you any good to stall."
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"Now, where'd you hide the money?"
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"Officer, we haven't had a chance"
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"to brief you in detail."
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"We know where the money is."
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"We don't know where he got it."
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"All right, son... Are you a real cop?"
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"Of course I'm a real cop."
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"Don't you see the uniform and the badge and everything?"
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"Why do you ask?"
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"Because a real cop would put me"
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"through the third degree like they do at the police station."
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"That's right!"
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"You put him under a glaring light."
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"You don't let him have a glass of water or a cigarette"
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"until he cracks!"
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"But we don't do things like that anymore."
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"But you do make certain exceptions, don't you, Officer?"
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"Not since the Supreme Court ruling..."
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"We'll make an exception in this case."
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"We'll make an exception, yes."
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"You, get me a light."
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"Right, Officer."
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"And you, kid, you asked for it,"
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"and you're going to get it."
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"All right, Phillip,"
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"we're going to give you a breather."
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"You can relax. Men?"
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"He's enjoying this."
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"We're going about it the wrong way."
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"You noticed that, too, huh?"
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"This kid's a tough cookie,"
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"Oscar, and I've known some of the toughest."
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"I think you were right, Oscar."
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"We're gonna have to scare him."
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"No, wait a minute, just count me out."
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"Well, we're gonna have to do something."
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"There's no such thing as a bad boy."
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"Are you sure you're a real cop?"
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"I know what we'll do."
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"All right,"
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"sorry, gentlemen, but that's the law!"
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"What kind of a crazy law is that?"
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"I don't understand, Officer, why us?!"
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"Just put those on."
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"We'll discuss that later"
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"in the paddy wagon."
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"All right, son, you're in the clear,"
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"and you can go."
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"Hey, what's going on?!"
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"I'm taking these two in."
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"But, why? I did it."
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"Take me."
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"That's all right, Phillip."
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"We'll take the rap."
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"You're in the clear, son!"
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"You see, we just made up this new law..."
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"I'll tell him, I'll tell him, Murray."
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"Yes, the prisoner will tell you."
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"You see, there's this new law in New York"
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"that any adult that knows about a crime..."
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"And the key word is "adult.""
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"any adult that knows about a crime"
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"that was committed by a child..."
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"Then he will be tried for that crime"
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"until that crime is solved!"
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"Are they going to arrest Alicia, too?"
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"Who's Alicia?"
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"His Spanish maid, but don't try to arrest her."
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"It'll take hours."
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"She's a foreign adult."
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"The key word there is foreign."
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"No, you've got us."
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"Take us in."
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"We'll have to take the rap."
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"Forward our mail to Sing Sing, will you, Phillip?"
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"All right, come on, let's go."
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"But wait!"
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"They're innocent!"
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"I can explain about the money!"
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"Oh, we wouldn't want you to be a stool pigeon, Phillip."
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"I found it on the way home"
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"in a black garbage can with a red top"
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"behind an old brownstone."
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"That's all right, son. You're in the clear."
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"Okay, come on, let's go. I'm taking you in."
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"Wait a minute, will you? He's telling the truth."
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"He is? Yes, I am."
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"Of course he is."
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"Explain it slowly, Phillip."
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"Well, you see,"
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"I was on my way home from school,"
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"and there was this black garbage can"
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"with a red top..."
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"Listen, if this kid has sent us"
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"on another wild goose chase, I'm..."
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"A black garbage can with a red top?"
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"This time, we're on the right wild goose chase."
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"He was scared."
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"So was I when Murray couldn't find the key to the handcuffs."
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"Red with a black, or black with a red top?"
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"No, black with a red top, that's it."
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