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Clips from Empire Records (1995)

"I must tell Corey I love her by 1:37."
Empire Records (1995)
"That's an excellent time."
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"You did have hair when you went in there, right?"
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"It's still in the sink if you want to glue it."
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"Is it true you committed the perfect crime?"
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"Not entirely perfect."
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"You see that, man?"
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"- What's with you today? - Bad hair day."
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"No, I mean with this. What is this?"
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"- What happened? - I went to rock and roll heaven..."
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"and I wasn't on the guest list. Now please move, I have to go to work."
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"No. Now you tell me what is going on!"
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"I decided I'd rather kill myself than meet Rex Manning. Excuse me, I'm going."
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"Listen to me, this isn't funny. I'm not joking."
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"I won't let you leave until you tell me what's going on."
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"- Mind your own business. - She's fine."
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"She's amazing."
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"Thank you."
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"She's in the store."
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"She's going to be okay."
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"What's with you? Yesterday you were normal..."
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"today you're like the Chinese guy from The Karate Kid."
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"What's with you today?"
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"What's with "today" today?"
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"I don't know."
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"Why'd you do that?"
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"I'm just your typical nutty teenager in America."
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"Before you hear all about it..."
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"That's supposed to be a joke, right?"
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"No. You're the joke."
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"Well, Sinead O'Rebellion..."
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"shock me, shock me, shock me with that deviant behavior."
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"That is so clever. You get smarter the shorter your skirt gets."
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"And you get smarter the shorter your hair gets... so it's probably a good thing you went with that."
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"- It's a wonderful look for you, darling. - Thank you."
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"I have to go to the bathroom."
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"I want to report a robbery."
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"No, I will not hold..."
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"Excuse me."
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"Excuse me."
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"Veto!"
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"What's up with that?"
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"It's too early. It makes the customers all crazy-like."
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"That's the whole point."
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"Eddie!"
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"What's up, dude? I heard your music playing."
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"- That's pretty scary stuff. - Yeah, it was moshy."
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"I'm glad to say I made you a tape last night, for educational purposes."
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"Here's the deal. You start off with a little classical music."
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"Then you got some Shaggs on there, and Residents..."
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"- and a little Floyd and Zeppelin. - Floyd is very cool."
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"And another very cool thing is, I made you these."
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"They're my special recipe and you know what that means."
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"Lots of sugar."
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"You got to understand something here."
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"This music is the glue of the world."
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"It holds it all together. Without this..."
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"life would be meaningless."
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"Dude, have you heard about Lucas?"
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"Lucas, man, I heard you went to Vegas and married a mobster's wife..."
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"and now you've got a hit on you. Is that true?"
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"Not entirely true."
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"Outlaw Man, we salute you."
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"Thank you."
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"- No problem. - This song goes out to our employee of the week, Lucas."
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"A little tribute, man."
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"What the hell's this?"
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""Rules and standards for Music Town employee conduct"?"
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"Put these in the boxes."
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"- Music Town? We're not a Music Town. - No, we're not a Music Town..."
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"yet."
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"Isn't Music Town a chain?"
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"- "No gum chewing will be allowed inside the store"? - They're turning us into a Music Town?"
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"- Why didn't you tell us? - Because I was trying to stop it."
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"What do you mean?"
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"I got enough money to make Mitch an offer. He was going to make me a partner."
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"I could have bought him out, eventually."
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"You were going to buy Empire?"
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"- That's a good thing, right? - That'll be fantastic."
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"Do you think it'll happen now?"
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"I must pay for what Mr. Brilliant did."
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"- It's over, kids, okay? - Mitchell is the man."
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"And "the man" calls all the shots."
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"Damn the man."
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"Let me explain it to you."
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"Mitchell's the man, I'm the idiot..."
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"and you're the screw-up, and we're all losers."
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"Welcome to Music Town."
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""No visible tattoos.""
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""No revealing clothing.""
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"We're both screwed."
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"At least you're used to it."
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"No, Debra, don't be bitter."
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"With your ever-growing collection of..."
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"flesh-mutilating silver appendages..."
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"and your brand-new neo-Nazi boot-camp makeover..."
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"- the boys will come running. - Let's not fight, let's just rip."
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"But we mustn't dwell."
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"No, not today."
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"We can't!"
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"Not on Rex Manning Day."
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"Is it okay if I leave the couch, 'cause I'm leaving the couch, okay?"
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"My ass has fallen asleep. I've got to go. I'm leaving."
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"- I notice you didn't leave the couch. - Not the whole couch."
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"I've decided I'm going to start a band."
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"Really?"
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"First thing you need is a name."
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"Then you'll know what kind of band it is."
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"Yeah, I know, I know."
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"I was thinking of "Marc.""
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"What do you think?"
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"Is that with a "c" or a "k"?"
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"My name is with..."
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"a "k.""
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"So I was thinking maybe my band could be with a "c"..."
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"so that way it's a psychedelic trip thing."
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"Always play with their minds."
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"Nice selection."
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"- Help you with anything? - No, I'm all right."
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"- You like music? - Yeah."
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