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Clips from Beerfest

Movies 2006 110 min ★ 6.3/10 (74,413 ratings) 1,441 clips
Comedy Sport

Credits

You've got spunk, Wolfhouse. I'll give you that.
"You've got spunk, Wolfhouse. I'll give you that."
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I got a little spunk for you.
"I got a little spunk for you."
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Chance.
"Chance."
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You're gonna chance...
"You're gonna chance..."
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All right, all right.
"All right, all right."
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Up yours, Johnny Cash.
"Up yours, Johnny Cash."
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Okay. Grab him, boys.
"Okay. Grab him, boys."
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I'm just having some fun with your younger, dumber brother.
"I'm just having some fun with your younger, dumber brother."
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I'll come back for the rest.
"I'll come back for the rest."
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...for what you have added to my long and happy life.
"...for what you have added to my long and happy life."
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Mother, I always knew you would outlive me.
"Mother, I always knew you would outlive me."
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I loved you.
"I loved you."
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-Hey. It's Popo. -Popo was given to me...
"-Hey. It's Popo. -Popo was given to me..."
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...by my father on his deathbed.
"...by my father on his deathbed."
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Prosit!
"Prosit!"
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Sure, it would be an honor for us, Great Gam Gam. When?
"Sure, it would be an honor for us, Great Gam Gam. When?"
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Well, you must leave immediately.
"Well, you must leave immediately."
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There you will meet a Mr. Schniedelwichsen.
"There you will meet a Mr. Schniedelwichsen."
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So there's nothing we can do but hang out and wait. Right, Grandpa?
"So there's nothing we can do but hang out and wait. Right, Grandpa?"
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Come on, guys.
"Come on, guys."
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What? No.
"What? No."
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We're singing the beloved drinking songs of our country...
"We're singing the beloved drinking songs of our country..."
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...and you sing us that bloody jingo jango?
"...and you sing us that bloody jingo jango?"
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I reckon you're taking the piss out of Oktoberfest.
"I reckon you're taking the piss out of Oktoberfest."
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We're just singing.
"We're just singing."
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Oh, strewth. They hit the little kid!
"Oh, strewth. They hit the little kid!"
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Wolfhouse?
"Wolfhouse?"
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-Hi! -Let's go.
"-Hi! -Let's go."
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-He's got me! -He's gone crazy dingo.
"-He's got me! -He's gone crazy dingo."
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Johan?
"Johan?"
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We in the right neighborhood?
"We in the right neighborhood?"
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Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!
"Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!"
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Hey, Beer Pong!
"Hey, Beer Pong!"
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Oktoberfest is for tossers and sheep-shaggers.
"Oktoberfest is for tossers and sheep-shaggers."
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Wait a second. Look at those urns over there.
"Wait a second. Look at those urns over there."
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They look just like Grandpa's.
"They look just like Grandpa's."
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You go. I'm never leaving this place.
"You go. I'm never leaving this place."
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Hello, guvnor!
"Hello, guvnor!"
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We got ourselves a tie.
"We got ourselves a tie."
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That's the German team, the champs.
"That's the German team, the champs."
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Their family owns the oldest brewery in Bavaria.
"Their family owns the oldest brewery in Bavaria."
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That's Das Boot!
"That's Das Boot!"
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Drink up, Hansel!
"Drink up, Hansel!"
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Das Boot! Das Boot!
"Das Boot! Das Boot!"
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Von Wolfhausen. Wolfhouse.
"Von Wolfhausen. Wolfhouse."
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You do not bring outsiders to Beerfest.
"You do not bring outsiders to Beerfest."
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It was the greatest beer in all the world.
"It was the greatest beer in all the world."
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When Ludwig died, your grandfather stole the only copy of the recipe created.
"When Ludwig died, your grandfather stole the only copy of the recipe created."
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...a common Bavarian....
"...a common Bavarian...."
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What's the English word I'm looking for?
"What's the English word I'm looking for?"
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Obviously there's a translation problem here.
"Obviously there's a translation problem here."
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Ja, you big tough guy. Kill me, come on.
"Ja, you big tough guy. Kill me, come on."
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Und then you can punch each other silly.
"Und then you can punch each other silly."
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Okay. Sounds like you guys fancy yourselves drinkers, huh?
"Okay. Sounds like you guys fancy yourselves drinkers, huh?"
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We are laughing. We are laughing at you.
"We are laughing. We are laughing at you."
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How about our worst two, right? Hammacher! Schlemmer!
"How about our worst two, right? Hammacher! Schlemmer!"
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You ready, du kleiner Hosenscheißer?
"You ready, du kleiner Hosenscheißer?"
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-Let's do this. -Ja, do it.
"-Let's do this. -Ja, do it."
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Prosit.
"Prosit."
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Wolfgang von Wolfhausen.
"Wolfgang von Wolfhausen."
