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Clips from The Trip

Short Films 2010 8 min 2,686 clips
Short Drama

Credits

I know that.
"I know that."
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I wonder... that's autistic savant.
"I wonder... that's autistic savant."
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Is there such a thing as an autistic impressionist?
"Is there such a thing as an autistic impressionist?"
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'Cause if there is,
"'Cause if there is,"
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I think that might be the key to your condition.
"I think that might be the key to your condition."
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[as Pacino] Maybe you're right.
"[as Pacino] Maybe you're right."
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I don't know, but I see a guy with something stuck up his ass
"I don't know, but I see a guy with something stuck up his ass"
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who's too uptight to let go.
"who's too uptight to let go."
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No, I like humor. I like levity. I like brevity.
"No, I like humor. I like levity. I like brevity."
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I just like to...
"I just like to..."
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Gravity? Where do you stand on that?
"Gravity? Where do you stand on that?"
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Um, firmly. On terra firma.
"Um, firmly. On terra firma."
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[as Groucho Marx] You like levity, brevity, and gravity.
"[as Groucho Marx] You like levity, brevity, and gravity."
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[as Dustin Hoffman] It's great to meet you.
"[as Dustin Hoffman] It's great to meet you."
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It's terrific to meet you.
"It's terrific to meet you."
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I got to tell you, you're a terrific actor.
"I got to tell you, you're a terrific actor."
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I like your work.
"I like your work."
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I caught your work the other day.
"I caught your work the other day."
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I was watching the television in my room, and I said,
"I was watching the television in my room, and I said,"
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"Who is this guy?
""Who is this guy?"
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"He's not as tall as Coogan, but he's better.
""He's not as tall as Coogan, but he's better."
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I like him a lot."
"I like him a lot.""
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Do you find as you get older...
"Do you find as you get older..."
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food gets stuck in your teeth more?
"food gets stuck in your teeth more?"
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Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah.
"Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah."
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- More readily? - You know why that is?
"- More readily? - You know why that is?"
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- Why? - Receding gums.
"- Why? - Receding gums."
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[mumbling]
"[mumbling]"
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Revealing the crack, the gap, between the tooth and the gum.
"Revealing the crack, the gap, between the tooth and the gum."
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As you... look, look. Look how much... look.
"As you... look, look. Look how much... look."
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What are you showing me?
"What are you showing me?"
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My gums.
"My gums."
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Those look all right, you know.
"Those look all right, you know."
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[mumbled] Can you see them receding?
"[mumbled] Can you see them receding?"
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- Mm, yes. Yeah. - Yeah?
"- Mm, yes. Yeah. - Yeah?"
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Well, that is a honey trap for morsels of food.
"Well, that is a honey trap for morsels of food."
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That is an open invitation.
"That is an open invitation."
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A bit of food sees that, he goes running towards it.
"A bit of food sees that, he goes running towards it."
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It's not good if you're on a date.
"It's not good if you're on a date."
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You still go on dates, do you?
"You still go on dates, do you?"
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Yeah, if I want to pick my... what I do is,
"Yeah, if I want to pick my... what I do is,"
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I normally go to the toilet.
"I normally go to the toilet."
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I take a toothpick, go to the toilet,
"I take a toothpick, go to the toilet,"
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and just get every little bit out of my teeth,
"and just get every little bit out of my teeth,"
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or I try to avoid foods that get lodged in your teeth, 'cause...
"or I try to avoid foods that get lodged in your teeth, 'cause..."
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Really?
"Really?"
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You don't want to try and go and kiss a girl
"You don't want to try and go and kiss a girl"
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with a big lump of chicken stuck inside of one of your molars.
"with a big lump of chicken stuck inside of one of your molars."
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See that strikes me as odd, that a man at our age
"See that strikes me as odd, that a man at our age"
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would be thinking about trying to kiss girls.
"would be thinking about trying to kiss girls."
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- Hi, sorry. - Hello.
"- Hi, sorry. - Hello."
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It's your lucky day.
"It's your lucky day."
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- Why? - We've had a cancellation.
"- Why? - We've had a cancellation."
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You don't have to share a bed tonight.
"You don't have to share a bed tonight."
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I'll drink to that.
"I'll drink to that."
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Shall I leave you in room 15 and move Mr. Brydon into 7, or...
"Shall I leave you in room 15 and move Mr. Brydon into 7, or..."
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Which is the better room?
