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Clips from Scrooge

"Have you taken leave of your senses?"
Scrooge
"Don't mock me, spirit."
Scrooge
"Is the child very sick?"
Scrooge
"Not that it's of any great importance to me whether he is or not, but is he?"
Scrooge
"Well, of course he's sick."
Scrooge
"You mean he's seriously ill?"
Scrooge
"Will he live? Well, will he?"
Scrooge
"What does it matter to you, Ebenezer Scrooge?"
Scrooge
"If he's going to die, then he'd better do it"
Scrooge
"and decrease the surplus population."
Scrooge
"We have one more call to make."
Scrooge
"Ladies and gentlemen,"
Scrooge
"will you please honor me with your undivided attention?"
Scrooge
"The time has come"
Scrooge
"that I know you all look forward to in this house every Christmas Eve,"
Scrooge
"when I ask you to drink to the good health"
Scrooge
"and long life of my celebrated Uncle Ebenezer."
Scrooge
"[DISCONTENTED CLAMOR]"
Scrooge
"Sounds to me as if he knows I'm here."
Scrooge
"Of course he doesn't. He can't see you."
Scrooge
"Harry, I've visited you every Christmas for the past five years,"
Scrooge
"and to this day I can never understand this extraordinary ritual"
Scrooge
"of toasting the health of your old Uncle Ebenezer."
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"I mean, everybody knows he's the most miserable old skinflint"
Scrooge
"that ever walked God's earth."
Scrooge
"- Who's he? - Oh, just a friend."
Scrooge
"My dear Tom, it's very simple."
Scrooge
"He is indeed the most despicable old miser,"
Scrooge
"worse than you could ever possibly imagine."
Scrooge
"[ALL LAUGH]"
Scrooge
"- You find this amusing? - Believe it or not, he likes you."
Scrooge
"HARRY: You see, I look at it this way:"
Scrooge
"If I can wish a Merry Christmas to him,"
Scrooge
"who is beyond dispute the most obnoxious"
Scrooge
"and parsimonious of all living creatures..."
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"ALL: Hear."
Scrooge
"HARRY: Then I know in my heart that I am truly a man of goodwill."
Scrooge
"- Scoundrel. - Wait, there's more to come."
Scrooge
"And besides, I like old Scrooge."
Scrooge
"- What did I tell you? HARRY: Truly I do."
Scrooge
"I can't help feeling that hidden somewhere deep inside"
Scrooge
"that loathsome old carcass of his"
Scrooge
"there's a different man fighting to get out."
Scrooge
"Be careful, he may be worse than the one you know."
Scrooge
"HARRY: Oh, God forbid, Tom."
Scrooge
"Anyway, that's the reason I ask him to come here every Christmas."
Scrooge
"In the forlorn hope that one day he might pick up enough goodwill"
Scrooge
"to raise his clerk's wages by five shillings a week."
Scrooge
"MAN: Hear, hear."
Scrooge
"HARRY: God knows it's high time he did."
Scrooge
"He's playing with other people's money."
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"HARRY'S WIFE: All right, Harry, that's enough."
Scrooge
"I refuse to have Christmas haunted by Uncle Ebenezer."
Scrooge
"[ALL CHUCKLE]"
Scrooge
"We'll have some dancing and some music."
Scrooge
"Then we'll play some splendid party games."
Scrooge
"There's a charming new game called The Minister's Cat."
Scrooge
"It's very funny."
Scrooge
"You'll all end up getting very angry when you lose."
Scrooge
"And as for you, nephew, if you were in my will, I'd disinherit you."
Scrooge
"Scrooge. Come over here."
Scrooge
"You need some more of this."
Scrooge
"Hmph. Raise my clerk's wages."
Scrooge
"[PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]"
Scrooge
"Mm. Mm."
Scrooge
"[SCROOGE CHUCKLES]"
Scrooge
"[CHATTERING AND LAUGHING]"
Scrooge
"[CLAPPING]"
Scrooge
"I know that tune. I used to sing it when I was a lad."
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"KEN: The minister's cat is a lonely cat"
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"GRAHAM: The minister's cat is a languid cat"
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"GORDON: The minister's cat is a lordly cat"
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"MARY: The minister's cat is a lazy cat"
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"GUY: The minister's cat is a ludicrous cat"
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"HARRY'S WIFE: The minister's cat is a lascivious cat"
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"JAMES: The minister's cat is a..."
Scrooge
"- Too late, you're out. - Oh, no."
Scrooge
"He's out, he's out."
Scrooge
"He's out."
Scrooge
"You see, they get furious when they lose. It's lovely."
Scrooge
"He's out, next M. Come on, M, M, M."
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"Now M."
Scrooge
"The minister's cat is a marvelous cat"
Scrooge
"The minister's cat is a marmalade cat"
Scrooge
"- Marmalade. - The minister's cat is a miserable cat"
Scrooge
"- Miserable. - The minister's cat is a merciful cat"
Scrooge
"- Merciful. - The minister's cat is a... Uh..."
Scrooge
"Merry, say merry."
Scrooge
"[ALL LAUGHING]"
Scrooge
"- Oh, damn it. - I told you to say merry."
Scrooge
"Why are you so stupid? He's always been stupid."
Scrooge
"- Stop yawning when I'm talking to you. - What next?"
Scrooge
"- N, N. - N."
Scrooge
"- The minister's cat is a naughty cat - Quickly, quickly."
Scrooge
"- The minister's cat is a noble cat - Noble cat."
Scrooge
"- The minister's cat is a nebulous cat - Nebulous."
Scrooge
"- The minister's cat is a... - Nasty cat."
Scrooge
"- Oh, no, no. - Oh, no, no, I'm not out."
Scrooge
"- I was just about to say nasty. - You fool, it's too late."
Scrooge
"You could have said neglectful, nervous, nauseating."
Scrooge
"You're out, you're out, you're out."
Scrooge
"The minister's cat is an orange cat"
Scrooge
"- The minister's cat is an old cat - Yes."
Scrooge
"SCROOGE: Look, I was rather good at it but I... But I didn't..."
Scrooge
"Oh, thank you, my boy."
Scrooge
"What a wonderful evening."
Scrooge
"That Minister's Cat game, splendid."
Scrooge
"I thought I was rather good at it."
Scrooge
"Good night, good night. Thank you."
Scrooge
"I can honestly say that I haven't enjoyed a Christmas as much as this"
Scrooge
"since I was a young apprentice at old Fezziwig's"
Scrooge
"so, so many years ago."
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"Yes."
Scrooge
"What Christmases we used to have in those days."
Scrooge
"Fantastic they were."
Scrooge
"He had this daughter."
Scrooge
"Reminded me a little bit of your mother, she did."
Scrooge
"Her name was Isabel."
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"Oh."
Scrooge
"Oh, Isabel."
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