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Clips from Cheers - Don Juan Is Hell (S04E04)

Outside the family? Yeah.

"Outside the family? Yeah."

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A what age Did you have

"A what age Did you have"

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Your first Sexual encounter?

"Your first Sexual encounter?"

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Oh, all right, That's more like it.

"Oh, all right, That's more like it."

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Ok.

"Ok."

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"Trevor, A case study." Who's trevor?

""Trevor, A case study." Who's trevor?"

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That's you.

"That's you."

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You're not gonna Use my name?

"You're not gonna Use my name?"

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Of course not.

"Of course not."

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So i do all the work, And this trevor guy Gets the credit?

"So i do all the work, And this trevor guy Gets the credit?"

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Sam, this isn't Your resume.

"Sam, this isn't Your resume."

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In psychological Treatise, real names Are never used.

"In psychological Treatise, real names Are never used."

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Yeah, but at least I should be able to Choose my own name?

"Yeah, but at least I should be able to Choose my own name?"

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How about duke?

"How about duke?"

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It's my paper, And i like trevor.

"It's my paper, And i like trevor."

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All right, fine. Let's see, where were we?

"All right, fine. Let's see, where were we?"

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You wanted to know About my first time, right?

"You wanted to know About my first time, right?"

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Yes. How old Were you?

"Yes. How old Were you?"

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Boy, i'm not sure.

"Boy, i'm not sure."

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I know I couldn't get To her house

"I know I couldn't get To her house"

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Until the crossing guard Showed up.

"Until the crossing guard Showed up."

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Wow, first time is Kind of hard to remember.

"Wow, first time is Kind of hard to remember."

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What about your First time?

"What about your First time?"

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I'm the scientist, Sam.

"I'm the scientist, Sam."

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My first time Has nothing To do with this.

"My first time Has nothing To do with this."

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But just to lay The subject to rest,

"But just to lay The subject to rest,"

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It was the summer Of my 19th year.

"It was the summer Of my 19th year."

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He was a young man In uniform.

"He was a young man In uniform."

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It was A brief encounter.

"It was A brief encounter."

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He left my arms And went to his Doom.

"He left my arms And went to his Doom."

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Oh, no. He was killed, huh?

"Oh, no. He was killed, huh?"

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No, no. He went off To boot camp And came back

"No, no. He went off To boot camp And came back"

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With the most God-awful haircut I've ever seen.

"With the most God-awful haircut I've ever seen."

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Now may we Get back to you?

"Now may we Get back to you?"

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Limit your responses To attitudes.

"Limit your responses To attitudes."

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Please leave out The gory details.

"Please leave out The gory details."

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What about your Second encounter?

"What about your Second encounter?"

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Well, that would be The crossing guard.

"Well, that would be The crossing guard."

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So, woody, Ready to take on carla

"So, woody, Ready to take on carla"

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In the sports Trivia contest?

"In the sports Trivia contest?"

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Yeah, well, i've been Studying all week long,

"Yeah, well, i've been Studying all week long,"

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So go ahead. Test me.

"So go ahead. Test me."

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All right, uh...

"All right, uh..."

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In what game Did ted williams Break his elbow?

"In what game Did ted williams Break his elbow?"

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Ted who?

"Ted who?"

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I'd take another Quick peek In the book.

"I'd take another Quick peek In the book."

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Diane?

"Diane?"

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Dr. Greenspon.

"Dr. Greenspon."

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What on earth are You doing here?

"What on earth are You doing here?"

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I just wanted to come by And tell you in person.

"I just wanted to come by And tell you in person."

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I've read your paper, And i think it is Absolutely extraordinary.

"I've read your paper, And i think it is Absolutely extraordinary."

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In fact, i wouldn't Be surprised

"In fact, i wouldn't Be surprised"

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If the new england Journal of psychology

"If the new england Journal of psychology"

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Wanted to publish it.

"Wanted to publish it."

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Forgive me for losing my Academic demeanor for a Few moments.

"Forgive me for losing my Academic demeanor for a Few moments."

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Oh, yippee!

"Oh, yippee!"

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Oh!

"Oh!"

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I'm sorry.

"I'm sorry."

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That's quite all right.

