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Clips from The Great North - The Great Punkin' Adventure (S02E02)

"Two words. Tree karate."
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"Three words. I love it."
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"I could show the camera"
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"how to make my favorite salad."
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"A lettuce salad."
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"Lettuce... celebrate that great idea."
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"Hmm, and what will I do?"
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"I don't know. Just off the top of my head..."
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"Uh, a dead ballerina wandering through a rainy field"
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"looking for her lover of yesteryear."
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"And then she does a dance to help her process the fact"
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"that everyone and everything she knew is gone."
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"Wow. How can we say no to any of these ideas"
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"when they're all so good?"
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"We can't. We're not insane."
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"Now let the magic commence."
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"Wonderful. I'll go get my lettuce."
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"And my lettuce bowl."
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"That was pretty intense in there."
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"It was as intense as the last time I got to see my grandpa."
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"Two weeks ago. He was super grumpy."
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"Ham, your voice made me furious. In a great way."
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"Thanks, but just so you know, I can't really sing that loud."
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"The microphone was making me louder."
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"Well, we have a lot of people who want the job,"
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"so we'll let you know."
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"Thanks for the opportunity."
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"Quay. Stephen the Psycho."
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"Bethany Bones. Gill."
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"-♪ ♪ -♪ Sad ballerina ♪"
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"♪ Sad ballerina, sad ♪"
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"♪ Why, ballerina, why, ballerina, why? ♪"
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"And cut."
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"We got 20 minutes of Judy doing that. Is that enough?"
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"Not sure. You know, the best movies shot tons of footage"
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"'cause they made it up as they went along."
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"Jurassic Park was originally a teen romantic comedy"
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"called Jungle High, but it was so darn boring,"
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"they started adding dinosaurs."
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"Who knows what we'll end up with."
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"All right. Judy, from the top."
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"-♪ Sad ballerina, sad ballerina ♪"
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"-♪ Sad, why, ballerina ♪ I got it!"
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"-♪ Why, ballerina? ♪ - Hello?"
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"I did? I am?!"
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"I'm in a band! Bring in the Ham, bring in the punk."
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"Huh. Where's the button bin?"
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"Ah! Aha."
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"'Kay, let's see what says "hard-core.""
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"No, nope, nope, not you."
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"There you are."
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"Yeah. Punk rock."
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"So, uh, what time are we practicing?"
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"Oh, today isn't a practice day."
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"Every Tuesday, we go punkin'."
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"Yeah, we go do badass stuff"
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"to inspire us to write badass songs."
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"Mm-hmm, we live the punk way of life,"
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"like Johnny Rotten or Gwen Stefani."
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"So are we doing stuff that could actually get us in trouble?"
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"Do you want to wake up in a coffin at the end of your life"
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"with a report card full of straight A's"
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"and a bunch of pleasant memories?"
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"No?"
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"Punk or die, butterfly."
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"♪ Go to sleep, teachers and guppies ♪"
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"♪ You can't stop us from petting those puppies... ♪"
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"Engine to Starbase."
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"This is Private John Seinfeld."
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"I see no sign of a breach anywhere."
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"Aah!"
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"♪ 'Cause it's just chalk, but look what we wrote with chalk ♪"
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"♪ We'll never be like you, we wrote the word "poo" ♪"
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"♪ And you can't stop us, no way... ♪"
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"Before you begin,"
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"check and make sure you didn't buy cabbage."
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"♪ Doing stuff to mannequins ♪"
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"♪ Getting all straight A's again ♪"
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"♪ So punk we'll make your freezer melt ♪"
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"♪ Wearing extra seat belts ♪"
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"♪ You said "take one" but we'll take three ♪"
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"♪ And now we're sitting in a frozen crowd of trees. ♪"
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"God, my mom is smothering me."
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"I know I have a viola lesson."
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"You know what? I'm gonna show up five minutes late"
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"to mess with her head."
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"When my mom asks me if anything interesting happened"
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"at school today, I'm gonna say no."
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"But it's a lie. Tons of interesting things happened."
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"My mom is making us spaghetti and garlic bread again."
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"I can't wait to tell her"
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"how I spoiled my appetite with baby carrots."
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"So you guys, uh, don't get along"
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"with your parents really well"
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"and love spending time with them?"
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"What? Of course not. Why? Do you?"
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"Uh, no. I mean, sometimes my dad gets me up"
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"to do chores at 5:30 a.m., and I'm like,"
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"I don't even love doing chores or bonding"
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"with my dad more than anything in the world."
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"- Ugh. Come on, Mom."
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"You don't control me. See you later, guys."
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"- Stay punk. - I will."
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"I... will."
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"Hello there, Ham. Better hang up your coat and wash your hands--"
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"we're eating in front of Wheel of Fortune."
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"It's Teachers Week."
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"Parents are the worst... the worst..."
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"Spaghetti and garlic bread again."
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"Ham, did you hear me? Can you wash your hands?"
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"You wash my hands."
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"Uh... it was just a suggestion."
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"You know your own hands."
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"Whoops. It seems like you accidentally"
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"missed the coat hook there."
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"Or-- I don't know-- maybe I laid my jacket carelessly"
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"on the ground on purpose."
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"Come on, bud. Are you low on potassium again?"
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"Do you need a banana?"
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"No, thank you."
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