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...for this is a real von Wolfhausen.
"...for this is a real von Wolfhausen."
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Grandpapa.
"Grandpapa."
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Go back and get a BJ from your great-grandma, on me.
"Go back and get a BJ from your great-grandma, on me."
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Now get out of here.
"Now get out of here."
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BJ! BJ! BJ! BJ! BJ! BJ!
"BJ! BJ! BJ! BJ! BJ! BJ!"
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They called Grandpa a thief and Gam Gam a whore!
"They called Grandpa a thief and Gam Gam a whore!"
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We can do what?
"We can do what?"
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Mein boys. Oh, willkommen.
"Mein boys. Oh, willkommen."
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And how is Herr Schniedelwichsen?
"And how is Herr Schniedelwichsen?"
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Beerfest it is.
"Beerfest it is."
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Haven't seen him since Hands Across America.
"Haven't seen him since Hands Across America."
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I heard that when the brewery gave him his pink slip, he killed a guy.
"I heard that when the brewery gave him his pink slip, he killed a guy."
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I heard that too.
"I heard that too."
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You got nothing, baby. I got everything!
"You got nothing, baby. I got everything!"
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You got nothing! You got nothing!
"You got nothing! You got nothing!"
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We're gonna win this thing.
"We're gonna win this thing."
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I haven't seen you guys since.... Hands Across America?
"I haven't seen you guys since.... Hands Across America?"
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We were just saying that.
"We were just saying that."
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We heard you got fired from the brewery.
"We heard you got fired from the brewery."
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Goddamn brewery!
"Goddamn brewery!"
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I did my three years up at the county pen.
"I did my three years up at the county pen."
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I heard that someone died that day.
"I heard that someone died that day."
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Not to mention all the beer you could drink, right?
"Not to mention all the beer you could drink, right?"
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What?
"What?"
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There he is.
"There he is."
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...pneumono-ultra-microscopic- silico-volcano-canaisis.
"...pneumono-ultra-microscopic- silico-volcano-canaisis."
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He was a real brainiac, that nerd.
"He was a real brainiac, that nerd."
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So shut the fuck up.
"So shut the fuck up."
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-Who's the hippo? -Phil Krundel.
"-Who's the hippo? -Phil Krundel."
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-I'm published in four journals. -What?
"-I'm published in four journals. -What?"
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That's the part we haven't told you. We're competing against the Germans.
"That's the part we haven't told you. We're competing against the Germans."
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-Who's Barry? -Don't worry.
"-Who's Barry? -Don't worry."
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Will you shut the hell up? Shut up.
"Will you shut the hell up? Shut up."
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Just think about Gam Gam for a minute, all right?
"Just think about Gam Gam for a minute, all right?"
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-There he is. -Where?
"-There he is. -Where?"
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Right there.
"Right there."
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Oh, my God.
"Oh, my God."
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One dollar to look at it. Two dollars to touch it.
"One dollar to look at it. Two dollars to touch it."
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-Hey, looking good, Finky. -You too, Barry.
"-Hey, looking good, Finky. -You too, Barry."
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If you have to ask, big man, you can't afford it.
"If you have to ask, big man, you can't afford it."
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Move along, then. I got a mouth to feed.
"Move along, then. I got a mouth to feed."
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There's this big beer-games competition.
"There's this big beer-games competition."
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It's a chance to show you still got it. You still got it, right?
"It's a chance to show you still got it. You still got it, right?"
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You bet your ass I do.
"You bet your ass I do."
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-This guy blows. -Come on. You can do it.
"-This guy blows. -Come on. You can do it."
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Get out of here! Get out of here!
"Get out of here! Get out of here!"
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Wolfhouses, I want on the team.
"Wolfhouses, I want on the team."
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He's got a gun!
"He's got a gun!"
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That's incredible.
"That's incredible."
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I'm better when I'm drunk.
"I'm better when I'm drunk."
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It's amazing!
"It's amazing!"
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A direct-draw beer dispenser.
"A direct-draw beer dispenser."
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Sorry.
"Sorry."
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As tough as anything you've ever done.
"As tough as anything you've ever done."
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We're gonna drink beer. And a lot of it.
"We're gonna drink beer. And a lot of it."
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If anybody here isn't up to it...
"If anybody here isn't up to it..."
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...I'm gonna give you one last chance to walk out that door.
"...I'm gonna give you one last chance to walk out that door."
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-All you guys. You too, big boy. -Don't lose these.
"-All you guys. You too, big boy. -Don't lose these."
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Good one. But I'll leave the practicing to the amateurs.
"Good one. But I'll leave the practicing to the amateurs."
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Better than anything I've ever seen.
"Better than anything I've ever seen."
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