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Clips from Veep - Mother (S05E05)

"I just want to say my wife is obsessed with your spiced eggnog."
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"- We drink it year-round. - It makes a really yummy ice cream."
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"- Shut up. - Yeah."
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"- Hi, sweetie. - Hi, Mom."
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"Oh, Catherine, this is..."
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"- Hey, Cat. - Thank you so much for coming."
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"You two know each other?"
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"We've all been hanging out a bunch."
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"Yeah, Monnie gave me this sweater."
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"No, I definitely didn't give you that sweater."
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"- Not that color. - No, I didn't."
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"I'm sorry, I think she's talking about me."
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"She calls me Monnie. Sounds like mommy."
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"Mm-hmm. Well, okay."
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"- I can't take this music, okay? - Yeah, please."
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"I mean, the campaign's over. I don't have to pretend to like country music anymore."
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"This is Tim McGraw. It's Mee-Maw's favorite song."
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"What? No. Mee-Maw's favorite song"
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"is whatever is playing in the background at Neiman Marcus."
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"Please turn it off, okay?"
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"Mom, you should say hi to her."
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"Honey, if I wanted to talk to an unconscious person,"
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"I'd book myself on Charlie Rose."
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"What happened to her nails?"
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"Looks like she's been diggin' for potatoes or something."
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"Why are you even worried about her hands right now?"
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"That is so not important."
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"- Catherine, Mother loves her hands. - Yeah."
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"She always wore dishwashing gloves when she gave me my bath."
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"Which is why I don't do dishes."
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"I just now realized that."
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"Hello, Madam President."
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"I'm Dr. Mirpuri."
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"- Dr. Mir... - Mirpuri."
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"Mir-piri. Okay. How is she doing?"
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"I'm afraid it's quite dire."
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"All brain function has ceased."
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"So she's not gonna bounce back?"
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"I'm afraid she'll need to stay on life support"
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"until she expires."
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"Did you still want to do her nails?"
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"- Oh, yes, I do. - Okay."
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"Wendy: No, we're not hiring that woman."
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"It was just a cold sore, honey."
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"I don't want to pay 40 grand for a herpes baby."
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"- Oh, hey, Debralee? - Yes, hi."
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"Mike, yes. Nice to meet you."
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"Wendy."
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"Debralee. Hi, Wendy. So nice to meet you."
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"- You want anything? - I'm good. Thank you, though."
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"I just had a kombucha on my way over."
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"- Okay, so I'll just dive on in... - That'd be great."
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"and give you guys a little background on me."
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"You already know I've carried three babies to term."
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"Keep everything organic. I exercise every day."
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"I don't drink or smoke and I never have."
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"That's amazing."
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"I mean, that's exactly what we're looking for."
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"Praise Jesus."
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"Are y'all Christians?"
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"Yes. Mm-hmm, yes."
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"I mean, a lot of people think that I'm Jewish, but that... no."
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"Oh."
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"What church y'all go to?"
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"- Our Lady... - Of the Holy Womb..."
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"- ...of the Holy Womb. - ...Womb of Jesus."
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"It's a small congregation, but it's fierce."
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"It's holy."
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"Okay, Emily's working on her nails now."
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"- Good. Dark? - Excuse me, Madam President."
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"Your mother was a bit vague on the DNR."
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"- Okay. - So it will come down to you."
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"- Praying for a miracle. - Please don't."
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"Okay."
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"Um, okay."
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"Well, Dr. McCurry..."
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"- Mirpuri. - Yes, that's what I said."
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"So what does that entail, you know, the pulling of the plug?"
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"- There's not really a plug. - Oh."
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"What we're talking about requires removing the ventilator tube."
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"And then as her organs begin to fail..."
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"Okay, I'm gonna have to sit down for just a minute,"
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"if that's all right."
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"We would be tracking her vitals..."
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"It's okay, Catherine. It's okay."
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"Oh, wow, that is loud, honey."
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"That's loud."
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"Oh, Stephen Hawking here is indisposed, so I'll just..."
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"- Marjorie, can you help me with this? - Yes, ma'am."
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"Doctor: I just want to assure you, Madam President,"
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"we would do everything in our power to ensure..."
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"Yeah, just a sec. Something's pressing here. Kent!"
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"- I'm sorry, didn't mean to intrude. - No, no, no."
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"I chose a parabolic path deliberately out of earshot."
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"It's fine."
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"What's up?"
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"I just needed to get a break from the Hindu Grim Reaper out there."
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"I don't know if this provides any solace,"
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"but ever since your mother's health setback was announced,"
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"there has been an outpouring of support..."
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"Oh."
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"...that has driven up your favorables."
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"I'm talking about pulling the plug on my mother here."
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"How is half a percentage point in the polls"
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"supposed to sweeten that shit biscuit?"
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"- More like double digits. - Really?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"But just out of curiosity,"
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"if I were to, you know..."
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"uh, would that end?"
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"There is a possibility of a shorter-lived,"
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"but numerically greater outpouring..."
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"if you will, a death bump."
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"- Really? - Really."
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"Well, that is some wild and heavy stuff."
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"Indeed."
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"Yeah. I got some real soul-searching to do."
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"Now, I have been in Washington a long time"
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"and I thought I had seen everything,"
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"but the insensitivity shown by Senator O'Brien"
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