"Which is the better room?"
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7 is a bit bigger, but I prefer 15.
"7 is a bit bigger, but I prefer 15."
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Maybe you want to see it?
"Maybe you want to see it?"
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Um... yes, I think I would.
"Um... yes, I think I would."
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Do you mind excusing me?
"Do you mind excusing me?"
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I could come as well if you want.
"I could come as well if you want."
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Nah.
"Nah."
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Yeah, it's open.
"Yeah, it's open."
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- Sorry. - Okay.
"- Sorry. - Okay."
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Okay, so this is room number 7.
"Okay, so this is room number 7."
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That's nice, yeah.
"That's nice, yeah."
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Beautiful room.
"Beautiful room."
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- Nice view. - Yeah?
"- Nice view. - Yeah?"
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I find the view is very important.
"I find the view is very important."
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You can't go wrong around this area.
"You can't go wrong around this area."
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Everything's beautiful.
"Everything's beautiful."
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It is. I know. It's true.
"It is. I know. It's true."
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It's pretty high, isn't it?
"It's pretty high, isn't it?"
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It reminds me of The Princess and the Pea.
"It reminds me of The Princess and the Pea."
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- [laughs] - Do you know that?
"- [laughs] - Do you know that?"
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- Yes, I do. - Hans Christian Andersen.
"- Yes, I do. - Hans Christian Andersen."
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Do you have... Do you know him in Poland?
"Do you have... Do you know him in Poland?"
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Of course. Of course we read.
"Of course. Of course we read."
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Yeah, no, we do read.
"Yeah, no, we do read."
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Right. Okay. Where is he from?
"Right. Okay. Where is he from?"
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- Um... Denmark. - Denmark. That's right. Yes.
"- Um... Denmark. - Denmark. That's right. Yes."
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Denmark. Yeah. I don't like the Danish.
"Denmark. Yeah. I don't like the Danish."
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[as nasally Caine] No, it's like that, isn't it?
"[as nasally Caine] No, it's like that, isn't it?"
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No, it's like that.
"No, it's like that."
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Through the nose. Through the nose.
"Through the nose. Through the nose."
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[mumbling] Michael Caine's voice is through the nose.
"[mumbling] Michael Caine's voice is through the nose."
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So how long have you worked here?
"So how long have you worked here?"
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- Long? - Almost a year.
"- Long? - Almost a year."
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Right. Okay.
"Right. Okay."
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So you and Rob, do you work a lot together or...
"So you and Rob, do you work a lot together or..."
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- Very rarely. - [laughs]
"- Very rarely. - [laughs]"
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If I can avoid it.
"If I can avoid it."
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I mean, you seem to know each other quite well.
"I mean, you seem to know each other quite well."
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It's all right, but the relationship's purely platonic.
"It's all right, but the relationship's purely platonic."
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So what should we do?
"So what should we do?"
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Well, which is the one you liked?
"Well, which is the one you liked?"
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15. Yeah, I prefer 15.
"15. Yeah, I prefer 15."
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I think we should go with that.
"I think we should go with that."
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Do they accommodate you here, or do you have, like...
"Do they accommodate you here, or do you have, like..."
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There are cottages for the staff at the main house,
"There are cottages for the staff at the main house,"
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so yes, I live nearby.
"so yes, I live nearby."
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Well, that's handy.
"Well, that's handy."
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I'm very nearby, yeah.
"I'm very nearby, yeah."
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Hi, is that Greg?
"Hi, is that Greg?"
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It is, yes.
"It is, yes."
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- Hey. - Hey, how are you?
"- Hey. - Hey, how are you?"
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Very good.
"Very good."
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You emailed me, asked me to call.
"You emailed me, asked me to call."
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Can you hear me, Greg?
"Can you hear me, Greg?"
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No, I can't...
"No, I can't..."
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Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now?
"Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now?"
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Yes, yes. I can hear you.
"Yes, yes. I can hear you."
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Okay, I'll stay here.
"Okay, I'll stay here."
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Right, Doctor Who are very keen again.
"Right, Doctor Who are very keen again."
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Doctor Who? What, is it the baddie?
"Doctor Who? What, is it the baddie?"
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Yep.
"Yep."
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I don't want to do British TV.
"I don't want to do British TV."
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Well, I mean, all you need is...
"Well, I mean, all you need is..."
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you just need one film, Steve,
"you just need one film, Steve,"
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