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Clips from Family Guy - An App a Day (S14E14)

"Chris's Trail."
Family Guy
"Mr. Quagmire, I completed that sex rehab"
Family Guy
"and I paid my debt to society,"
Family Guy
"but people are still afraid of me, like I'm some kind of creep."
Family Guy
"How do I get them to treat me"
Family Guy
"the way they did before all this happened?"
Family Guy
"You can't. I'm sorry, Chris,"
Family Guy
"but you're just gonna have to accept that from now on,"
Family Guy
"people are gonna see you as a sex-crazed pervert."
Family Guy
"And there's nothing you can do to change that."
Family Guy
"Wait a minute, maybe there is."
Family Guy
"Thanks, Mr. Quagmire."
Family Guy
"No problem, Chris."
Family Guy
"You keep that chin up, huh?"
Family Guy
"I will."
Family Guy
"Hey, can I ring your doorbell?"
Family Guy
"No, I'd rather you..."
Family Guy
"That's why no, Chris."
Family Guy
"That's why no."
Family Guy
"Chris? What the hell happened to you?"
Family Guy
"Mother, Father,"
Family Guy
"I decided to have myself chemically castrated."
Family Guy
"Why the hell would you do that?!"
Family Guy
"Now nobody will have any reason to be afraid of me"
Family Guy
"or think I'm a pervert,"
Family Guy
"and everybody can just treat me like normal again."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, I can't believe my son's some kind of weirdo!"
Family Guy
"Uh, here comes another sandwich."
Family Guy
"I can't even look at you."
Family Guy
"Has anyone seen my sandals?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, no, nobody's seen your sandals."
Family Guy
"Well, I'll just have to make another pair."
Family Guy
"Look, Chris, I know you think chemical castration"
Family Guy
"is gonna solve your problems,"
Family Guy
"but you have to stop taking those pills."
Family Guy
"I don't have to do anything,"
Family Guy
"besides get to the wind chime store before it closes."
Family Guy
"There can't be a whole store."
Family Guy
"To be fair, they also have a couple of kaleidoscopes."
Family Guy
"Ah, can I come?"
Family Guy
"Lois, can I go to the store with that thing?"
Family Guy
"Splendid. I'll go get my burlap wallet."
Family Guy
"Wow, we rolled three gutter balls on these kids, huh?"
Family Guy
"My word, Brian, you're really improving."
Family Guy
"We might actually win this thing."
Family Guy
"Thanks. You know, I just pretend"
Family Guy
"that tennis ball is Mitch McConnell"
Family Guy
"trying to roll back subsidies on the Affordable Care Act,"
Family Guy
"and I'm like, Nope!"
Family Guy
"Yeah, I-I don't... I don't need to hear your process."
Family Guy
"Look, I'm just happy you pushed me,"
Family Guy
"'cause now I can't wait for that tournament."
Family Guy
"I know, it's gonna be great."
Family Guy
"And I already know exactly where I'm gonna put that trophy."
Family Guy
"So the baby died?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, the baby died."
Family Guy
"But, look, first place."
Family Guy
"Chris, your mother and I want you to stop taking them pills."
Family Guy
"There's a lot of great things about having a sex drive"
Family Guy
"that you're missing out on. Like what?"
Family Guy
"Well, there's the post-orgy meals at a swingers party."
Family Guy
"Come on, let's eat with these wonderful people."
Family Guy
"Hey, everybody, try my wife's ambrosia."
Family Guy
"If you liked my wife's snizz, you're gonna love her ambrosia."
Family Guy
"I was thinking about this seven-layer dip"
Family Guy
"the whole time I was chowing Ronald."
Family Guy
"I don't like this."
Family Guy
"I want to go home."
Family Guy
"You know what's sad?"
Family Guy
"There's hardly any other fathers and sons here."
Family Guy
"I don't know, Lois."
Family Guy
"I just don't think Chris is gonna change his mind."
Family Guy
"I know."
Family Guy
"It's only a matter of time"
Family Guy
"before he shaves one side of his head"
Family Guy
"and swoops the rest of the hair over."
Family Guy
"Why, is that... is that bad?"
Family Guy
"Good early evening, everyone."
Family Guy
"I have celebratory news."
Family Guy
"With all the free time, I'm no longer devoting to onanism..."
Family Guy
"That's spanking it? Yes, Peter."
Family Guy
"...I have managed to redirect that energy into my studies."
Family Guy
"In fact, today I received the Kaplan Prize in biology."
Family Guy
"Chris, that's great!"
Family Guy
"Not only that, I got the highest score on my Spanish test,"
Family Guy
"and I even joined the debate team."
Family Guy
"That's amazing!"
Family Guy
"All right, well, I'm gonna put some flowers in a wagon"
Family Guy
"and walk around town."
Family Guy
"You know what, Peter?"
Family Guy
"Maybe there's a silver lining to this fiasco."
Family Guy
"Not thinking about sex all the time"
Family Guy
"seems to have allowed Chris to excel in other areas."
Family Guy
"He does seem sharper."
Family Guy
"Heck, the old Chris couldn't even figure out"
Family Guy
"the self-checkout at the supermarket."
Family Guy
"Please place the item in the bagging area."
Family Guy
"Please remove the item from the bagging area."
Family Guy
"Please take a plastic bag from the bagging area."
Family Guy
"Please put the bag over your head and tighten."
Family Guy
"I told you I could make him do it."
Family Guy
"That's hard-core, man."
Family Guy
"You're hard-core."
Family Guy
"All right, Brian, we win this set,"
Family Guy
"the tournament's ours."
Family Guy
"Yeah, come on, let's do this."
Family Guy
"I can already see our names in the newsletter,"
Family Guy
"right below the deaths from the previous quarter."
Family Guy
"Out. What?!"
Family Guy
"Your ball was long."
Family Guy
"Are you me?!"
Family Guy
"That thing was in!"
Family Guy
"You're gonna penalize us"
Family Guy
"because you're a blind blue jacket?!"
Family Guy
"Stewie, calm down."
Family Guy
"I will drop you to your knees"
Family Guy
"and shove my racket so far down your throat"
Family Guy
"you'll be my grip for a week!"
Family Guy
"Warning, Mr. Griffin."
Family Guy
"Oh, you're warning me?! I'm warning you!"
Family Guy
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