"That's quite all right."

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Would you Like a drink?

"Would you Like a drink?"

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I'd love a beer, please.

"I'd love a beer, please."

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Coming right up.

"Coming right up."

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Of course, i do have A couple of reservations.

"Of course, i do have A couple of reservations."

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Oh?

"Oh?"

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Well, The most significant

"Well, The most significant"

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Concerns Your psychological Subject trevor.

"Concerns Your psychological Subject trevor."

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Since you seem To have found

"Since you seem To have found"

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Such a near perfect Example of don juanism,

"Such a near perfect Example of don juanism,"

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There are bound to be those Who are going to doubt

"There are bound to be those Who are going to doubt"

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This paper's Authenticity.

"This paper's Authenticity."

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Doctor, i assure you Every word is true,

"Doctor, i assure you Every word is true,"

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Although I understand Your doubt.

"Although I understand Your doubt."

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It's hard to believe That such a man Exists.

"It's hard to believe That such a man Exists."

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Doctor, um...

"Doctor, um..."

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Why don't You have a seat Over there

"Why don't You have a seat Over there"

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For just a couple Of minutes.

"For just a couple Of minutes."

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I'll join you soon. There are a few Things i have to do.

"I'll join you soon. There are a few Things i have to do."

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Sam.

"Sam."

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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Would you mind

"Would you mind"

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If i revealed Your identity

"If i revealed Your identity"

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To my psychology Professor, Dr. Greenspon?

"To my psychology Professor, Dr. Greenspon?"

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Mind?

"Mind?"

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Yo, doc! Trevor here.

"Yo, doc! Trevor here."

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Alias sam malone.

"Alias sam malone."

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Oh. Lowell greenspon.

"Oh. Lowell greenspon."

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That's an amazing Case history you have.

"That's an amazing Case history you have."

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Yeah, isn't it? Knock on wood.

"Yeah, isn't it? Knock on wood."

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You'd say that The paper's accurate?

"You'd say that The paper's accurate?"

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Well, now, We had to change A few of the names

"Well, now, We had to change A few of the names"

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To protect The satisfied.

"To protect The satisfied."

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Well, it's been Very nice to meet you.

"Well, it's been Very nice to meet you."

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Yeah, you, too.

"Yeah, you, too."

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Thank you, sam.

"Thank you, sam."

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No. Thank you Very much.

"No. Thank you Very much."

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What a find You have there, diane.

"What a find You have there, diane."

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So you Really think It's publishable?

"So you Really think It's publishable?"

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Well, that brings me To my other reservation.

"Well, that brings me To my other reservation."

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In trevor you've Shown us the cause, yes?

"In trevor you've Shown us the cause, yes?"

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What the paper lacks Is the effect.

"What the paper lacks Is the effect."

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Now, if you could Possibly find one Of these conquests

"Now, if you could Possibly find one Of these conquests"

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To learn Why she's so gullible,

"To learn Why she's so gullible,"

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What gives her Such low self-esteem

"What gives her Such low self-esteem"

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So that she could Possibly fall

"So that she could Possibly fall"

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For this blatant Manipulation?

"For this blatant Manipulation?"

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I don't know.

"I don't know."

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Well, if you did,

"Well, if you did,"

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I don't see how the "journal" Could fail to publish it.

"I don't see how the "journal" Could fail to publish it."

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Hey, woody.

"Hey, woody."

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Huh?

"Huh?"

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Get your nose Out of that book.

"Get your nose Out of that book."

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How much more trivia Can you cram Into that head?

"How much more trivia Can you cram Into that head?"

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Yeah. Maybe You're right.

"Yeah. Maybe You're right."

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My brain Must be full

"My brain Must be full"

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Because My hair hurts.

"Because My hair hurts."

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Why don't you Call carla Over here

"Why don't you Call carla Over here"

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Before i forget Everything.

"Before i forget Everything."

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Hey, carla. You've got a brash Young challenger over here

"Hey, carla. You've got a brash Young challenger over here"

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Says he's gonna boot you Off the top of the sports Trivia mountain.

"Says he's gonna boot you Off the top of the sports Trivia mountain."

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Oh, yeah? Yep.

"Oh, yeah? Yep."

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