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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - Nobody's Fault But Mine (S05E05)

"Well, it's the truth, and I'll prove it. Let's go ask Fez."
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"- Fine. - You drive. My van's in the shop."
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"- Fine. I need gas though. - Fine. Can I borrow money for fries?"
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"- No. - Fine. Shotgun."
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"- There's only two of us, you moron. - Fine!"
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"You know what I think, Donna?"
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"I think this whole "get married in a week" stuff..."
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"is just Red trying to get us to call the whole thing off."
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"Yeah. But you know what?"
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"That ain't happening, missy. You know what we're gonna do?"
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"We're gonna teach Red a lesson and get married out of spite."
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"Yeah, screw you, Red!"
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"Wow."
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"It's every little girl's dream to get married out of spite."
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"You know what?"
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"I think maybe you're not ready to get married."
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"And if you're not, you better tell me right now."
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"Donna, I'm not ready."
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"- Oh, thank God. Me neither. - What?"
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"- I thought you were ready. - I thought you were."
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"- I'm not. - Me neither."
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"- Oh, my God, you are so hot. - You are!"
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"Wow, nothing hits the spot after an hour and a half of passion..."
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"like chili cheese fries."
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"Oh, hello, Mitch."
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"Had a nice walk over here?"
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"Get used to it because you'll never get a license."
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"- Do you understand me? - No, but nobody understands you."
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"You talk like Mushmouth from Fat Albert."
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"You just dug your own grave, fella."
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""I flug my own rave, bella"? Was that what you said, Mushmouth?"
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"All right, Fez. I need you to tell Hyde about the dream you had about me."
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"What?"
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"I didn't have any dream. [Mouths Words]"
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"We have a visitor."
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"Fez, this is really important, okay?"
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"Start talking, or so help me, I'll give you the worst purple nurple you've ever had."
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"Okay. In my dream, Kelso was dressed as a nurse..."
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"and he was giving me a sponge bath."
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"And?"
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"I was nude."
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"See? I was really freaked out..."
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"and Jackie and me were just talkin', that's all."
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"So I just cheated on Jackie for nothing?"
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"It's what I've been telling you, man."
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"Oh, Steven, look, okay?"
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"Whatever you think happened between me and Michael, did not happen, okay?"
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"So, everything's fine."
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"Actually, we need to talk."
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"You know, I really hate to run..."
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"but I gotta go tell the whole school about you and Nurse Ding-a-ling's sponge bath."
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"So, I gotta go."
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"- You wouldn't. - "Blue blound't"? Move your lips, Mushmouth!"
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"So, I was in the den, and Michael came over all upset."
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"- Jackie. - And, Steven, I asked him to leave."
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"- And that's when you saw us. But I swear, nothing happened. - Jackie. Jackie!"
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"Stop talking."
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"Look, I know all this now, okay?"
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"But before I knew, I was at the hotel last night."
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"And I was really mad."
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"There was this nurse."
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"- And- - And what?"
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"And I'm really sorry, okay?"
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"I promise it'll never happen again."
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"You know, that's exactly what Michael used to say."
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"- Come on, Jackie. - No. You know what, Steven?"
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"I'm sorry. It's over."
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"[Radio: Man Singing Country]"
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"Huh."
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"- I finally get country music. - ## [Ends]"
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"Donna, look, it's my old wedding dress."
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"Oh, and you can wear it..."
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"as a bib."
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"Hey, and for the reception, I got the guys back together from my high school band-"
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"the Pinciotti Polka Explosion."
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"Won't be long now until you two lovebirds are married... forever."
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"No escape."
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"Until one of you is dead."
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"So, you guys, I've been trying to think of ways to help you."
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"Okay. Where's Laurie?"
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"Yeah, what happened to you?"
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"You guys, living in Chicago opened my eyes."
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"I had no job, no friends."
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"I did sleep with one of the White Sox..."
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"but then it just turned out to be this frat guy wearing a White Sox hat."
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"Basically, I hit rock bottom."
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"Really. God, I was so sure you'd be a senator."
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"Eric, love is hard to find."
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"And I've realized I've been taking the people who love me for granted."
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"Especially you."
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"Oh, that's not true."
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"I don't love you."
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"Yes, you do."
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"And if you two love each other, but Red is making you miserable..."
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"then there's only one answer."
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"Get out. Leave town."
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"Because love is precious."
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"Well, it sounds good..."
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"but I can't help but remember the feeling of being stung by bees..."
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"as I tumbled around and around."
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"Wait. Is that a tear?"
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"Oh, my God, Eric. I think she's being sincere."
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"Oh, my God, it's real."
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"I have a sister."
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"Hey, look who I found."
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"At first I just thought he was a leprechaun."
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"Fez, I came over here because I wanna end this feud, okay? Right here, right now."
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"And if you're not on board, I could spread your crazy..."
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"naked, homoerotic dream all over school, but-"
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"Macho as I am..."
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"who would believe you?"
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"Okay, Fez."
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"Uh, can I just say as the nurse that was sponging you in your dream..."
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"that I'm with Mitch here on the whole "not spreading it around the school" thing."
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"See, your lady friend here understands."
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"Truce?"
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"Well..."
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"I guess."
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"- Truce. - Good. Here. Peace offering. Moron!"
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"Oh, this is tomorrow's school paper."
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